Legless Blade Runner shoots girlfriend in face Page 6

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  • neilka 15 Feb 2013 16:34:13 16,328 posts
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    He hasn't got an egg to land on!

    No wait

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Dougs 15 Feb 2013 16:35:01 68,524 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Pistorius came off as a massive prima-donna over that. How dare someone beat me, they must be cheating.
    That was my recollection too. Fine line between the arrogance/confidence athletes need and being an egotist.
  • JuanKerr 15 Feb 2013 16:35:41 36,365 posts
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    riceNpea

    Or maybe he was just pissed off at losing and said something he regretted in the heat of the moment. It wasn't like he drowned kittens.

    Edited by JuanKerr at 16:36:21 15-02-2013
  • Deckard1 15 Feb 2013 16:36:18 28,765 posts
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    Someones got a crush!
  • JuanKerr 15 Feb 2013 16:36:36 36,365 posts
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    He's so dreamy.
  • GiarcYekrub 15 Feb 2013 16:37:34 3,808 posts
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    Reeva's Twitter is weird reading
  • Razz 15 Feb 2013 16:42:54 61,420 posts
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    This is most weird:
    https://twitter.com/reevasteenkamp/status/301656335106310144

    "What do you have up your sleeve for your love tomorrow??? #getexcited #ValentinesDay"

    First response after shooting
    "Should we guess? I'll take a shot in the dark."

    ಠ_ಠ

    Edited by Razz at 16:45:12 15-02-2013

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  • Psychotext 15 Feb 2013 16:58:56 54,495 posts
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    Yeah, that guy's a cunt.
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 16:59:16 592 posts
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    poor, poor girl. as a father of 2 girls something like this would destroy me.
  • FogHeart 15 Feb 2013 17:03:10 954 posts
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    riceNpea wrote:
    @Psychotext

    i think it was certainly a sign that this 'calm, gentle' character as associates described him had a darker side.
    Being a sore loser doesn't make you a potential murderer. Any number of snotty American teenagers have worse reactions when beaten playing CoD, you don't see them shooting women in the f...

    Sorry. Move along.
  • elstoof 15 Feb 2013 17:26:34 7,791 posts
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    So apparently he's denied murder. No news on any alternative explanation as yet though.
  • Deckard1 15 Feb 2013 17:31:46 28,765 posts
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    HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 17:37:06 592 posts
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    he's stumped
  • neilka 15 Feb 2013 17:42:23 16,328 posts
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    @FrankieBoyle wrote:
    HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • chopsen 15 Feb 2013 17:51:32 16,127 posts
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    HE HAS A DISABILITY, WHICH IN HIS SPECIFIC CASE ENTAILS BEING DEVOID OF EITHER LEG. IN COMMON PARLANCE, NOT HAVING A LEG TO STAND ON IS TAKEN AS MEANING THAT THE INDIVIDUAL IN QUESTION DOES NOT HAVE A VIABLE DEFENCE. CAN I THEREFORE BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION THE LINGUISTIC HUMOUR THIS COMBINATION OF FACTS MAKES POSSIBLE? VIS--VIS HIS CURRENT PREDICAMENT, THE STATEMENT "HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON" HAS TWO MEANINGS, WHICH IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A HUMOROUS STATEMENT. YOU MAY NOW LAUGH.
  • chopsen 15 Feb 2013 17:52:02 16,127 posts
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    Am I doing it right?
  • neilka 15 Feb 2013 17:55:22 16,328 posts
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    I don't get it.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Deckard1 15 Feb 2013 17:56:51 28,765 posts
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    Over egged it a touch, but yeah I think you've got the gist of it down.
  • President_Weasel 15 Feb 2013 18:01:29 9,483 posts
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    Over egged but under legged.
  • Ka-blamo 15 Feb 2013 18:07:09 7,490 posts
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    Tiger, lance, piss whatever...no legs

    Are there no heros that don't turn out to be cunt-nozzles?

    Is beckham really the only one that's a genuine good guy hero sports star?

    Hope nothing bad comes out about Beckham ever, I think he's great.
  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 18:09:35
    Yeah, he's amazing and nothing ever comes out that's bad about him.

    http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_19-4-2004_pg2_11
  • Blotto 15 Feb 2013 18:11:10 2,776 posts
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    It is pretty weird that our generation is going to have a digital imprint after we die. I mean, if I died today, no-one knows my password to Facebook, my profile would just stay there.

    Would be weird going through Facebook when I'm older (assuming it sticks around, which it may well do) and pruning my friends list of people that died.

    Edited by Blotto at 18:15:29 15-02-2013
  • riceNpea 15 Feb 2013 18:11:31 592 posts
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    please enough jokes about Oscar. he was an inspiration to many and if he gets jailed for this it will be tough to find someone to fill his shoes.
  • Ka-blamo 15 Feb 2013 18:12:35 7,490 posts
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    He's only human, a great human!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 15 Feb 2013 18:18:11 38,886 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    HE HAS A DISABILITY, WHICH IN HIS SPECIFIC CASE ENTAILS BEING DEVOID OF EITHER LEG. IN COMMON PARLANCE, NOT HAVING A LEG TO STAND ON IS TAKEN AS MEANING THAT THE INDIVIDUAL IN QUESTION DOES NOT HAVE A VIABLE DEFENCE. CAN I THEREFORE BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION THE LINGUISTIC HUMOUR THIS COMBINATION OF FACTS MAKES POSSIBLE? VIS--VIS HIS CURRENT PREDICAMENT, THE STATEMENT "HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON" HAS TWO MEANINGS, WHICH IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A HUMOROUS STATEMENT. YOU MAY NOW LAUGH.
    I'm stealing this and putting it on Facebook, so you'll be fed up of this as well very soon.

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  • mcmothercruncher 15 Feb 2013 20:08:50 7,271 posts
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  • sport 15 Feb 2013 20:40:19 12,776 posts
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    Knock, Knock
    BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG!
  • MetalDog 15 Feb 2013 21:03:11 23,778 posts
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    Perhaps we'd be better off picking our heroes out of a pool of people who do amazing things to help their fellow human beings/humanity as a whole instead of people who are just good at sport/acting/singing/dancing/making money/being on telly?

    I mean, they'd still let you down - people are people and it's hard not to be a twat even without being an object of adulation, but at least you could say in the aftermath, 'It's a shame how it turned out they were quite cunty, but they did discover the cure for cancer'.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • mrpon 15 Feb 2013 21:09:44 29,234 posts
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    I don't know much about the guy but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he didn't do it on purpose.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 15 Feb 2013 21:37:47 7,791 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    I'm going to go out on a limb here
    So insensitive..

    He's missing 2 of them in case you didn't realise.

    Edited by elstoof at 21:38:07 15-02-2013
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