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  • neilka 15 Feb 2013 21:45:49 16,329 posts
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    In fact he quite literally "hasn't got a leg to stand on".

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • GiarcYekrub 15 Feb 2013 21:56:37 3,809 posts
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    I think were being unfair on him, hes not the first guy to go to bed legless, wake up and shoot their load over their girlfriend thinking she was someone else
  • Murbs 15 Feb 2013 22:01:18 22,426 posts
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    BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A COAT, RIGHT?

    /I'll get my legs
  • LetsGo 15 Feb 2013 22:12:50 5,280 posts
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    Theres a few things I dislike, both here and in the case.

    - Innocent until proven guilty. We don't know if he is guilty, we don't even know if he shot the gun.
    We hear that he was having an argument before the shots were heard but we also heard that this was a valentine prank (which apparently turned out to be false). ALL rumor, we will find out when the case is heard.

    - These are real people, I dislike the jokes. How would you like it if it was your son or your daughter?
    If this happened to one of the users on EG, the jokes wouldn't be ok but its ok in this case because he is famous?

    - Why is he not going straight to jail? They are keeping him in the police station because of his high profile, this is wrong. He should be just like everyone else. What are they going to do for the next 'x' months during the trial? They surely can't keep him locked up in the police station forever?

    Edited by LetsGo at 22:18:08 15-02-2013

    Edited by LetsGo at 22:21:49 15-02-2013
  • elstoof 15 Feb 2013 22:18:49 7,819 posts
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    They're keeping him and charging him after 1 day of investigation because they must have some damning evidence already. Why do you you think that your own speculation is more valid than any other speculation on here?
  • caligari 15 Feb 2013 22:20:13 17,089 posts
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    LetsGo wrote:

    They surely got keep him locked up in the police station forever?
    Thank you - not only was that the funniest thing in this thread, but you've also given birth to a new EG meme. Circle of life.

    PS - there's still time for a 'RIP Reeva Steenkamp' thread.

    Edited by caligari at 22:21:01 15-02-2013
  • zombiemeetspade 15 Feb 2013 22:51:38 2 posts
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    He's an armless fellow really.
  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2013 23:07:20 8,515 posts
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    He simply wouldn't survive in prison. Not just because of his disability but because SA prisons are rife with rape. He would be a trophy bitch as soon as he is amongst other inmates.

    Edited by ZizouFC at 23:07:56 15-02-2013
  • Lukus 15 Feb 2013 23:10:01 19,288 posts
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    Or his weird legs will kill everyone's rapey boner.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • LetsGo 15 Feb 2013 23:10:16 5,280 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    He simply wouldn't survive in prison. Not just because of his disability but because SA prisons are rife with rape. He would be a trophy bitch as soon as he is amongst other inmates.
    So where does he go during the trial? Or if he is found guilty? He shouldnt be a special case.
  • senso-ji 15 Feb 2013 23:10:19 5,973 posts
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    But if he has such a disability, will he go to a conventional SA prison? Unless they have the facilities to cater for him, then won't they put him in a secure hospital or something similar?
  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2013 23:15:17 8,515 posts
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    No idea tbh. I can't see him going to a regular prison. I'm not sure what usually happens in cases like this. He will get special treatment either way though. The state already said he is staying in the police station due to his fame, not his disability.
  • Ziz0u 15 Feb 2013 23:24:12 8,515 posts
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    Is it possible to avoid jail time for involuntary manslaughter? A quick google suggests it is not. So his career could very well be over even if it was an accident. I am starting to feel for him considering this could just be a horrible mistake.
  • Youthist 15 Feb 2013 23:30:59 10,028 posts
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    Did youir heart go out to that lovely Mr Simpson too?

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • cubbymoore 15 Feb 2013 23:31:47 36,501 posts
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    He'd go to the vulnerable persons unit (or the south african equivalent) where prisoners with disabilities or people likely to be attacked for whatever reason (paedos, celebrities, peado celebrities).
  • President_Weasel 15 Feb 2013 23:32:29 9,489 posts
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    has anyone done FEET OF CLAY yet? That would also qualify as a play on words in this instance
  • elstoof 15 Feb 2013 23:32:51 7,819 posts
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    If the Sun report is to be believed, shooting 3 times and pausing for 10 minutes before another 3 shots is a bit of a stretch for an accident. Even so, 4 times in the face is pretty sharp shooting for a frenzied potential burglary situation. The whole case is bizarre and totally tragic, I wonder if we'll ever get the whole story.
  • President_Weasel 15 Feb 2013 23:36:27 9,489 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    If the Sun report is to be believed
    Is that a joke? Of course it's not to believed. The Sun wouldn't know proper journalism if it took a big shit on their faces.
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 23:55:25 592 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    He'd go to the vulnerable persons unit (or the south african equivalent) where prisoners with disabilities or people likely to be attacked for whatever reason (paedos, celebrities, peado celebrities).
    do you mean Big Brother house?
  • speedofthepuma 16 Feb 2013 00:25:33 13,309 posts
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    zombiemeetspade wrote:
    He's an armless fellow really.
    Is this a clever satire of punnary, or just stupid?

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 00:29:04
    LetsGo wrote:
    How would you like it if it was your son or your daughter?
    This raises an interesting discussion point:

    If you could have your son be an olympic-level athlete, but the trade-off was that he was a murdering sociopath, which events would you put him in?
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 00:29:30
    Obviously any team sports are out.
  • chopsen 16 Feb 2013 00:29:43 16,127 posts
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    Not the shooting or archery.
  • MadCaddy13 16 Feb 2013 00:35:20 2,004 posts
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    Dressage.
  • oceanmotion 16 Feb 2013 00:39:20 16,026 posts
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    Squash. Sealed room. Two men enter, one man leaves. That would be entertaining.
  • JuanKerr 16 Feb 2013 21:58:38 36,375 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Perhaps we'd be better off picking our heroes out of a pool of people who do amazing things to help their fellow human beings/humanity as a whole instead of people who are just good at sport/acting/singing/dancing/making money/being on telly?
    Strange that you chose to make this point in the context of this case - Pistorius is a hero for many for far more reasons than just being "good at sport".
  • elstoof 16 Feb 2013 22:20:06 7,819 posts
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    It is the only reason anyone's heard of him though.
  • Trowel 17 Feb 2013 08:40:59 17,929 posts
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    SA press claim with that an initial shot was fired in the bedroom, and a blood covered cricket bat was retrieved... :/
  • Ziz0u 17 Feb 2013 08:46:09 8,515 posts
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    Linky poo?
  • Trowel 17 Feb 2013 08:54:56 17,929 posts
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    Was being discussed on Radio 5 just now. Can't post links as am on Vita (...) but best place to follow is go to Newsnow.co.uk > Sports > Athletics > Stars > Murder suspects
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