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  • Deleted user 2 July 2013 16:07:38
    Yeah I feel awful now so the thought of dinner makes me want to hurl anyway. Hate myself but find it really bloody hard unless I'm in the office and being forced to keep busy. Congrats on the other two pounds(ish)!
  • Alastair 2 Jul 2013 16:11:14 16,408 posts
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    Did you try the log thing?
    In the second week on the fast diet I went on a business trip to Brussels. I couldn't really avoid eating out inthe evening so I stuck to small breakfast and no lunch.
    You need to look on it as still being an improvement on a normal day. Don't be too hard on yourself, but don't give up either.

    Don't hate yourself - go and have a wank to cheer up.
  • chopsen 2 Jul 2013 16:13:02 16,290 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Don't hate yourself - go and have a wank to cheer up.
    How to loose weight with Uncle Al.
  • Deleted user 2 July 2013 16:21:40
    Was going to start the log today as it was my first fast day after your suggestion, not a good way to start it but I guess honesty can only help for my Thursday fast.
  • Alastair 2 Jul 2013 16:42:56 16,408 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Was going to start the log today as it was my first fast day after your suggestion, not a good way to start it but I guess honesty can only help for my Thursday fast.
    Don't log the wanks!
  • Deleted user 2 July 2013 16:48:19
    But, but I need to be honest with myself.
  • Alastair 2 Jul 2013 16:59:26 16,408 posts
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    Do what your heart tells you...
  • mrpon 2 Jul 2013 17:15:25 29,587 posts
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    Jesus, he's not drinking them!

    Is he?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • chopsen 2 Jul 2013 17:15:33 16,290 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Do what your heart tells you...
    For me, that would be "don't bother cooking and order a pizza."
  • mal 2 Jul 2013 18:30:48 22,842 posts
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    That's 'do what your stomach tells you'. Close, but no dice.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • HelloNo 2 Jul 2013 21:23:04 1,285 posts
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    Saints Row 4 looks about the same as SR3 which didn't look very good then either, it also looks like it has even more QTEs and the villains look generic and stupid. Still gonna buy it day one.
  • skuzzbag 2 Jul 2013 21:30:41 5,751 posts
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    Our last house purchase fucked up. This one is now looking like it's going to fuck up. We've got 3 weeks before we have to move out of our rental.

    It's not fucking fair.
  • Psychotext 3 Jul 2013 10:35:47 55,053 posts
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    I think the local time signal went apeshit at about 1am this morning. Three of my clocks suddenly decided that it was midnight again (for about 10 minutes). For a while I thought it was the clocks going back.

    Very strange.
  • thelzdking 3 Jul 2013 18:30:57 4,413 posts
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    You were probably shifting through dimensions. Check around to see if there are any subtle differences in things you're familiar with.
  • GuiltySpark 7 Jul 2013 01:35:21 6,470 posts
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    Currently pooping at work.

    Get bent.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 Jul 2013 07:34:56 39,803 posts
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    I like taking a shit at work. It's like being paid to poop.

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  • cubbymoore 7 Jul 2013 09:19:23 36,507 posts
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    I'm the exact opposite, I have to wait until I get home to poop. Then I can let rip and enjoy the glory.
  • CosmicFuzz 7 Jul 2013 09:42:51 25,658 posts
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    I'm with cubby. There is no way I could enjoy a poop at work, especially with people going in and out the bathrooms. Also, I wouldn't feel relaxed enough to have my wank after.

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  • beastmaster 7 Jul 2013 09:49:38 12,014 posts
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    Our work toilets are near the boardroom and as you can hear the people in there, they can hear you too if you are 'on one'.

    I remember having to unleash a mighty beast and I was full of wind. Fuck it, I didn't care, but the boardroom got very quite for a few seconds as I initially let rip. The laughter just encouraged me more.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • vijay_UK 7 Jul 2013 09:51:30 2,376 posts
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    This is exactly why I refuse to shake any blokes hand even if I come across a little rude after
  • Kostabi 7 Jul 2013 09:53:09 5,098 posts
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    Pooping at work is glorious, although the lights at work are on a timer so every now and then I need to ring someone to open the door and reactivate them. Not that I'm shy about waddling out of the cubicle to wave my hand at the sensor or anything but having walked in on someone doing just that I want to spare other peoples retinas from the horror.
  • cubbymoore 7 Jul 2013 09:58:02 36,507 posts
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    How long is the timer on ffs?
  • Kostabi 7 Jul 2013 10:32:23 5,098 posts
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    Probably about 4 minutes at most.
  • urban 7 Jul 2013 11:22:37 11,070 posts
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    Just text my boss to tell him I won't be in tomorrow.

    Feels good.

    Lying is for winners

    Edited by urban at 11:22:50 07-07-2013
  • FWB 7 Jul 2013 11:27:55 45,631 posts
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    You want me to text your boss and lie for you? K. What's his/her number and what should I say?
  • Deleted user 7 July 2013 11:34:30
    This 5:2 diet feels all wrong when I'm eating normally five days a week. Appear to have lost a couple of pounds though which is good. Need to get an exercise routine put in place so I will lose it even faster.
  • skuzzbag 7 Jul 2013 12:16:08 5,751 posts
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    I had carrot sticks dipped in hummus for lunch. That's not normal though.
  • mrpon 7 Jul 2013 12:54:19 29,587 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    What does "normally" entail though?
    He's not ignoring the question, he's still typing.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

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