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  • Tom_Servo 29 May 2013 19:28:13 15,602 posts
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    I wonder who'll win Biggest Bellend...
  • Jono62 29 May 2013 19:34:09 13,631 posts
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    Think there's only two possibilities.
  • Tom_Servo 29 May 2013 19:37:52 15,602 posts
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    Who's the other one? Bale for his backwards baseball cap?
  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 20:47:26 19,295 posts
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    Okay lads it's time to reveal the results. Firstly a big thanks to everyone who voted! :)

    I didn't get that many comments so decided to drop the idea of matching them up with votes. However to make up for it I will post every single vote, so some of those less expected ones get a mention!

    I've listed the number of votes for a particular item in brackets next to it, these have been put in descending, then alphabetical order where applicable. So the ones with no numbers listed with them had the amount of votes corresponding to the number nearest to the left. Which I suppose is a really convoluted way of saying:

    e.g. RVP (8), Michu, Bale (6), Suarez, Rooney, Adebayor (3), Adam Johnson (2) etc. I'm sure you get the idea!

    There are a couple of sections (in part 4) where I've just copy and pasted from the spreadsheet, purely out of laziness which I apologise for!

    Anyway let's get to it, drum roll please! Prepare for a mega post...

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  • Jono62 29 May 2013 20:51:15 13,631 posts
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    Oooh I'm excited!
  • Shikasama 29 May 2013 20:55:54 6,287 posts
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    I am so erect right now
  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 20:58:12 19,295 posts
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    27 Votes Received.
    Not all categories were voted for by everyone so some of the totals don't add up to 27.

    1. Players

    Best player - Gareth Bale (17)

    Other nominees: RVP (4), Mata (3), Cazorla (1), De Gea

    Best young player (23 or younger) - Gareth Bale (10)

    Benteke (5), Lukaku (4), Lowton (2), Coutinho (1), Hazard, Luke Shaw, Nastasic, Oscar

    Most improved player - Gareth Bale (6)

    De Gea (4), Carrick (2), David Luiz (2), J.Henderson (2), A.Ramsey (1), C.Jenkinson, Koscielny, Mata, Rosicky, S.Maloney, Snodgrass, Suarez, Walcott

    Best signing - Michu (9)

    RVP (8), Benteke (5), Berbatov (1), Cazorla, Nastasic

    Worst signing/biggest flop - Christopher Samba (8)

    Adebayor (3), Hazard (2), Javi Garcia, S.Sinclair, Adam Johnson (1), Borini, Bosingwa, R.Green. Harry Redknapp (2)

    Most surprising player - Michu (8)

    Benteke (4), Sturridge (2), Andros Townsend (1), C.McManaman, Cazorla, Coutinho, Lambert, Lukaku, Nastasic, P.Cisse, Rafael, S.Maloney

    Biggest bellend - Luis Suarez

    Terry (4), M.Sissoko (1), Odemwingie, Rooney, Van Persie. Harry Redknapp (1)

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  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 20:58:20 19,295 posts
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    2. Managers & Pundits

    2a. Best manager - Sir Alex Ferguson (17)

    Benitez (3), Clarke (2), Laudrup, AVB (1), Martinez, O'Neill

    2b. Worst manager - Harry Redknapp (13)

    Hughes (5), Pardew (3), Mancini (2), O'Neill, Pulis

    2c. Best pundit - Gary Neville (15)

    Graeme Souness (2), Pat Nevin, Alan Hansen (1), Alan Shearer, Barry Glendenning, Lee Dixon, Martin Keown, Rory Smith

    2d. Worst pundit - Mark Lawrenson (7)

    Jamie Redknapp (6), Alan Shearer (2), Niall Quinn (2), Don Goodman (1), Gary Neville, Harry Redknapp, Michael Owen, Robbie Savage, Stewart Robson. Add one extra to all for the vote 'They're all shit' (1).

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  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 20:58:24 19,295 posts
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    3. Clubs

    3a. Most Disappointing Club - Newcastle (8)

    QPR (6), Man City (5), Aston Villa (2), Stoke (2), Fulham (1), Liverpool, Norwich, Tottenham

    3b. Most Improved Club - West Brom (12)

    Swansea (6), West Ham (2), Arsenal (1), Aston Villa, Everton, Liverpool, Southampton.

    3c. Club of the season - Man Utd (11)

    Swansea (5), West Brom (3), Chelsea (2), Tottenham, Wigan, Arsenal (1), QPR

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  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 20:58:30 19,295 posts
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    4. General

    4a. Best goal - RVP v Villa (12)

    Lowton v Stoke (5)
    Bale v West Ham (2)
    Jose Enrique v Swansea (2)
    David Luiz v Fulham (1)
    Walcott v Newcastle (1)

    4b. Best match - West Brom v Man Utd 5-5 (6)

    Arsenal v Liverpool (2-2)
    1
    Arsenal v Newcastle (7-3)
    2
    Arsenal v Tottenham (5-2)
    2
    Liverpool v Chelsea (2-2)
    1
    Liverpool v Villa (1-3)
    1
    Man City v Man United (2-3)
    1
    Man City v Norwich (2-3)
    1
    Man City v Wigan (0-1) - FA Cup
    1
    Man United v Tottenham (2-3)
    2
    Newcastle v Chelsea (3-2)
    1
    Newcastle v Sunderland (0-3)
    1
    Southampton v Man City (3-1)
    1
    Sunderland v Villa (1-6)
    1
    Villa v Chelsea (1-2)
    1

    4c. Best rumour - Undecided

    "Newcastle have scored"
    2
    Andy Carroll to run Grand National
    1
    Baines to United for 5m
    1
    Benitez to Everton
    1
    Carroll to AC Milan
    1
    David Villa to Swansea
    1
    Ferguson retirement
    2
    Mourinho to Chelsea
    1
    Rodgers to Man City
    2
    Rooney to Newcastle
    2
    Spurs to sign Damaio
    1
    Torres to City
    1
    Jack Wilshere: cocaine addict
    1

    4d. Most Surprising Event - Ferguson Retirement (12)

    Suarez bite (4), Benitez to Chelsea (2), Wigan FA Cup win, Bradford City LC run (1), Mourinho to Chelsea, Newcastle loss in Tyne-Wear derby, West Brom's early form.

    4e. Funniest moment/event - Suarez Bite (8)

    "He could have been killed"
    1
    "Newcastle have scored"
    1
    Alan Pardew
    1
    Barry own goal v Southampton
    1
    David Luiz
    2
    Hazard v ball boy
    3
    Ian Harte falls over
    1
    Lee Probert tackle
    1
    Mulumbu sent off for kicking ball at opposition
    1
    Newcastle fan v horse
    1
    QPR's 2 points in last 8 games
    1
    Rodgers: LFC to finish 2nd
    1
    Rooney sulking
    1
    Suarez celebration v Everton
    1

    Edited by LionheartDJH at 21:00:18 29-05-2013

    Edited by LionheartDJH at 21:20:39 29-05-2013

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  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 20:58:36 19,295 posts
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    5. European Club Football

    5a. Best player - Messi (7)

    Lewandowski (5), Falcao (4), Ronaldo, El Shaaraway (1), Essien, Ibrahimovic, James Rodriguez

    5b. Best manager - Jurgen Klopp (17)

    Heynckes (7), Pellegrini (1)

    5c. Best club - Bayern Munich (13)

    Borussia Dortmund (11), Everton (1)

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  • imamazed 29 May 2013 21:02:50 5,455 posts
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    Haha who the fuck voted for Everton as best European club?
  • Tom_Servo 29 May 2013 21:04:37 15,602 posts
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    Nice work!

    Can't believe I was the only person who voted for Rob Green in worst signing.
  • Humperfunk 29 May 2013 21:07:03 1,614 posts
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    imamazed wrote:
    Haha who the fuck voted for Everton as best European club?
    Just burst out laughing at that, superb stuff :D

    Top work Lionheart, really good stuff.

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  • ecureuil 29 May 2013 21:07:24 76,037 posts
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    Who else voted for Sturridge as most surprising player?

    Also which Arsenal fan voted for RVP as biggest bellend? :D
  • Shikasama 29 May 2013 21:10:16 6,287 posts
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    Nastasic for player nominated in most categories by a single vote? :D

    Some good stuff there! I can't believe two people put 'Newcastle have scored'.

    Thanks for collecting all that LDJH, and crafting epic posts for the results.
  • morriss 29 May 2013 21:10:37 70,771 posts
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    Top stuff. I voted for Bale for best goal - because it is. :)
  • Jono62 29 May 2013 21:14:38 13,631 posts
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    I forgot to do biggest flop!

    My Villa 6 Sunderland 1 best game is there either :(

    I'm going to guess Mr_Sleep also voted for Lowton as best young player :)
  • SuperCoolEskimo 29 May 2013 21:19:07 9,542 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Who else voted for Sturridge as most surprising player?

    Also which Arsenal fan voted for RVP as biggest bellend? :D
    That would be me :)

    Great work DJH.
  • SuperCoolEskimo 29 May 2013 21:20:00 9,542 posts
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    Everton as best European club wins the thread though :D
  • LionheartDJH 29 May 2013 21:21:11 19,295 posts
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    @Jono62
    Sorry must have have missed that off. You are no longer disenfranchised!

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  • Tom_Servo 30 May 2013 14:33:58 15,602 posts
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    Surprised Redknapp ran away with Worst Manager. I can only assume people had forgotten that Hughes was actually in charge for some of last season.
  • Deckard1 30 May 2013 14:46:09 25,526 posts
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    Why did Sissoko get a vote for biggest bellend? Did I miss something?

    Called it

  • LionheartDJH 30 May 2013 15:08:00 19,295 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Why did Sissoko get a vote for biggest bellend? Did I miss something?
    A jape from one of your fellow Geordies I believe, taking the meaning quite literally.

    @Tom_Servo
    Yeah I was surprised by that. I guess the reasoning is that Redknapp didn't learn from Hughes' mistakes and went and spent a load more money and bought players who really couldn't give a toss. But is it worse to be the manager who fails to get a club in a sticky spot out of said spot, or be the manager who put them there in the first place?

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  • TheSaint 30 May 2013 15:12:40 13,658 posts
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    Probably being the manager behind the worst signing didn't help.
  • ecureuil 30 May 2013 15:14:38 76,037 posts
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    I voted for Hughes. He got them in to that mess, couldn't vote Harry as worse for failing to get them out of it.
  • Dougs 30 May 2013 15:39:25 64,982 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    Surprised Redknapp ran away with Worst Manager. I can only assume people had forgotten that Hughes was actually in charge for some of last season.
    For 10 games. Harry only had 28 games to get them out of it, an impossible task....
  • Dougs 30 May 2013 15:40:42 64,982 posts
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    Great work btw, good fun. I tried to be as impartial as possible, honest.
  • thedaveeyres 31 May 2013 17:05:15 9,785 posts
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    Lovely stuff. :)

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