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  • Ka-blamo 27 Jan 2012 10:05:13 6,424 posts
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    My pitch:

    Ferel Bueller's day off

    In an alternate world, Ferris bueller got stolen out his pram at a family picnic by a pack of wolves, raised as one of their own in the woods. Now 15 years later he has a day off...from being...a wolf, and returns to his hometown.

    Yada Yada Yada, He eats a stray cat and shits in a car park, but through love and support by the local community he is reintegrated back into society.
  • Ka-blamo 27 Jan 2012 10:27:53 6,424 posts
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  • sport 27 Jan 2012 10:39:12 10,903 posts
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    A guy thinks he's a ghost and he's trying to help a little boy with adjustment problems. The little boy thinks he's a ghost too.

    But.....turns out he's not ghost, and the boy has some serious psychological issues because he thinks everyone is fucking ghost.
  • Physically_Insane 27 Jan 2012 10:40:09 6,962 posts
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    Robot Ninja Nazi Man.

    The story writes itself...
  • Dirtbox 27 Jan 2012 10:42:10 73,654 posts
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  • Deleted user 27 January 2012 10:42:30
    Some super heroes fight and stuff
  • nickthegun 27 Jan 2012 10:43:01 44,333 posts
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    Valley of the Tits

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  • TechnoHippy 27 Jan 2012 10:43:34 14,254 posts
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    A dodgy looking plumber knocks on the door, the door is opened by a filthy skank with too much makeup. He has come to lay some pipework, wearing only a dressing gown that doesn't seem to close properly she lets him in.

    Cut to the kitchen, there are now two plumbers...

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  • Dirtbox 27 Jan 2012 10:44:32 73,654 posts
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    Dinosaur deathmatch.

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  • BinaryBob101 27 Jan 2012 10:45:40 21,078 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Superbowl Sunday big reveal, eh?

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    Lens Flare

  • roz123 27 Jan 2012 10:47:42 6,621 posts
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    Man on a Hedge
  • nickthegun 27 Jan 2012 10:51:52 44,333 posts
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    Mad About Wanking

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jan 2012 10:55:27 31,211 posts
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    "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"

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    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011 and 2012.

  • dogbot 27 Jan 2012 10:56:15 2,271 posts
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    The Toast and the Darkness

    The epic story of a blind man's struggle to have breakfast.
  • nickthegun 27 Jan 2012 10:58:40 44,333 posts
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    Heh. That is genuinely the first time I have ever heard that film referenced outside of a trailer I saw before independence day.

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  • roz123 27 Jan 2012 10:58:47 6,621 posts
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    Moth man - Born as a caterpillar he is bullied at school spends 6 years in a cacoon watching shit TV. Comes out and is a moth. Saves the world
  • localnotail 27 Jan 2012 11:03:05 21,437 posts
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    Killer Robots vs the Magnet People.

    Fire up the Cobra!

  • Whizzo 27 Jan 2012 11:06:53 41,113 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"
    *cough* "The Big Bus" (1976)

    /raises flags of all nations

    Edited by Whizzo at 11:07:34 27-01-2012

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  • espadachin 27 Jan 2012 11:08:02 2,197 posts
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    Murder Boner - a man receives a penis transplant, from a serial killer and struggles to control his murderous phallus.
  • Ka-blamo 27 Jan 2012 11:08:04 6,424 posts
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    CrispyXUK wrote:
    Some super heroes fight and stuff
    That's the mind of hollywood! think outside the box :)
  • Chopsen 27 Jan 2012 11:08:43 13,720 posts
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    Dai Hard

    Hardened Welsh valleys PC Dai McClane fights crime by mostly just trying to catch drunk drivers on their way home from remote rural pubs in the dead of night and investigating burglaries on farms because there's bugger all else going on. There's a breathtaking stunt with a tractor.

    Thanks for expressing interest in my signature!

  • Ka-blamo 27 Jan 2012 11:10:11 6,424 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"
    "It's like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!"
  • roz123 27 Jan 2012 11:10:42 6,621 posts
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    espadachin wrote:
    Murder Boner - a man receives a penis transplant, from a serial killer and struggles to control his murderous phallus.
    Staring Jason Statham
  • Ka-blamo 27 Jan 2012 11:13:16 6,424 posts
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    roz123 wrote:
    espadachin wrote:
    Murder Boner - a man receives a penis transplant, from a serial killer and struggles to control his murderous phallus.
    Staring Jason Statham
    I think Ted Bundy already made that movie, without cameras though.
  • Kosmoz 27 Jan 2012 11:13:20 7,099 posts
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    The Well - lots of people fall in to an evil well, and are forced to eat each other to survive. When the strongest well dwellers emerge, they are unable to adjust back to normal society and go on a cannibal rampage across the country. Copyright kosmoz.

    Edited by Kosmoz at 11:14:31 27-01-2012

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • OllyJ 27 Jan 2012 11:14:44 3,097 posts
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    Shitter Island.

    One mans epic journey to have a peaceful crap.
  • Chopsen 27 Jan 2012 11:16:51 13,720 posts
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    Live and Let Dai

    Dai Bond, member of the Welsh secret service, investigates shenanigans in the vibrant Welsh valleys Voodoo community. There's stunt with a tractor.

    Thanks for expressing interest in my signature!

  • localnotail 27 Jan 2012 11:17:52 21,437 posts
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    Ka-blamo wrote:
    roz123 wrote:
    espadachin wrote:
    Murder Boner - a man receives a penis transplant, from a serial killer and struggles to control his murderous phallus.
    Staring Jason Statham
    I think Ted Bundy already made that movie, without cameras though.
    Mykle Hansen already sort-of wrote the script in "Monster Cocks" (sample available - of the book, not the penis medicine. Well, probably not on Amazon, anyway).

    Don't buy this book, it's pretty terrible. I have a copy I bought because of the title, but I do not need to keep it and the charity shop won't take it, so it's free to a bored home.

    Fire up the Cobra!

  • Ka-blamo 27 Jan 2012 11:18:11 6,424 posts
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    Let it Dai

    Dai Chopsen gets run over by a tractor.
  • Chopsen 27 Jan 2012 11:19:44 13,720 posts
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    But I wanted a trilogy!

    ;_;

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