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  • Lukus 9 Nov 2012 18:40:24 18,955 posts
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    Savilebot

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  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 18:46:59
    meme wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    a slutty
    Basically what you've just said is that you want to be fucked by teen cocks.
    As a girl. Point being?
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 18:51:42
    That disclaimer doesn't make it sound any less gay, you know.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 18:52:48
    Women being full of cock is gay? Which part of America did you move to?
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 18:53:44
    It's more the "I want to be a woman and be filled with cocks" part.

    Bit gay.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that, but still...

    Bit gay.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 18:55:46
    Only for a week or two. Obviously when in woman form it wouldn't be gay. It would be fabulous.
  • Lukus 9 Nov 2012 18:58:54 18,955 posts
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    The deep south. (Gremmi likes it deep.)

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  • Lukus 9 Nov 2012 18:59:24 18,955 posts
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    South (his anus).

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  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 19:01:04
    Any man who says they haven't wondered what having a vagina filled with at least 2 large penises while several other cocks fill anything else available feels like is a liar.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 19:01:50
    I'm sure this is relevant to Transformers.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 19:08:37
    See, if I had the opportunity to change sex temporarily, I'd see what it's like to be a lesbian.

    You should have said that instead. But instead it's right for the cocks in your mind.

    Edited by meme at 19:08:50 09-11-2012
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 19:18:47
    There's no benefit to being a lesbian though. What are you going to do that you can't do as a man? Tribbing is fun to watch but I can't imagine it's as pleasurable as the moans indicate.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 19:23:25
    If I want to find out what it's like to orgasm as a woman, I'd like to find out in the same way as all those women seeking women videos on xhamster that I don't ever watch.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 Nov 2012 19:38:26 36,275 posts
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    Hamsters eh meme? Sounds a bit more kinky than I would have had you down for.

    I totally called it.
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  • beastmaster 9 Nov 2012 19:51:46 10,175 posts
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    It's men transforming into women! Women transforming into men!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Lukus 9 Nov 2012 20:00:00 18,955 posts
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    Yeah, to be honest, getting fisted by a sexy lesbian sounds way better than being rammed full of cocks...

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  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 20:02:37
    Actually that sounds pretty good.

    A slutty bisexual 18 year old girl then.
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 20:14:58
    No, no, it's too late to take it all back now. Cocks are what you want, and cocks are what you shall have.


    (nb - also a metaphor for this thread)

    Edited by meme at 20:15:44 09-11-2012
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 20:16:37
    Aww. No fisting?

    I spose a man with small hands would do.

    Edited by Aargh. at 20:16:55 09-11-2012
  • The-Bodybuilder 9 Nov 2012 21:50:26 13,614 posts
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    This thread was directed by Michael Bay.
  • The-Bodybuilder 9 Nov 2012 21:52:54 13,614 posts
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    PS: As for the whole "why do people watch this crap?"

    Hands up, I'm guessing virtually everyone in this very thread has watched at least 1, if not all 3 (or 2). Remember that on your high horses.

    1 was a guilty pleasure of mine. Mindless bollocks, but I don't always go to the cinema for a deep insightful thought-provoking movie.

    2 I've watched twic,e yet as I type this, I barely remember anything from it.

    3? I only watched it because I thought Optimus would die, and wanted to see if it would recreate the feelings I had when he first died in the cartoon.
  • Lukus 9 Nov 2012 21:55:18 18,955 posts
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    Transformers 2 is genuinely the worst cinema experience I've ever had. I thought it would never end, I hadn't a clue what was going on and the constant close ups, judder and quick cuts made me want to cry.

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  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 21:58:24
    The-Bodybuilder wrote:
    PS: As for the whole "why do people watch this crap?"
    People wanna see a good fun film, not these films, that's all, fair play if you enjoy them
  • Kanjin 9 Nov 2012 22:00:43 960 posts
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    I saw 1 and three, enjoyed 'em both.

    I dunno, what else has this Mark person done?
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 22:01:48
    lol
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 22:10:27
    The-Bodybuilder wrote:
    Hands up, I'm guessing virtually everyone in this very thread has watched at least 1, if not all 3 (or 2). Remember that on your high horses.
    This is exactly how high that horse needs to be:



    That high.
  • Daryoon 9 Nov 2012 22:40:57 4,555 posts
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    Transvestites, Genders in Disguise!

    "I've got better things to do tonight than bi."
  • Physically_Insane 9 Nov 2012 22:41:56 7,856 posts
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    Mark Wahlberg will make this 10 times better. Will still be shit.
  • bracken3000 9 Nov 2012 23:02:58 531 posts
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    will he transformer into a pornstar? suck my matrix of leadership!
  • Deleted user 9 November 2012 23:06:38
    Physically_Insane wrote:
    Mark Wahlberg will make this 10 times better. Will still be shit.
    Add lasers for another 10x multiplier
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