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  • Deckard1 29 Nov 2012 16:03:47 27,582 posts
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    I'm going to be a semi professional unboxer when I grow up.

    Hush you ponce

  • kinky_mong 29 Nov 2012 17:06:55 10,098 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    I say, what fake illness would you recommend Neilka?
    It's safe to go for anything that can be symptomless when you want it to be but crippling when the Job Centre rings.
    That does sound pretty sweet. If it was me I would still tell everyone that I worked hard, maybe I could tell people I'm something like 'house husband'. I'm not sure if that sounds a bit gay though.
    Say it's your birthday as well to justify those big purchases.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • mrpon 29 Nov 2012 17:08:22 28,709 posts
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    :D

    Give yourself £5 or Ĺ gig, you're worth it.

  • kinky_mong 29 Nov 2012 17:08:28 10,098 posts
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    Oh and is this you SClaw?

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • muttler 29 Nov 2012 17:09:06 3,973 posts
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    As a lanky person with a high centre of gravity I sympathise, and a good pair of boots is the way forward- needed for all the rain we've been having as well, my feet are toasty, warm and dry all day, as opposed to soaking and freezing in trainers or shoes.
  • mrpon 29 Nov 2012 17:16:47 28,709 posts
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    That looks a bit nasty kinky, this one is better for laughs. Skip to 1 min for the lols.

    Give yourself £5 or Ĺ gig, you're worth it.

  • quadfather 29 Nov 2012 17:23:48 11,973 posts
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    @kinky_mong - I love the "ooh shit"

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 18:23:50
    Invest in a good pair of Weeble shoes.
  • motti82 30 Nov 2012 13:20:24 2,873 posts
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    Decent pair of boots, I swear by my Doc Martens with the chunky winter soles on them. Also walk with your knees slightly bent so if you do slip, you can right yourself in time.
  • Load_2.0 30 Nov 2012 13:49:00 19,104 posts
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    Continually masturbate onto the soles of your shoes.

    Let jizz guide you to safety.
  • Fab4 30 Nov 2012 13:56:14 5,986 posts
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    I'm a wuss, I know, but I bought a pair of shoe spikes that slip over my walking boots, if it gets too icey.

    Something like these
  • Psychotext 30 Nov 2012 14:07:22 53,915 posts
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    These are excellent

    Not cheap though.
  • Salaman 30 Nov 2012 14:28:33 18,953 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Oh and is this you SClaw?

    No it's this guy. ;-)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukp1dwISkT4
  • Cappy 30 Nov 2012 14:33:38 11,885 posts
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    Decent shoes.

    Even then, watch out for the disabled friendly ramps they've installed everywhere when crossing the road. Some of the steeper ones will have you sliding directly into traffic.
  • Rusty_M 30 Nov 2012 14:37:36 4,637 posts
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    Cappy wrote:
    Decent shoes.

    Even then, watch out for the disabled friendly ramps they've installed everywhere when crossing the road. Some of the steeper ones will have you sliding directly into traffic.
    Did that in France once. It wasn't icy, but it was wet, and there was a strip of metal grating all the way down the slope. Scared myself and the nearest driver.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

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