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  • Deleted user 15 February 2013 22:12:27
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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 15 Feb 2013 22:33:36 42,580 posts
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    guts wrote:
    Do you want the job more than whatever it is you do at the moment?
    Well I want out of my current job pretty badly, but this other company seems to be looking to over-stretch the role they're creating. Maybe it's the challenge I want, but there's a couple of details that aren't sitting right with me.

    Nice and vague I know, but I'd rather not go into detail. This is more me vocalising some internal thoughts.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 15 Feb 2013 22:34:03 42,580 posts
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    Random musings if you will :)
  • DFawkes 15 Feb 2013 22:38:21 26,188 posts
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    Off topic, mod ban please. Wait... well played, MrTom. Well played.

    Can't you ask someone about this stuff that isn't sitting right with you? It's better to find out now and take it if they aren't issues, than take the job and find out it's worse than you assume. I take it they're questions of a sensitive nature you want to ask?
  • mrpon 15 Feb 2013 23:38:10 30,712 posts
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    They only have single ply toilet paper.
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 00:05:43
    I live in Brazil, and am Italian.
  • Psychotext 16 Feb 2013 00:20:17 57,673 posts
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    Well la de fucking da. I bet you eat football pasta or something.

    :D
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 00:21:19
    I mostly eat rocks and juice squeezed from monkeys.
  • Psychotext 16 Feb 2013 00:43:13 57,673 posts
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    Do the rats really look like skittles?
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 00:44:31
    I don't know. Brazilian rats are invisible to the naked eye.
  • Moot_Point 16 Feb 2013 00:47:18 4,778 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Except they're industrial sized dehumidifiers and fans (plural) and make a noise akin to a jet engine. It's impossible to drown it out, even in a different room, with the door closed and with headphones on. It's a relentless, interminable drone, sort of like an aural equivalent of a Nintendo thread.
    lol

    On another note, I see on the previous page that Pepsipop has emo quit?
  • oceanmotion 16 Feb 2013 00:56:52 16,454 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    My cat keeps pissing in the bath tub
    Put the plug in and put an inch of water in the tub. Little fucker won't go in!

    Although he may piss somewhere less cleanable.....
    http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu13/maxcer0081/CXTmU.gif
  • bbvDJC 16 Feb 2013 01:33:19 1,829 posts
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    Women are a fucking home sometimes.
  • bbvDJC 16 Feb 2013 01:33:42 1,829 posts
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    I meant joke, I am pissed.
  • beastmaster 16 Feb 2013 03:33:36 13,301 posts
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    Just got taken out for a sprin in my mates Audi RS4. He's had the engine, suspension, exhaust etc. altered. 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. Fucking amazing motor!
  • FuzzyDuck 16 Feb 2013 04:13:54 6,716 posts
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    guts wrote:
    I will not stifle my grammar nazism.
    This picture belongs in the 'Pictures That Please You' thread.
  • riceNpea 16 Feb 2013 11:24:17 594 posts
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    @beastmaster

    i've never understood the fascination of altering an already highly tuned, perfectly balanced motor just to eek out a few more HP. soup up a normal production car yes but an RS4? maybe it's me that's odd, i don't know.
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 12:17:13
    Work has booked me in for media training in London so I can do tv/radio interviews. And my mum said I was too ugly for radio - ha!
  • riceNpea 16 Feb 2013 12:28:10 594 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Work has booked me in for media training in London so I can do tv/radio interviews. And my mum said I was too ugly for radio - ha!
    sound like a set-up. your mum wouldn't lie. whilst you're in London your work will murder a tramp and make you the fall guy (not Colt Severs) and all because you used the bosses butter from the fridge.

    call their bluff. don't go to London. if they ask why, don't answer them, set yourself on fire, transform into an trans-dimensional being and pass across the brane this universe exists upon, according to string theory, into a parallel universe where you murder your even uglier counterpart and go to London for the training, which will now be of benefit because you're not so hideously deformed.
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 21:26:25
    Out for a meal tonight. Nice little Italian restaurant. Cut into a tomato and it explodes - like actually explodes - everywhere. In my eye, all over my nice crisp white shirt. Fucking everywhere. Spend the next half hour in grump. FUCK YOU WORLD >:(
  • X201 16 Feb 2013 21:38:45 16,676 posts
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    The media training actually started tonight. The tomato was a test.
  • Salaman 16 Feb 2013 21:41:37 20,596 posts
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    You better go do a few practise meals with your wife before you end up out with clients and end up looking like a three year old in front of them. =)
  • Deleted user 16 February 2013 21:54:04
    I fucked up its siblings though.
  • DodgyPast 17 Feb 2013 00:57:14 8,948 posts
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    Met the potential in-laws last night and they were really nice.

    It's got to be a trap.
  • Deleted user 17 February 2013 00:59:17
    DodgyPast wrote:
    It's got to be a trap.
    I trust you know what "trap" is slang for.
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