Would you defend yourself against an angry violent woman? Page 9

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  • Humperfunk 16 Jan 2013 13:53:12 2,282 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    Humperfunk wrote:
    Keeping this level headed and grounded, if a lady asked for a fight I'd say "put the baseball bat down, it's just you and me, stripped to the waist, skin on skin", make it a less fair fight as she'd experience the fist of fury and the fist of vengeance at the end of my guns but still, would see her tits.

    Also, before the fight starts, warn her that you "headbutted a horse once".
    :D

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  • Syrette 16 Jan 2013 13:54:27 43,744 posts
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    Would you lot fight someone like Chyna (ex-wrestler)?

  • nickthegun 16 Jan 2013 13:56:01 60,415 posts
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    I think all the cocaine and cock has weakened her somewhat.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 13:56:15
    Ronda rousey? Spelling.
    She would probably beat most of you lot up.
  • Psychotext 16 Jan 2013 13:56:19 54,391 posts
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    That's a man, man. She has a cock.
  • neilka 16 Jan 2013 13:56:58 16,225 posts
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    I find you arousey Pepsipop
  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 13:59:30
    I want to see what you look like Neilka, you and Deckard. Seriously.
  • Lukus 16 Jan 2013 14:14:49 19,247 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    I want to see what you look like Neilka, you and Deckard. Kissing. Seriously.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • JuanKerr 16 Jan 2013 14:15:01 36,295 posts
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    I imagine they look like cocks. Yes, actual penises.
  • Syrette 16 Jan 2013 14:15:43 43,744 posts
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    I've got some risque pics of both Neilka and deckard. Quite the compromising position they've got themselves in. Will sell them to you for a price.

  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:16:22
    Name it.
  • Ziz0u 16 Jan 2013 14:17:43 8,474 posts
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    The funny guys get all the chicks.
  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:19:38
    It is true, I would much rather a funny man than a fit one....to an extent.
  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 14:22:00 28,680 posts
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    I'm also super hot. I'm taken I'm afraid though revan. Fell free to send me a picture of your breasts though.
  • Syrette 16 Jan 2013 14:23:34 43,744 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Name it.
    I'm not sure you'll be able to stomach the sight, to be honest. You're not a prude are you?

    Make me an offer.

  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:23:41
    I don't think you are, a hunch, happily wrong.
  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 14:24:55 28,680 posts
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    You don't think I'm what? Taken, or super hot?
  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:26:45
    Super hot, you could well be taken.
  • mrpon 16 Jan 2013 14:27:56 29,183 posts
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    Hopefully if WeakOrbit feels better you'll find out poppet.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:28:58
    Who is weakorbit?
  • billythekid 16 Jan 2013 14:30:36 11,195 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Ronda rousey? Spelling.
    She would probably beat most of you lot up.
    Nah, she only knows how to do an armbar. Stay away from that and you'd be fine.
  • Syrette 16 Jan 2013 14:30:46 43,744 posts
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    Ever fought a bloke, Revan or whatever your name is?

  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:33:38
    No. Don't intend to either, wouldn't go well.
    I have thrown a glass at a boyfriend before and tried to hit one or two.
    I am well aware I would lose badly.
  • Psychotext 16 Jan 2013 14:35:46 54,391 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    I have thrown a glass at a boyfriend before and tried to hit one or two.
    I am well aware I would lose badly.
    I have the best mental image right now. :D

    /flails ineffectively
  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:45:46
    No photos? Cowards :)
  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 14:49:06 28,680 posts
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    Yes revan. I'm going to put photos of myself all over a gaming website.
  • nickthegun 16 Jan 2013 14:49:53 60,415 posts
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    Come on. Send her a photo of your respective cocks and get it over with.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:51:46
    What is wrong with you putting one photo online? Your no celebrity.
  • Deckard1 16 Jan 2013 14:53:34 28,680 posts
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    How do you know
  • Deleted user 16 January 2013 14:53:45
    Pepsipop wrote:
    What is wrong with you putting one photo online? Your no celebrity.
    He's Olly Murs.
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