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  • oceanmotion 3 Dec 2012 16:34:56 16,088 posts
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    I wonder if her genes will repel the baldness.
  • spamdangled 3 Dec 2012 16:36:22 27,425 posts
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    I wasn't aware people get admitted to hospital for morning sickness... is this common?

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  • Deleted user 3 December 2012 16:36:43
    No. Very rare.
  • billythekid 3 Dec 2012 16:37:48 11,313 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    I wasn't aware people get admitted to hospital for morning sickness... is this common?
    Of course it's not common. It's a bloody royal.
  • Deckard1 3 Dec 2012 16:38:28 29,165 posts
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    It'll just be the antichrist gnawing at her innards.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • senso-ji 3 Dec 2012 16:39:11 6,000 posts
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    I wonder if Prince Philip will live long enough to see his new great grand child.
  • psychokitten Moderator 3 Dec 2012 16:41:40 7,794 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Its going to ruin her arse.
    At first I was thinking "you really don't know how biology works"...

    :D
    A stork comes and puts a baby in your tummy and then when its really big you poop it out.
  • spamdangled 3 Dec 2012 16:42:05 27,425 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    darkmorgado wrote:
    I wasn't aware people get admitted to hospital for morning sickness... is this common?
    Of course it's not common. It's a bloody royal.
    :D

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  • nickthegun 3 Dec 2012 16:44:01 61,053 posts
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    William is looking forward to his new Heir because he is going quite thin on top.

    A few tweaks and that will make a really poor, round robin text joke.

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  • Deckard1 3 Dec 2012 16:45:26 29,165 posts
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    Its got christmas cracker potential tops.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • billythekid 3 Dec 2012 16:45:28 11,313 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    William is looking forward to his new Heir because he is going quite thin on top.

    A few tweaks and that will make a really poor, round robin text joke.
    I could imagine Charles coming out with that one.
  • nickthegun 3 Dec 2012 16:46:37 61,053 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    No. Very rare.
    My wife was. If its anything like hers, its due to malnutrition. Depending on how severe it is, they will put her on a drip for a few days or give her some of that really high calorie paste.

    Its the primary reason we are probably stopping at one as when morning sickness just becomes 'the sickness', its no fun at all.

    Having said that, it was quite funny before she was showing, walking down the street with her and she would just puke into a bin like a common alky.

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  • nickthegun 3 Dec 2012 16:47:24 61,053 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Its got christmas cracker potential tops.
    Im going to post it on facebook to get the ball rolling.

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  • Duffking 3 Dec 2012 16:48:06 7,483 posts
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    Well that's the Mail's sidebar sorted for the next year then.
  • senso-ji 3 Dec 2012 16:49:15 6,000 posts
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    DUFFKING wrote:
    Well that's the Daily Express front page sorted for the next year then.
  • Deckard1 3 Dec 2012 16:50:52 29,165 posts
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    And the sun will just concentrate on how much bigger her tits get.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • fletch7100 3 Dec 2012 16:52:06 7,440 posts
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    Name the offspring Sauron
  • billythekid 3 Dec 2012 16:52:54 11,313 posts
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    Dodi
  • Blotto 3 Dec 2012 16:53:32 2,777 posts
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    My guess is that this thread will be filled with comments about how good Pippa's arse looked as she goes into to the hospital to visit her sister.
  • RedSparrows 3 Dec 2012 16:55:08 23,869 posts
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    Blotto wrote:
    My guess is that the papers will be filled with comments about how good Pippa's arse looked as she goes into to the hospital to visit her sister.
    FTFY.

    'Public interest'. Leveson is doomed!
  • Deckard1 3 Dec 2012 16:55:24 29,165 posts
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    Do you think Kate has ever kissed the royal helm?

    Edited by Deckard1 at 16:56:11 03-12-2012

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • thelzdking 3 Dec 2012 17:05:59 4,407 posts
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    Day off or the baby's a worthless waste of oxygen.
  • nickthegun 3 Dec 2012 17:06:24 61,053 posts
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    There was a really good bit in Viz about the Royal wedding night of Edward and Sophie. It was an official itinerary that finished off with something like ’22:59 –As Edward finishes this official engagement, He emits a fanfare fart and wipes his cock on the Royal Curtains’

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  • fletch7100 3 Dec 2012 17:07:12 7,440 posts
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    News stories we will get

    Big centre page spread of the ultra scan, £10 framed picture from the Sun,other famous things that happened in history same day as Katie getting knocked up. Some sort of illustrative cartoon of how it happened, Prince Philip poking his head round the door telling them he wants a grandchild to mould in his image, go on William knock her up for England. Boris Johnson is the actual father.

    Edited by fletch7100 at 17:19:16 03-12-2012
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 3 Dec 2012 17:27:34 39,358 posts
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    Hahahaha Sky reporter about the Royal Baby - "I'm not sure how Kate became pregnant". Well when a mummy loves a daddy veeeery much...

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  • Deleted user 3 December 2012 17:31:47
    I think it was a reference to Will's likelihood of bring sterile thans to generations of in-breeding.
  • glaeken 3 Dec 2012 17:40:30 11,237 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    William is looking forward to his new Heir because he is going quite thin on top.

    The royal baldness issue is really down to the tabloids. If you think of the money the royals piss up the wall they could easily afford a hair transplant but you can just imagine the ire of the tabloids if they were to spend our money on such a thing.

    Still I think it's fair overall. Get to live a life of luxury at our expense but you have to be bald. Actually I am not sure that works out that well for us.
  • Fab4 3 Dec 2012 18:01:16 6,161 posts
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    Congratulations to the both of them *doffs cap*
  • RichieTenenbaum 3 Dec 2012 18:02:12 2,226 posts
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    Could not give any less of a shit
  • FWB 3 Dec 2012 18:10:26 45,170 posts
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    Reckon Phillip did the honours. Doubt William has the balls.
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