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  • DJCopa 6 Dec 2010 16:43:42 1,055 posts
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    Signal to waiter you want the bill, by scribbling on your hand.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:43:47 10,808 posts
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    Oooh, how about getting your hands on an old oil drum, cutting the top off, putting some holes in the lower bits and having a raging fire in your back garden.
  • magicpanda 6 Dec 2010 16:43:54 13,008 posts
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    Open chocolate bars with your teeth, spit out the wrapper and chomp half of it in one go.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:44:14
    I posted this elsewhere in the forum, but I feel that it's sufficiently manly to warrant a double post. There's just no getting around the fact that racing a Formula 1 car with a broken shoulder is a very manly thing to do indeed.
  • Mr_Sleep 6 Dec 2010 16:45:11 16,258 posts
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    DJCopa wrote:
    Signal to waiter you want the bill, by scribbling on your hand.

    That's the old skool method, now one taps on their palm like using the chip and pin machine. Always on the cusp of how to get across a message with the littlest amount of effort, that's certainly a manly pastime.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:45:39 10,808 posts
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    Gathering around a car's engine with other manly men and proffering opinions as to exactly what that slight tapping noise is and where it's coming from.
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2010 16:45:48 27,645 posts
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    Throw a ball, properly.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:46:29
    Try to catch something thrown by a woman :D
  • Dirtbox 6 Dec 2010 16:47:09 76,339 posts
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    Chlamydia?

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • DJCopa 6 Dec 2010 16:47:09 1,055 posts
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    Mr Sleep wrote:
    DJCopa wrote:
    Signal to waiter you want the bill, by scribbling on your hand.

    That's the old skool method, now one taps on their palm like using the chip and pin machine. Always on the cusp of how to get across a message with the littlest amount of effort, that's certainly a manly pastime.

    I guess it would more manly to just chuck coins at the waiter.....
  • Spanky 6 Dec 2010 16:47:12 14,448 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    I have never watched Dirty Dancing.
    I have never seen Titanic. Only the bit with the tits.

    /you can look at me out of the corner of your eye so you don't get nutted

    Plubs

  • DJCopa 6 Dec 2010 16:48:53 1,055 posts
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    Carrying ALL the shopping bags from the car to the house, regardless how far you parked.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:49:44 10,808 posts
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    Refuse to be ripped off by the high price of ice creams when out during the height of summer because "we've got ice cream at home, that I've already paid for. Wait until we get home".
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2010 16:50:35 27,645 posts
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    Impregnate an ovary at the first attempt.

    /polishes badge

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:50:49 10,808 posts
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    DJCopa wrote:
    Carrying ALL the shopping bags from the car to the house, regardless how far you parked.

    "I'm not doing 2 trips. No, I don't care that my fingers are being cut off!"
  • sport 6 Dec 2010 16:52:21 12,046 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    DJCopa wrote:
    Carrying ALL the shopping bags from the car to the house, regardless how far you parked.

    "I'm not doing 2 trips. No, I don't care that my fingers are being cut off!"

    +1 for The Farmer's Walk
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:53:18
    Sleep with the babysitter.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 16:54:32 10,808 posts
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    Sleep with the girlfriend's sister.

    Fixed
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:54:51
    Aspire to be Batman.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:56:51
    Fix anything with the opening words "Stand back"
  • Buztafen 6 Dec 2010 16:56:56 15,957 posts
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    BE! Batman
  • mrpon 6 Dec 2010 16:57:18 27,645 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    Perspire like a fatman.
    Fixed

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 16:58:14
    Open a can of food with a knife.
  • smoothpete 6 Dec 2010 16:59:40 31,017 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    Open a can of food with a knife.
    I'll add to that - realise you didn't bring a corkscrew with you, and hammer the wine cork down into the bottle using a knife and a shoe
  • mcmonkeyplc 6 Dec 2010 17:01:38 38,899 posts
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    Men dont drink wine. They guzzle it.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 17:02:24
    Watch Commando on ITV2 even though you have seen it five thousand times. This month.
  • Deleted user 6 December 2010 17:03:06
    Peel a banana and realise they are slightly uncomfortable.
  • magicpanda 6 Dec 2010 17:26:58 13,008 posts
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    Guzzling isn't for Men any more unless it's watching Cum Guzzlers 3 - Revenge of the Cum Guzzler.
  • Max_Powers 6 Dec 2010 18:05:25 1,065 posts
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    While standing in the middle of a room, only look around you and then ask your wife where something is that you're looking for.
  • billythekid 6 Dec 2010 18:08:28 10,808 posts
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    Max_Powers wrote:
    While standing in the middle of a room, only look around you and then ask your wife where something is that you're looking for.

    Only because whatever you're looking has likely been moved from where it was left!
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