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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Feb 2013 09:32:58 39,261 posts
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    Deckard is also a never-nude. His life must be terribly stressful.

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  • THFourteen 22 Feb 2013 09:33:10 34,167 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    It depends on the boxers, some of mine don't have a big enough opening to comfortably fit my penis through.

    A couple though have holes only slightly smaller than yer mum's fanny though, so it tends to be easier than pulling my boxers down.
    /stealth I have a big weiner post
  • speedofthepuma 22 Feb 2013 09:33:31 13,310 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    With the ones with buttons I never do them up in the 1st place. I need rapid unhindered access to my penis at short notice at all times.
    Pro-tip, there's elastic in the waistband, so you can just pull them down slightly for access.

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  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 09:36:09 16,444 posts
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    Catheters are the way forward.

    /sits at desk with mysterious smile on face

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 09:37:18 29,389 posts
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    You just look like a tit really:

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Dougs 22 Feb 2013 09:37:30 69,004 posts
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    Stickman wrote:

    You're the only person in the world who actually has the button fastened on boxers.

    Cubical pissers have tiny cocks. They can say what they like, we all know it's true.
    Falls out too often otherwise. Need some level of security, don't want to risk getting the old chap caught in the zip...
  • Salaman 22 Feb 2013 09:39:14 19,433 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    I do a handstand on top of the toilet and pee straight down
    I only do that when I have a very persistent morning erection.
  • yegon 22 Feb 2013 09:41:55 5,386 posts
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    Czechoslovakian guy at our place pulls his trousers and undies to his ankles when he's at the urinal, I kid you not. It is not, as far Im aware, an invitation to action either....or maybe he just doesn't fancy me, I can't put my finger on it, maybe if I offered my whole hand?
  • Load_2.0 22 Feb 2013 09:43:13 19,506 posts
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    Fuck this shit, that underwear flap is there to look pretty.

    Bunch of 1864 prospectors pissing out the hole in your dungarees.

    Edited by Load_2.0 at 09:50:09 22-02-2013
  • elstoof 22 Feb 2013 09:44:22 8,055 posts
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    I do that, and I clench my sculpted buttocks in quick succession while I piss freely, loudly exhaling with my head tilted back.
  • Trafford 22 Feb 2013 09:49:52 5,919 posts
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    When I'm at home, it's a lazy one every time.
  • Deckard1 22 Feb 2013 09:50:52 29,098 posts
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    You girly pee at home? What the hell is wrong with you?

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Mr-Brett 22 Feb 2013 09:51:40 12,871 posts
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    Anyone that does something different to me is wrong.

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  • Zomoniac 22 Feb 2013 09:52:18 7,897 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Or people who undo their belts to have a piss.

    Wtf is that about
    If you have a button fly then it's quite hard not to undo your belt.
  • speedofthepuma 22 Feb 2013 09:53:32 13,310 posts
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    Mr-Brett wrote:
    Anyone that does something different to me is wrong.
    What is it ok to do to you?

    Edited by speedofthepuma at 09:53:51 22-02-2013

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Trafford 22 Feb 2013 09:54:03 5,919 posts
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    @Deckard
    I'm getting old!
  • mrpon 22 Feb 2013 09:55:35 29,389 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Mr-Brett wrote:
    Anyone that does something different to me is wrong.
    What is it ok to do to you?
    Keep your propositions to PMs speed, ta.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Load_2.0 22 Feb 2013 09:56:27 19,506 posts
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    The belt question is moot, undoing my belt doesn't result in my trousers instantly hitting my ankles accompanied by a comical slide whistle.

    They stay put, maybe I just have a mans hips unlike you Chinese eunuchs.
  • neilka 22 Feb 2013 09:58:15 16,444 posts
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    Isn't... isn't it women that have wide hips?

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Mr-Brett 22 Feb 2013 09:59:12 12,871 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Mr-Brett wrote:
    Anyone that does something different to me is wrong.
    What is it ok to do to you?
    Whatever you want, but you have to use the hole in front of the boxer, this is a deal-breaker.

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • Load_2.0 22 Feb 2013 09:59:28 19,506 posts
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    You shut up!
  • ILoveThrashMetal 22 Feb 2013 09:59:36 804 posts
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    Try having a pee with your nob pierced. It comes out in 2 jets of piss and if you don't sit down will go down your leg (I have found this out to my embarrassment the several times)

    Arsechickens

  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 10:00:00 60,952 posts
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    Anyone who sits down to pee has a horrible wife/girlfriend

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • THFourteen 22 Feb 2013 10:00:52 34,167 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    Or people who undo their belts to have a piss.

    Wtf is that about
    If you have a button fly then it's quite hard not to undo your belt.
    really? i have button fly jeans, i undo the buttons, pull the hole apart and pop my fella out. Belt stays on.

    I guess maybe if you have skinny jeans there isn't enough give or something.
  • cubbymoore 22 Feb 2013 10:04:42 36,503 posts
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    I always pee out of my pee hole, otherwise it comes out of my arse.
  • Trafford 22 Feb 2013 10:05:34 5,919 posts
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    Happy days as a young un, competing with mates for the highest point on the wall.
  • nickthegun 22 Feb 2013 10:06:18 60,952 posts
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    Pro-tip: the way to pee normally with a button fly is not to hold it in until your kidney is about to burst. This gives you plenty of time to have a slash like a normal person.

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • LeoliansBro 22 Feb 2013 10:06:29 44,720 posts
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    Anyone piss out of a leg hole? Solves a lot of problems.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Trafford 22 Feb 2013 10:08:57 5,919 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Anyone who sits down to pee has a horrible wife/girlfriend
    Hah! You said it mate. We split up a few months ago. Maybe I do need to get back to pissing like a man again.
  • L_Franko Moderator 22 Feb 2013 10:10:21 9,697 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    You girly pee at home? What the hell is wrong with you?
    It is sometimes required to do this when you wake up with a massive hangover. I'm not going to stand there trying to keep my balance while I sway from side to side wishing I was teetotal.
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