Facepalm wrote:I'm actually not
Go to a local recruitment office this afternoon, based on what little I know about you I would suggest the Army might be a good fit but talk to the guys there and they'll be very helpful. The military can be great and there aren't many that come out with bad stories about their time - drinking, adventure, being looked after.
You really would love it.
I came in like a wrecking ball. Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung. Left me crashing in a blazing fall. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me.