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The Vitas upcoming European releases is a JOKE • Page 2
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First is correct, half a bah humbug point.
Stupid guess but Team America?
Nope, its a game
FanBoysSuck 1,591 posts
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Stop hating on my new toy you!
I imagine it's going to be like with the psp, importing everything from the US.
redcrayon 4,629 posts
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It and Broken Sword. Bah.
neilka 18,831 posts
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This thread is a JOKE and I ain't LAUGHING
Gives me time to play the many games i do have for it, then.
redcrayon wrote:Yup, was an iconic moment.
That said, the clown wasn't a suicide bomber. He ran out after dropping his accordion (bomb).
Edited by Psychotext at 13:08:30 26-12-2012
kinky_mong 12,559 posts
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DM talks even more bollocks when he's pissed than he does sober!
Also Minidiscs were excellent as a recording platform, invaluable when I was DJing in my teens and needed to record 90 minute plus mixes cheaply. Shame they died a death really.
bracken3000 533 posts
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Would only consider a Vita when a MGS game is made for it.
Sony have gotten the PS3 and PSP Vita so wrong, trying to attract the casual gamer and doing nothing for the rest of us.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was... intense.
@Psychotext That makes no sense. You've ruined it.
I'LL KILL YOU.
Intense because it sounds like IN TENTS and fires can be INTENSE.
Intense sounds nothing like Intents. Did someone stamp on your tongue as a child?
Have you been clearing your ears out with knitting needles again?
Did the circus have any ELEPHANTS?
@Psychotext Yes. It does. Is it my fault you have an effeminate lisp? No.
It might be your fault. How can you possibly be sure?
I think that settles everything.
Since when was the PS3 (or Vita) aimed at the casual gamer? I loathe the terms 'casual' and 'hardcore', but anyway...
Skipping back to 2007... Bluray player (when stand alone units cost a fortune), HDMI/component out (back when HD compatible sets held a mere fraction of the market they do now), online gaming, upgradable hard drive that required you to know what 2.5" SATA was. Launch games included Resistance (sci fi shooty fun), Motorstorm (visceral arcade racing) and Virtua Fighter 5 (probably the deepest fighting game ever developed). Don't forget that €630 price tag.
Sony royally ballsed up the marketing of the PS3 for a few years, but one thing they certainly did not do is target the 'casual' market. Look at their key franchises - God of War, Gran Turismo, Uncharted, Heavy Rain, inFamous, etc. These are all aimed squarely at (what I call) traditional gamers.
Sure, they've tried for a slice of the Nintendo waggle-pie with Move, but it's not exactly rammed down people's throats.
Flying_Pig 14,579 posts
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I've done some quick changes to the upcoming release list. Here's how it's looking.
RCR is based off a tweeted reply from the official Twitter account. Munch's Oddysee is based off a reply on the Playstation Blog.
The rest are from various press releases and in some cases PEGI ratings.
Except for Putty Squad, which seems to have had a constantly changing release date since the Vita's launch...
Jet Set Radio (16th January 2013)
The Pinball Arcade (23rd January 2013)
? - Speculative, * - Rumoured, ! - Confirmed
Cross Play definitions:
CS - Cross platform saves
CP - Cross play with PS3 users
CB - Cross Buy (Buy PS3 game, get Vita version free not vice versa)
YOPO - Buy one, get both PS3 and Vita versions (You Only Pay Once)
CDLC - DLC works across PS3/ Vita versions
! Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable - 16th January 2013
! Generation of Chaos: Pandora's Reflection - 20th February 2013
! Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time - February 2013 (CB/CS)
! Persona 4: Golden - February 2013
* Retro City Rampage - January 2013 (CS/YOPO)
* Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee - February 2013
? Ragnarok Odyssey - Early 2013
? Dokuro - Early 2013
? Let's Fish: Hooked On - Early 2013
? Snapshot - 2013 (CS)
? KickBeat - 2013
? Corpse Party: Book of Shadows - 2013
? Orgarhythm - 2013
? Sumioni: Demon Arts - 2013
? Rainbow Moon - 2013 (possible CS)
? Killzone Mercenary - 2013
? Tearaway - 2013
? Dragon's Crown - 2013
? Guacamelee - 2013
? Soul Sacrifice - 2013
? Warrior's Lair - 2013 (CP/CS/YOPO)
? Putty Squad - Whenever
Toadie48 wrote:To be fair I hear these are pretty good.
I just saw GameFAQs Vita games list in Europe:
02/22 - History: Legends of War
02/22 - Persona 4 Golden
No one else actually buy the vita because they wanted console ports? The 360 doesn't impress me now so want to play those games on a handheld. The vita is giving me exactly what I wanted and I'm drowning in games as a result. The I phone dominates mobile gaming now, doing it better than the 3ds ffs. If I want an original and inventive handheld game, I'll find it on my phone before I find it on the 3ds or vita. I want to play nfs, fifa, mk, sfvstekken, mgs etc. Etc.
Edited by mowgli at 09:45:16 27-12-2012
mowgli wrote:Fixed (?)
If I was an original and inventive handheld game, I'd find myself on my phone before I find myself on the 3ds or vita.
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