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  • localnotail 10 Dec 2012 23:41:39 23,093 posts
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    Ooh, Ann Summers Christmas porn.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • GuiltySpark 11 Dec 2012 06:22:43 6,461 posts
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    Is "faceat" not a word? I thought it was. Fuck knows what I'm thinking of.

    Get bent.

  • GuiltySpark 11 Dec 2012 06:23:43 6,461 posts
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    Oh it's spelt facet. That just looks wrong to me.

    Get bent.

  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 08:29:14
    Rbs are really testing my patience with my new account. Annoying enough that they don't print the account number on the card anymore. I have no money in my account but can't see what has come off as I can't register for online or telephone banking due to every damn code they send me not working.
  • Rusty_M 11 Dec 2012 09:35:48 4,866 posts
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    There haven't been account numbers on debit cards for ages now (with a couple of exceptions, including BoS).

    Registering for Internet banking can be a PITA though. I had some issues with that, but that was all 8-10 years ago.

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • DaM 11 Dec 2012 09:39:35 13,446 posts
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    Bizarrely, the last 4 numbers on the reverse of my new credit card are also the PIN (the 3 security numbers plus 1), that was issued 5 years ago. Completely random apparently...
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 10:42:23 61,093 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Rbs are really testing my patience with my new account. Annoying enough that they don't print the account number on the card anymore. I have no money in my account but can't see what has come off as I can't register for online or telephone banking due to every damn code they send me not working.
    I had this and then they wouldnt let me cancel my account because A) I had to do it person, in branch B) when i did go in I didnt have the chequebook they sent me 10 years ago with me.

    So theres 94p sat in there forever now.

    RBS are genuinely the shittest thing, man, beast, shop, business, everything that I have ever been associated with. Fuck them in the ear.

    Edited by nickthegun at 10:43:22 11-12-2012

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • LeoliansBro 11 Dec 2012 10:46:45 44,746 posts
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    Amen.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 11:01:35 61,093 posts
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    Its weird. They say you are more likely to get divorced than move your bank account but my experience with them over the years is genuinely like your wife screaming 'DIVORCE ME! DIVORCE ME! DIVORCE ME!' in your face every time you talk to her.

    Fucking shambles of an organisation.

    Im sure their commercial banking sector is just lovely, though.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 11:02:44
    So it turns out I had nick and a ton of regulars and random on ignore. Very annoying.
  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 11:04:13
    nickthegun wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    Rbs are really testing my patience with my new account. Annoying enough that they don't print the account number on the card anymore. I have no money in my account but can't see what has come off as I can't register for online or telephone banking due to every damn code they send me not working.
    I had this and then they wouldnt let me cancel my account because A) I had to do it person, in branch B) when i did go in I didnt have the chequebook they sent me 10 years ago with me.

    So theres 94p sat in there forever now.

    RBS are genuinely the shittest thing, man, beast, shop, business, everything that I have ever been associated with. Fuck them in the ear.
    Not just me then thank god. Seriously tempted to just give up on them and find another bank.
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 11:09:56 61,093 posts
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    The thing that got on my last nerve was that they ask you to do everything in branch and the closest branch to me, the oxford city center one opens at 10am, closes at 4.45pm and doesnt open on saturdays.

    Honestly, fuck them into the sun.

    Edited by nickthegun at 11:10:36 11-12-2012

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 11:21:11
    That is the biggest problem I'm having at the moment in order to activate stuff I need to go into a branch. Nearest is 3 miles from my work and shuts at 4:45. Fuck it, if this new activation code doesn't work I'm jumping ship.
  • Iain815 11 Dec 2012 13:07:20 437 posts
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    Just walked out of my room to find the delivery man pissing in my driveway.

    It was awkward.
  • megastar 11 Dec 2012 13:09:00 17,197 posts
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    I hope you pissed on his van
  • Iain815 11 Dec 2012 13:23:12 437 posts
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    Funnily enough, he was doing that himself.
  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 13:41:18
    Log on to the webcam and my dog has completely destroyed what ever parcels have just been delivered. I'm not expecting anything so the missus is going to be pissed!

    Edited by mowgli at 13:41:51 11-12-2012
  • Psychotext 11 Dec 2012 13:48:44 54,819 posts
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    lol
  • Deleted user 11 December 2012 13:58:37
    She's got the biggest look of satisfaction on her face while she sleeps as well. 'a job well done'
  • localnotail 11 Dec 2012 14:19:41 23,093 posts
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    You've done well to train her to answer the door to collect parcels. My cats always refuse to sign for mine, the little shits. I hate having to traipse off to the depot to collect them.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Rusty_M 11 Dec 2012 14:44:03 4,866 posts
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    But if your cat DID sign for parcels...

    Edited by Rusty_M at 14:44:39 11-12-2012

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.
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  • Murbs 11 Dec 2012 15:30:25 22,524 posts
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    I'm considering trading in Darksiders 2 at Amazon for 19 and buying from Zavvi from 15 just to make 4. What is wrong with me? Buying from Zavvi ffs!
  • mal 11 Dec 2012 16:14:02 22,793 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    You've done well to train her to answer the door to collect parcels. My cats always refuse to sign for mine, the little shits. I hate having to traipse off to the depot to collect them.
    But what are your cats doing at the depot?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • LeoliansBro 11 Dec 2012 16:50:35 44,746 posts
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    An innocent search for a novelty Christmas jumper for a party has led to me taking my first steps into transvestism.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Fake_Blood 11 Dec 2012 19:07:38 4,386 posts
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    gay.
  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 12:01:02 44,746 posts
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    What in the name of mascara wearing, orange painted, plastic skinned, botox eyed, frozen foreheaded buggery has happened to Shane Warne??

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • JuanKerr 12 Dec 2012 12:03:02 36,424 posts
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    He's been like that for a while now. How the hell have you not noticed?!
  • billythekid 12 Dec 2012 12:04:09 11,327 posts
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    Liz Hurley has happened to him.
  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 12:06:19 44,746 posts
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    He looks like they've retired the original and released a Shane Warne Action Figure. He looks like fucking Ken.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 12:08:22 29,189 posts
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    He looks like an off duty drag queen. The lengths a man will go to to shag Liz Hurley.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

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