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  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 09:00:34
    Think I'm banned from doing that. Will try for a mid op selfie.
  • Salaman 20 Sep 2013 09:07:07 18,249 posts
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    Well anything to keep your mind of the fact that they're using a scalpel on your ballbag I guess.
  • ED209 20 Sep 2013 09:14:36 505 posts
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    Why the fuck would anyone get this done. Do you get them to hold your handbag while they do it?

    Samantha Janus?

  • DaM 20 Sep 2013 09:28:31 12,611 posts
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    I wince every time I see this thread pop up. Given the state of my married love life, I have absolutely no need for this!
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 09:56:10
    Aaaaand we are done. Post op, all ok so far.

    Some discomfort during the procedure, and I wouldn't recommend getting an injection in the nut sack for fun, but all in all, tattoos are much worse.

    Doc had a great bed side manner, chatting and joking the whole way through.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 10:02:42
    ED209 wrote:
    Why the fuck would anyone get this done. Do you get them to hold your handbag while they do it?
    Spermfanboy !
  • S.J.Rogers 20 Sep 2013 10:29:27 3,557 posts
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    Well done bdaggers, coming up to a year since mine was done...

    Had mine done an a Friday morning also and back to work on the Monday.

    On the Wednesday, my balls swelled up a huge amount but quickly subsided back to normal the next day.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 10:52:51
    Apparently my place only does them on a Friday, so that you automatically have two days to rest.

    At home now, frozen peas in place.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 10:54:05
    S.J.Rogers wrote:
    Well done bdaggers, coming up to a year since mine was done...

    Had mine done an a Friday morning also and back to work on the Monday.

    On the Wednesday, my balls swelled up a huge amount but quickly subsided back to normal the next day.
    How long before the all clear for you ?
  • Salaman 20 Sep 2013 11:21:39 18,249 posts
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    S.J.Rogers wrote:
    Well done bdaggers, coming up to a year since mine was done...

    Had mine done an a Friday morning also and back to work on the Monday.

    On the Wednesday, my balls swelled up a huge amount but quickly subsided back to normal the next day.
    /stealth "I had a wank" post
  • S.J.Rogers 20 Sep 2013 11:25:43 3,557 posts
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    :) No stealth about it..!

    I had to wait 10 weeks before i could give a sample and then had to go to my GP a week later to hear the results.

    The good thing overall is that i have felt very little to no discomfort following the op.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 11:31:42
    Think the tamazapan has finally kicked in, feeling sleepy. Maybe it's the daytime tv.
  • CosmicFuzz 20 Sep 2013 12:29:45 21,249 posts
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    Christ this thread makes me feel sick. But I have a morbid urge to read it when it pops up.

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  • Vortex808 20 Sep 2013 12:38:37 6,567 posts
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    This thread always makes me wince, however I wish bdaggers all the very best for the plum-recuperation period.
  • DUFFMAN5 20 Sep 2013 12:46:11 13,814 posts
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    Had this done a couple of years ago,about 6 months ago I noticed a small pea sized lump in my left sack at the base! Feels totally smooth at least from the outside.
    Went to the Docs he examined me and said it was nothing to worry about and fairly common with chaps that have had the operation, it is to do with the tube being cauterised, obviously you would still want yo go and checked/touched up :-)

    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • Rhythm 20 Sep 2013 12:51:16 2,375 posts
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    @DUFFMAN5 Snap, had exactly the same thing. The examination for that was arguably worse than the op itself.

    The op for me was... awkward. The theatre where they carry it out is a through-access route for nurses to get to different sides of the surgery so I'd feel a breeze every few seconds as someone would wander in and past the table whilst they were ferrying stuff to and fro :-(
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 13:06:40
    My doc put a 'cap' on each vas, too. Apparently it's optional, some docs do, some don't.

    I'm expecting they looked like Smurf hats.
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 13:07:46
    @Vortex808 Thanks !
  • Deleted user 20 September 2013 13:08:35
    Wife just served me lunch.

    With some meatballs on the side. Cheeky bugger.
  • Salaman 20 Sep 2013 13:28:01 18,249 posts
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    Hmmm! Tasty meatballs.
  • Deleted user 21 September 2013 09:10:57
    Morning update.

    Still feel like I'm getting over a kick in the nuts.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2013 12:04:07
    Ball bag buising is a nice shade of purple now.

    Also, it turns out bruising extending up the side of your Todger is quite normal. That was an unexpected bonus, hadn't heard any of you mention that ?

    Mostly discomfort and tenderness now, doesn't feel like my balls have been replaced with lead snooker balls - dragging along the road behind me.
  • Salaman 24 Sep 2013 12:05:24 18,249 posts
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    Pics or GTFO!
  • Pinky_Floyd 24 Sep 2013 12:10:50 6,428 posts
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    bdaggers wrote:
    Aaaaand we are done. Post op, all ok so far.

    Some discomfort during the procedure, and I wouldn't recommend getting an injection in the nut sack for fun, but all in all, tattoos are much worse.

    Doc had a great bed side manner, chatting and joking the whole way through.
    You were AWAKE for this?

    /faints

    I had a GA. I'm very glad I had a GA.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2013 15:21:08
    Yeah, local anaesthetic was the only option AFAIK. The Doc was great, we (me, him, nurse) all chatted the whole way through. He had loads of jokes, too. Great bed side manner.

    Would be much happier meeting him in the pub next time, tho.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2013 15:21:42
    Sorry, repeated myself a bit there.
  • Salaman 24 Sep 2013 15:26:12 18,249 posts
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    That's alright mr blueballs, purple 1/2 penis.
    Anything to take your mind off really.

    Are you going back to work tomorrow then?
  • CosmicFuzz 24 Sep 2013 15:52:49 21,249 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    That's alright mr blueballs, purple 1/2 penis.
    Anything to take your mind off really.

    Are you going back to wank tomorrow then?
    The more important question.

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  • Deleted user 24 September 2013 16:15:17
    I worked from home yesterday, managed to get a lot done.

    Then noticed my purple c*ck and got a bit worried.

    Spoke to doc this am, he told me to take it easy. I've got appointments with new customers tomorrow, so I'm back in the saddle, as it were.

    @Cosmic Two week ban from sex, I'm assuming that means knocking one out, too.
  • Dougs 24 Sep 2013 16:42:34 64,911 posts
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    I imagine the swelling is quite a good deterrent in any case.
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