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  • cubbymoore 28 Sep 2013 22:54:54 36,496 posts
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    Oh yeah.
  • mcmothercruncher 29 Sep 2013 09:48:38 7,069 posts
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    What is that 0.01% of bacteria that spray cleaners and steam cleaners cannot kill, and is it uber deadly?
  • FWB 29 Sep 2013 10:09:12 44,575 posts
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    Cooties. Yes. Tho mainly on girls, so if you stay away from them you'll be alright.
  • Mr-Brett 29 Sep 2013 10:09:55 12,794 posts
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    It's the T-Virus, Umbrella are secretly behind the manufacture of the cleaners.

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  • cubbymoore 29 Sep 2013 11:08:14 36,496 posts
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    It's just a statistical anomaly. There's no way of testing if 100% of bacteria has gone with absolute certainty, so 99.99% is the closest that can be legally said.

    /buzzkill
  • dominalien 29 Sep 2013 11:33:36 6,860 posts
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    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    What is that 0.01% of bacteria that spray cleaners and steam cleaners cannot kill, and is it uber deadly?
    http://xkcd.com/1161/

    /not helping

    Edited by dominalien at 11:34:44 29-09-2013

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  • Mr-Brett 29 Sep 2013 12:32:56 12,794 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    It's just a statistical anomaly. There's no way of testing if 100% of bacteria has gone with absolute certainty, so 99.99% is the closest that can be legally said.

    /buzzkill
    Cubby you unremitting bastard.

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  • OptimusPube 29 Sep 2013 12:57:04 3,028 posts
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    Mr-Brett wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    It's just a statistical anomaly. There's no way of testing if 100% of bacteria has gone with absolute certainty, so 99.99% is the closest that can be legally said.

    /buzzkill
    Cubby you unremitting bastard.
    Cold callous bastard.

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
    Albert said E=MC˛

  • Mr-Brett 29 Sep 2013 13:37:25 12,794 posts
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    Yeah!

    ...

    You are talking about Cubby right?

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  • cubbymoore 29 Sep 2013 19:40:57 36,496 posts
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    I don't know where this reputation has come from, but I sure as hell will do my best to uphold it.

    You benders.
  • thelzdking 30 Sep 2013 12:09:03 4,367 posts
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    Chvrches are alright, but spelling your name like that is shit.
  • LockeTribal 30 Sep 2013 12:57:24 4,514 posts
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    Apparently they did it to avoid confusion with actual churches when searching for them online.
  • TarickStonefire 30 Sep 2013 13:11:46 3,101 posts
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    So I've got a week off work with the missus and to be honest I'd rather be at work. Don't want to go anywhere, can't afford a holiday, can't play GTA because I only get about an hour before the whining starts.

    Sigh.

    And that's my random musing.

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  • warlockuk 30 Sep 2013 13:12:20 19,164 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Chvrches are alright, but spelling your name like that is shit.
    Kvlt like the 90s

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • billythekid 30 Sep 2013 13:15:53 11,133 posts
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    TarickStonefire wrote:
    So I've got a week off work with the missus and to be honest I'd rather be at work. Don't want to go anywhere, can't afford a holiday, can't play GTA because I only get about an hour before the whining starts.

    Sigh.

    And that's my random musing.
    Only one thing to do and that's head to the pub!
  • Deckard1 30 Sep 2013 13:16:37 27,981 posts
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    TarickStonefire wrote:
    So I've got a week off work with the missus and to be honest I'd rather be at work. Don't want to go anywhere, can't afford a holiday, can't play GTA because I only get about an hour before the whining starts.

    Sigh.

    And that's my random musing.
    You sound like a hoot
  • LeoliansBro 30 Sep 2013 13:18:36 44,225 posts
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    To be fair I've just had a week off, done nothing but play GTA V, and the gf has just sweetly informed me that if I don't tidy the flat tonight she will murder me. Best to make the most of your time together and save single player fun for your genuine solo moments.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • thelzdking 30 Sep 2013 13:42:04 4,367 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Chvrches are alright, but spelling your name like that is shit.
    Kvlt like the 90s
    Varg should set them on fire.
  • localnotail 30 Sep 2013 19:23:27 23,093 posts
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    Does Edinburgh city council still use "Edinbvrgh" on their headers?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • DFawkes 30 Sep 2013 19:49:53 22,968 posts
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    Yep. I don't know why they insist on such silliness, but they do. City of Edinbvrgh Council. The word Council seems to get a free pass for some reason so it's not Covncil.

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  • Metalfish 30 Sep 2013 20:42:57 8,818 posts
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    I just listened to that radio program where most of the sketches are sent in by listeners. Decided the bar was set fairly low (and occasionally kinda racist). Cue ten minutes of mental blankness before realising that planned topical comedy is really bloody hard.
  • Carlo 1 Oct 2013 13:39:01 18,058 posts
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    My Dad's awesome! His latest Google+ Post

    I need to get him google glasses!

    Edited by Carlo at 13:48:45 01-10-2013

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  • cubbymoore 1 Oct 2013 14:28:12 36,496 posts
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  • ED209 1 Oct 2013 14:29:25 505 posts
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    WTF man! What happened to the post with the depressed dude.
    Was just about to post this link.


    Edited by ED209 at 14:30:04 01-10-2013

    Samantha Janus?

  • Salaman 1 Oct 2013 14:34:32 19,056 posts
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    I'm hungry now. :-(

  • ED209 1 Oct 2013 14:41:03 505 posts
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    @Salaman

    Samantha Janus?

  • nickthegun 1 Oct 2013 14:44:26 59,922 posts
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    Ive just had my mind ever so slightly blown. We just had a courier in here to deliver a parcel who was a midget, like a proper time bandit.

    Hats off to him because the logistics for his logistics job must be pretty tough. Not least because our buzzer is quite high.

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  • Youthist 1 Oct 2013 14:45:36 10,018 posts
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    An employment lawyers dream

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • Metalfish 1 Oct 2013 14:49:38 8,818 posts
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    There's a dwarf Doctor at the local children's hospital. He's a top bloke.
  • nickthegun 1 Oct 2013 14:53:10 59,922 posts
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    Doctor, I can imagine. Its not physically demanding as such.

    This guy has got to carry massive parcels up and down flights of stairs and drive about in a transit.

    The transit in itself is no mean feat.

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