He hasn't got an egg to land on!
No wait
No wait
if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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neilka 11,957 posts
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Registered 10 years agoPsychotext wrote:
That was my recollection too. Fine line between the arrogance/confidence athletes need and being an egotist.
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Or maybe he was just pissed off at losing and said something he regretted in the heat of the moment. It wasn't like he drowned kittens.
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Razz 57,905 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThis is most weird:
https://twitter.com/reevasteenkamp/status/301656335106310144
"What do you have up your sleeve for your love tomorrow??? #getexcited #ValentinesDay"
First response after shooting
"Should we guess? I'll take a shot in the dark."
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Psychotext 49,162 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYeah, that guy's a cunt.This post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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Registered 5 years agopoor, poor girl. as a father of 2 girls something like this would destroy me. -
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Registered 5 years agoriceNpea wrote:
Being a sore loser doesn't make you a potential murderer. Any number of snotty American teenagers have worse reactions when beaten playing CoD, you don't see them shooting women in the f...
@Psychotext
i think it was certainly a sign that this 'calm, gentle' character as associates described him had a darker side.
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Registered 8 years agoSo apparently he's denied murder. No news on any alternative explanation as yet though. -
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Registered 4 years agoHE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON -
riceNpea 587 posts
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neilka 11,957 posts
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Registered 8 years ago@FrankieBoyle wrote:
HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ONif you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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Chopsen 13,720 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHE HAS A DISABILITY, WHICH IN HIS SPECIFIC CASE ENTAILS BEING DEVOID OF EITHER LEG. IN COMMON PARLANCE, NOT HAVING A LEG TO STAND ON IS TAKEN AS MEANING THAT THE INDIVIDUAL IN QUESTION DOES NOT HAVE A VIABLE DEFENCE. CAN I THEREFORE BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION THE LINGUISTIC HUMOUR THIS COMBINATION OF FACTS MAKES POSSIBLE? VIS-À-VIS HIS CURRENT PREDICAMENT, THE STATEMENT "HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON" HAS TWO MEANINGS, WHICH IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A HUMOROUS STATEMENT. YOU MAY NOW LAUGH.Thanks for expressing interest in my signature!
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neilka 11,957 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI don't get it.if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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Deckard1 17,942 posts
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Registered 4 years agoOver egged it a touch, but yeah I think you've got the gist of it down. -
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Ka-blamo 6,424 posts
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Registered 4 years agoTiger, lance, piss whatever...no legs
Are there no heros that don't turn out to be cunt-nozzles?
Is beckham really the only one that's a genuine good guy hero sports star?
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Aargh. 11,140 posts
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Registered 2 years agoYeah, he's amazing and nothing ever comes out that's bad about him.
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_19-4-2004_pg2_11After chasing sunsets one of life's simple joy is playing with the boys
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Blotto 1,951 posts
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Registered 2 years agoIt is pretty weird that our generation is going to have a digital imprint after we die. I mean, if I died today, no-one knows my password to Facebook, my profile would just stay there.
Would be weird going through Facebook when I'm older (assuming it sticks around, which it may well do) and pruning my friends list of people that died.
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Registered 5 years agoplease enough jokes about Oscar. he was an inspiration to many and if he gets jailed for this it will be tough to find someone to fill his shoes. -
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Chopsen wrote:
I'm stealing this and putting it on Facebook, so you'll be fed up of this as well very soon.
HE HAS A DISABILITY, WHICH IN HIS SPECIFIC CASE ENTAILS BEING DEVOID OF EITHER LEG. IN COMMON PARLANCE, NOT HAVING A LEG TO STAND ON IS TAKEN AS MEANING THAT THE INDIVIDUAL IN QUESTION DOES NOT HAVE A VIABLE DEFENCE. CAN I THEREFORE BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION THE LINGUISTIC HUMOUR THIS COMBINATION OF FACTS MAKES POSSIBLE? VIS-À-VIS HIS CURRENT PREDICAMENT, THE STATEMENT "HE HASN'T GOT A LEG TO STAND ON" HAS TWO MEANINGS, WHICH IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF A HUMOROUS STATEMENT. YOU MAY NOW LAUGH.Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
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Registered 11 years agoPerhaps we'd be better off picking our heroes out of a pool of people who do amazing things to help their fellow human beings/humanity as a whole instead of people who are just good at sport/acting/singing/dancing/making money/being on telly?
I mean, they'd still let you down - people are people and it's hard not to be a twat even without being an object of adulation, but at least you could say in the aftermath, 'It's a shame how it turned out they were quite cunty, but they did discover the cure for cancer'.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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Registered 6 years agoI don't know much about the guy but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he didn't do it on purpose. -
mrpon wrote:
So insensitive..
I'm going to go out on a limb here
He's missing 2 of them in case you didn't realise.
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