Failed Assassination Attempt on Ahmet Dogan (Bulgarian Politician) Page 4

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  • skuzzbag 20 Jan 2013 22:05:13 5,934 posts
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  • skuzzbag 20 Jan 2013 22:06:05 5,934 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    This is all moot, since it appears he didn't want to assassinate him anyway:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/20/bulgaria-turkey

    Police now say Enimehmedov was holding a gas pistol that was loaded with pepper spray, with two other "bullets" being simply noisemakers.

    Enimehmedov, an ethnic Turk, reportedly left a note at his home addressed to his mother, saying he had no intention of killing the party leader but simply wanted to show him he was not "untouchable".
    He should have just ran up and touched him.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 20 Jan 2013 22:06:47 42,574 posts
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    The old man twatting him with his umbrella is safe then.
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  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 22:07:42 19,743 posts
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    He's my favourite.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 20 Jan 2013 22:07:52 42,574 posts
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    skuzzbag wrote:
    Tom_Servo wrote:
    This is all moot, since it appears he didn't want to assassinate him anyway:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/20/bulgaria-turkey

    Police now say Enimehmedov was holding a gas pistol that was loaded with pepper spray, with two other "bullets" being simply noisemakers.

    Enimehmedov, an ethnic Turk, reportedly left a note at his home addressed to his mother, saying he had no intention of killing the party leader but simply wanted to show him he was not "untouchable".
    He should have just ran up and touched him.
    Paintball rules, at close range don't fire but point the gun and shout BANG! Dogan has then got to put his hand up and leave the field.

    Edited by MrTomFTW at 22:08:19 20-01-2013
  • kinky_mong 20 Jan 2013 22:12:22 11,677 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    Someone needs a serious dose of reality in her little world.
    Or at least, take some reality from someone else's blog/site and claim it's her own.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 20 Jan 2013 22:25:36 17,072 posts
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    Stefansen-V ladies and gentlemen!
  • nickthegun 20 Jan 2013 22:28:48 64,492 posts
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    Accidental suicide is the worst kind of suicide.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 20 Jan 2013 22:30:39 27,675 posts
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    I hate it when I accidentally commit suicide. It's so embarrassing.
  • fletch7100 20 Jan 2013 22:31:07 7,948 posts
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    Wished he used this instead

  • cubbymoore 20 Jan 2013 22:32:09 36,510 posts
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    Stefansen-V wrote:
    But something went wrong.
    He was a Southern Italian?
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 22:34:32
    The plane was also taht.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 22:59:27
    :-D this guy is fucking mental.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 23:05:46
    Stefansen-V wrote:
    But in England, the most dangerous thing that has happened in the last 50 years it was when the Queen's hat fell because of strong wind.
    Yeah, let's ignore the IRA bombings and July 7th and all that.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 20 Jan 2013 23:07:09 27,675 posts
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    Someone could do with brushing up on their 20th century British history.

    Not to take anything away from his point of course. I lived in constant fear of an ambush when I was in Rome last year.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 23:12:37
    When I was in Florence I could barely move for all the bombs and mafia gunfights.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 20 Jan 2013 23:13:48 17,072 posts
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    Are you saying the Queen once farted her own hat off?
  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 23:15:38 19,743 posts
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    I still get choked up when I think about the day her majesty almost had a cold head.
  • Tom_Servo 20 Jan 2013 23:16:17 18,082 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I still get choked up when I think about the day her majesty almost had a cold head.
    God bless her, she does a marvellous job, etc.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 23:21:22
    Short people with big noses, about as threatening as piles.
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 23:21:42
    Shit sorry I thought this was the Hobbit thread.
  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 23:22:23 19,743 posts
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    They put beef burgers in peoples beds :S
  • Deleted user 20 January 2013 23:27:05
    Horse burger jokes/puns belong on Facebook. Get the fuck off my eg boy.
  • Lukus 20 Jan 2013 23:27:43 19,743 posts
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    No, seriously, that's a thing. It's fucked up.
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