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  • Load_2.0 10 Nov 2017 16:50:28 25,789 posts
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    Your blocked toilet will soon disagree with your wet arse.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/10/are-wet-wipes-wrecking-the-worlds-sewers/504098/
  • nickthegun 10 Nov 2017 16:51:14 71,950 posts
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    Let us know when you have to call out dynarod and have to pretend that it wasn't you who caused the logjam that made turds float up into your kitchen sink.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:51:25 11,053 posts
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    They're a nice treat for your anus but flushing them is fucking the sewer systems. And putting them in the bin is too horrible to imagine.
  • nickthegun 10 Nov 2017 16:51:26 71,950 posts
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    Jinx
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 16:51:58 3,396 posts
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    I'm a big fan of those water hose guns you get in toilets in Asia. Blast those winnets away!
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 16:52:37 20,941 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupZZ5620FA
  • nickthegun 10 Nov 2017 16:52:51 71,950 posts
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    The above scenario happened word for word to my dad. He pretended it was down to my step mum flushing her makeup wipes, the chivalrous so and so.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 16:53:08 11,053 posts
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    Interesting seeing three different approaches to the subject. The turds in the kitchen sink was a nice touch.
  • whatfruitlivesagain 10 Nov 2017 16:53:56 552 posts
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    I think we should all switch to bum guns.

    The average Briton uses 110 rolls per year. That is so much paper wastage and terrible for the environment.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 16:54:28 20,941 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    They're a nice treat for your anus but flushing them is fucking the sewer systems. And putting them in the bin is too horrible to imagine.
    Nappy bags are the only viable option really.
    Or, just using normal bog roll.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 16:54:57 20,941 posts
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    If I had space in the bathroom I would consider getting a bidet fitted.
  • nickthegun 10 Nov 2017 16:55:38 71,950 posts
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    That's quite an impressive amount of old man lecturing.

    In the old days we would just have encouraged him to use a full packet per movement.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 16:56:27 20,941 posts
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    Especially when you consider who all were offering sensible advice.

    You've all changed guys!!
  • Load_2.0 10 Nov 2017 16:58:53 25,789 posts
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    I take bumstuff seriously.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 17:02:59 20,941 posts
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    NO BUM STUFF
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    I miss PES
  • Negan 10 Nov 2017 17:03:51 315 posts
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    Why have you cunts ruined wet wipes for me.
  • Alastair 10 Nov 2017 17:05:34 20,941 posts
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    Because your wet wipes are ruining the sewers, man!
  • Jono62 10 Nov 2017 17:06:14 18,356 posts
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    https://youtu.be/J3wI4QmwEBg
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 17:07:59 11,053 posts
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    Honestly though a few days on the baby wipes and a small dab of bepanthen will give you the arsehole of a newborn baby.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Nov 2017 17:08:49 11,053 posts
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    I realise those last few words have probably set off a siren somewhere.
  • Psychotext 10 Nov 2017 17:12:56 62,028 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupZZ5620FA
    How on earth do they get away with calling them flushable? Is it that they'll basically go down... and that's it?
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 17:13:50 3,396 posts
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    CALLING SPACEMONKEY77! CALLING SPACEMONKEY77!
  • mrpon 10 Nov 2017 18:31:12 33,729 posts
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    It's the shit smeared on them that breaks them down.
  • neilka 10 Nov 2017 18:57:12 20,596 posts
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    Andrex claim theirs definitely won't clog your shitpipes: https://www.andrex.co.uk/flushability/

    Thanks for your attention,
    Rodger Kimberly-Clark
    CEO and Founder, Kimberly-Clark
  • Negan 10 Nov 2017 19:14:04 315 posts
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    And that's my brand!

    Back in the game.
  • mal 10 Nov 2017 20:19:37 28,514 posts
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    I used this back in the day, and was surprised how much extra shit I could get off with them, then then someone said something about them clogging the drains. So now I take two sheets of normal paper, fold them twice the same way, wet them under the tap then put them on two more dry folded sheets and use that. You've got to be quick or the dry sheet will be sodden and too weak to use.

    You might puncture the sheet arrangement in use, but normally only at the fingertips, and I'm not applying pressure or even in contact at the finger tips. It just reminds you that you really should be washing your hands properly after a crap. You dirty boys.

    It does mean I'm using four sheets instead of two, but the savings in terms of having to buy new kecks when they gain that specific brown hue more than offset that I'd have thought.
  • Your-Mother 10 Nov 2017 20:25:56 744 posts
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    What the fuck is wrong with you
  • JamboWayOh 10 Nov 2017 20:30:05 3,396 posts
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    /adds user Mal to the list
  • thelzdking 10 Nov 2017 20:32:47 6,360 posts
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    The same fingers you use to eat a sandwich, mal?
  • Vortex808 10 Nov 2017 20:32:49 11,696 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    /adds user Mal to the list
    After sandwich-gate, i thought he was on everyone's list already! :-)
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