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  • guts 18 Jan 2013 13:58:19 1,690 posts
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    Just got a snowball to the side of my head... While I was on my lunch break, sitting in my workshop reading the paper. Jason is now (quite rightly) feeling nervous.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jan 2013 14:05:48 36,510 posts
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    *snip*

    Edited by cubbymoore at 14:08:11 18-01-2013
  • cubbymoore 18 Jan 2013 14:07:53 36,510 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    I want a USB 3.0 stick that looks a good as this.

    Isn't that a cock ring?
  • mrpon 18 Jan 2013 14:13:02 30,458 posts
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    It has a 1cm diameter cubby, I'd struggle to get a few pubes in there. You knock yourself out though.
  • mrpon 18 Jan 2013 14:24:13 30,458 posts
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    I could probably squeeze some foreskin in there, at a pinch.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jan 2013 14:31:54 36,510 posts
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    A 1cm diameter has never put me off.
  • nickthegun 18 Jan 2013 14:36:44 63,935 posts
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    There was a rumour going around our school that a kid in the year above put his dick into a wine bottle, got a boner and then had to have the bottle 'carefully' removed by paramedics.
  • Psychotext 18 Jan 2013 14:46:00 57,352 posts
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    Meh, hit it with a hammer.
  • mrpon 18 Jan 2013 14:54:14 30,458 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    There was a rumour going around our school that a kid in the year above put his dick into a wine bottle, got a boner and then had to have the bottle 'carefully' removed by paramedics.
    Yeah, you don't want to spoil the wine.
  • Psychotext 18 Jan 2013 14:55:03 57,352 posts
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    Unrelated... no matter how wrong it is, I just can't say "says" as it's supposed to be said. It'll always be "ses", even to the point where I'll use a different word if I'm in polite society.

    I'm such a fraud. =/
  • Deleted user 18 January 2013 16:32:59
    We all are, PT. We all are.

    /deep
  • Lexx87 18 Jan 2013 16:53:09 20,853 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    There was a rumour going around our school that a kid in the year above put his dick into a wine bottle, got a boner and then had to have the bottle 'carefully' removed by paramedics.
    Wouldn't you just...like..stop having a boner and take it out.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 18 Jan 2013 17:01:19 17,014 posts
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    Give it a go and report back to us on that one.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jan 2013 17:05:31 36,510 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    There was a rumour going around our school that a kid in the year above put his dick into a wine bottle, got a boner and then had to have the bottle 'carefully' removed by paramedics.
    Wouldn't you just...like..stop having a boner and take it out.
    Depends how hot the wine bottle is.
  • Deleted user 18 January 2013 17:06:01
    neilka wrote:
    Give it a go and report back to us on that one.
    Obviously in a bottle of white.
  • MrDigital 18 Jan 2013 19:40:05 1,882 posts
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    Is it possible to use DHL to ship a parcel and not have a tracking number? I ask because I bought a textbook on Amazon, and all it will show me is "Shipping Carrier: DHL", which seems odd, as in my mind there should be a tracking number for any parcel.
  • BillMurray 19 Jan 2013 04:12:59 8,250 posts
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    I just carried a whole pizza towards my bedroom door and dropped a pizza at the entrance. I want to kill myself.
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2013 15:20:40 57,352 posts
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    Conundrum. I feel rough as fuck today (I suspect I got dehydrated last night, house was like a furnace).

    A tablet would take the edge off my headache, which would make me feel well enough to eat... but I'm too nauseous to take a tablet (I'll throw up after taking it, it's happened in the past).

    So I need to eat before I take the tablet, but I get the feeling that if I eat anything I'll throw up too. So far I've managed half a slice of bread and half a satsuma. :(
  • Load_2.0 19 Jan 2013 15:40:37 20,846 posts
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    Dont eat citrus fruit.

    On another note Algerian Special Forces. Not so special.
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2013 15:43:50 57,352 posts
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    It was about all I could face. I could barely swallow the bread. :(
  • King_Edward 19 Jan 2013 15:46:51 11,471 posts
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    Eat dry frosties with sugar on and drink undiluted Lemon cordial.

    This won't help, but a friend threw this up on the bus once and it was the most pungent odour.
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2013 15:47:31 57,352 posts
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    /stomach churning
  • jonsaan 19 Jan 2013 15:47:56 25,861 posts
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    Lexx87 wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    There was a rumour going around our school that a kid in the year above put his dick into a wine bottle, got a boner and then had to have the bottle 'carefully' removed by paramedics.
    Wouldn't you just...like..stop having a boner and take it out.
    Maybe the wine was corcked
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2013 16:02:51 57,352 posts
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    Am trying some salted popcorn now, though I'm a bit concerned it's going to be too greasy.
  • Kostabi 19 Jan 2013 16:05:57 5,465 posts
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    Just tripped up the stairs with a cup of tea in hand and through the magic of being unlucky with physics managed to burn my face off.

    Sigh.
  • wobbler147 19 Jan 2013 16:07:14 5,164 posts
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    Dry toast always does the trick for me or rich tea biscuits.
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2013 16:08:40 57,352 posts
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    There are a lot of people in this thread utterly incapable of carrying food or drink.

    I remember I did that as a kid once. Was really looking forward to my meal and on the way to the table I half tripped and basically threw it across the room. I crumpled to the floor and sat there weeping.
  • Psychotext 19 Jan 2013 16:12:21 57,352 posts
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    wobbler147 wrote:
    Dry toast always does the trick for me or rich tea biscuits.
    Yeah, I could probably do rich tea biscuits. Don't have any though.
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