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  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 11:53:10 29,204 posts
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    :D

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • AceGrace 22 Feb 2013 12:09:05 1,207 posts
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    When I was at school a friend held out for a piss for most of the day. When he finally had to go, we all ran into the loo and watched in amazement as he started walking backwards from the urinal and almost made it out the door before the pressure started to drop and he ran forwards again covering himself in his own piss. How we laughed!
  • mcmonkeyplc 22 Feb 2013 12:13:08 39,467 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    King_Edward wrote:
    I mix it up.
    This.
    You're hardly an authority on the subject. I remember your no-handed pissing epiphany thread! ;)
    Damn, good memory! :)

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • megastar 22 Feb 2013 12:22:49 17,196 posts
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    AceGrace wrote:
    When I was at school a friend held out for a piss for most of the day. When he finally had to go, we all ran into the loo and watched in amazement as he started walking backwards from the urinal and almost made it out the door before the pressure started to drop and he ran forwards again covering himself in his own piss. How we laughed!
    I did an actual GLOL then
  • Lukus 22 Feb 2013 12:54:10 19,260 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Lukus uses the little boy one on the end.
    Hey, it leaves a little swinging room for my mighty dong.

    That's not true, I just said that for attention.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Syrette 22 Feb 2013 14:35:59 43,784 posts
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    Remind anyone of themselves?

  • Humperfunk 22 Feb 2013 15:26:25 2,290 posts
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    I pull my trousers and boxers down all the way to the floor. Like to air my bum whilst having a slash.

    PSN, XBL & NNID: Wedjwants

  • kingnothing12 22 Feb 2013 15:43:49 571 posts
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  • L_Franko Moderator 22 Feb 2013 15:47:00 9,694 posts
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    I was just about to post that :)
  • Humperfunk 22 Feb 2013 16:31:57 2,290 posts
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    I never understood that scene in South Park - it's like they're taking the piss out of Butters when surely he's just pissing like how we all do it? Right chaps?

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  • Humperfunk 22 Feb 2013 16:32:42 2,290 posts
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    Nah in all seriousness I piss the same way as Deckard, pull down the front of the ol' boxers, wap out the willy and off we go.

    PSN, XBL & NNID: Wedjwants

  • oceanmotion 22 Feb 2013 17:56:13 16,008 posts
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    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2mV9UHYy8t0

    All in.
  • Deleted user 22 February 2013 17:57:03
    Chopsen wrote:
    What the hell do you think the hole is there for, then?
    Sneaky hand jobs.
  • Ashwood 22 Feb 2013 18:19:54 408 posts
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    If I know it's going to be a long piss, I'll sit down at home (on the toilet).

    I also go the full retard at urinals, unbelt and willy over the boxers. I don't have the dexterity to fish it out the jeans buttons and boxer flaps. Also, I want everyone to see my amazonian pubes.
  • Trafford 22 Feb 2013 18:21:42 5,884 posts
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    Anyone favour a slight knee bend and lean back technique?
  • Load_2.0 22 Feb 2013 18:27:54 19,445 posts
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    Like a Parisian fountain?

    You disgust me.
  • Trafford 22 Feb 2013 18:34:27 5,884 posts
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    People in this thread seem more obsessed with fishing it out.
    I want to talk about stance!
  • Syrette 22 Feb 2013 18:57:15 43,784 posts
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    Anyone else want to post that Butters jpeg?

  • yegon 22 Feb 2013 18:57:21 5,335 posts
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    Humperfunk wrote:
    I pull my trousers and boxers down all the way to the floor. Like to air my bum whilst having a slash.
    Are you Czechoslovakian?
  • Fake_Blood 22 Feb 2013 19:06:49 4,294 posts
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    I movies you sometimes see a guy pissing with one hand up against the wall.
    Wtf is that all about?
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 19:12:37 29,204 posts
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    Taking a load off. Pub I used to go in had headrests above the urinals.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 19:22:33 16,270 posts
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    One in a series of mrpon's photos of men in pub toilets there.
  • ronuds 22 Feb 2013 19:32:29 21,788 posts
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    That has to be the most unsanitary headrest ever. Probably guaranteed to give you herpes on your face.
  • Fake_Blood 22 Feb 2013 19:34:31 4,294 posts
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    What about shaking techniques?
    I shake for about 5 seconds, but it's useless. There's always one drop left. I walk away and I can feel this one drop coming out.
  • ronuds 22 Feb 2013 19:37:23 21,788 posts
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    I was always told that shaking it more than twice meant you're playing with it.
  • joeymoto108 22 Feb 2013 20:37:47 651 posts
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    Dunno if it's already been posted but meh.

    Edited by joeymoto108 at 20:38:26 22-02-2013

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

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