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  • Deleted user 21 January 2012 12:10:34
    Currently trying to fix the washing machine GROAR

    It is probably just a blocked waste pipe but shhh!
  • Deleted user 21 January 2012 14:57:01
    Well I give up! Fucking hot water pipe has a faulty stopper so can't get I'm the back of the machine.

    Need to go kick a cat or something.
  • Chopsen 21 Jan 2012 15:10:41 15,699 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Need to go kick a cat or something.
    :c
  • Deleted user 21 January 2012 15:24:51
    LET ME AT IT
  • SG 21 Jan 2012 15:27:01 1,885 posts
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    RAPE IT.

    (That's also manly)
  • Dirtbox 21 Jan 2012 16:42:43 77,453 posts
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    TheGuvernor wrote:
    Those weren't trees Dirtbox, they were fuckin' bonsai!
    You need to come to Canada to see real trees.
    I dunno about that, the taller of the two was about 80m away and would have planked my house if it fell over!

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  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 12:04:41
    Today we have the plumbers round destroying our bathroom so I am going to go and sit in the pub for 6 hours with a paper and talk utter bollocks based on only a vague understanding of the politics of the day.
  • askew 23 Feb 2012 12:13:19 12,012 posts
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    :D Before or after the numerous pints you'll get through?
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 12:19:07
    Must be before, religion is post beers.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 12:33:11
    Precisely.
  • speedofthepuma 23 Feb 2012 12:41:32 13,266 posts
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    @BeardofZeus

    I like your name. I will be using it as an exclamation in general conversation. Possibly while attempting a Brian Blessed type voice.

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • whatfruit 23 Feb 2012 15:01:00 1,282 posts
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    down a pint of wine

    put up a proper tent not one of those shitty pop up ones

    build a wall and make cement

    take 20mins taking a shit just so you can read the entire sports section in peace

    bet on sport and win

    killed something and eaten it.

    Never asking your wife/partner/girlfriend if she enjoyed sex, a real man knows he did a good job and doesnt need approval.

    Edited by whatfruit at 15:01:48 23-02-2012
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 15:09:04
    Drink 10 pints of carling and batter the wife.

    Get drunk on absinthe and shit on a chair.
  • ronuds 23 Feb 2012 15:11:15 21,788 posts
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    The town workers are here trimming the branches near any power lines. That's some manly stuff - they have the coolest saw thing.

    Of course I'm standing around pointing at ways I think they could do the job better.
  • roz123 23 Feb 2012 15:21:05 7,112 posts
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    In my office the girls make the tea I change the water bottle. Bish bash bosh
  • thelzdking 23 Feb 2012 16:46:22 4,309 posts
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    Be miserable all of the time but don't show it.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 20:20:07
    This thread has taken a ... turn. Here are some things i observed today at the pub while i read my paper and talked nonsense with the staff:

    - I thought i would be first in at 12:05 or so. No. There were two guys in already, most of the way through a pint. They attempted to leave a couple of hours later. By attempt, I mean they walked out the door, then returned within a minute and ordered double whisky and rums.

    They then stayed until about 4. The loud one said 'something' to me i could not make out and shook my hand. Disturbingly they left via the car park exit.

    - Two Americans rolled up at lunch time. They had bloody marys. The bar dude engaged them in cunning conversation and discovered they were military contractors on leave from Afghanistan. One of them looked like a mercenary with raybans and beard, the other looked like 'AnyMum(TM)'.

    The two drunken guys were all 'good job etc' over them. It was mildly bloody strange to say the least.

    No idea why they were in our local. It's kinda out of the way.

    - A load of women of all ages turned up and proceded to knit and gossip for most of the afternoon.

    My conclusion is this: my local is amazing and surreal during off-hours, when its not fucked up by working people.

    8/10
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 20:27:26
    Oh, and this is sort of manly, I was almost moved to tears reading about war correspondent Marie Colvin. What an amazing woman. RIP.
  • skuzzbag 23 Feb 2012 21:11:24 5,635 posts
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    BeardofZeus wrote:
    Oh, and this is sort of manly, I was almost moved to tears reading about war correspondent Marie Colvin. What an amazing woman. RIP.
    Did she score any goals for England?

    NO.

    Congratulations, you are now officially sensitive.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 21:14:41
    skuzzbag wrote:
    BeardofZeus wrote:
    Oh, and this is sort of manly, I was almost moved to tears reading about war correspondent Marie Colvin. What an amazing woman. RIP.
    Did she score any goals for England?

    NO.

    Congratulations, you are now officially sensitive.
    You consider the England team manly?

    You disappoint me son. Observe how I look down on you from the Manly Horse.
  • Khanivor 23 Feb 2012 21:18:07 40,346 posts
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    Sitting in a pub drinking from opening time to closing time is a manly thing to do.

    Making your own way home afterwards is supermanly.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2012 21:25:58
    I failed! I left at 7ish and did not even have the common decency to have a kebab.

    Mind you I did see a guy drink a load of chilli-infused vinegar, remnants from the landlords chilli pickled egg experiment. He did it and won a tenner.

    My local is brilliant. Idiots.
  • JBlokeUK 24 Feb 2012 00:13:34 2,309 posts
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    Trying to kill a big fuckoff hairy spider that is jumping towards you, and you not screaming, is incredibly manly.

    Edited by JBlokeUK at 00:14:18 24-02-2012

    I like it when he's angry.

  • Folant 24 Feb 2012 00:39:52 1,161 posts
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    Collecting edged Samauri swords and reinacting scenes from the Highlander films.

    Posted from my Nexus 4, not using Tapatalk 4.

  • Khanivor 24 Feb 2012 00:46:07 40,346 posts
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    Shoving your hand down the front of your pants and rearranging the boys while walking down the street with not a hint of shame.
  • Dirtbox 24 Feb 2012 04:13:53 77,453 posts
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    Getting piss shiver in an uncharacteristically crowded office gents and violently going with it.

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  • speedofthepuma 24 Feb 2012 06:35:11 13,266 posts
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    JBlokeUK wrote:
    Trying to kill a big fuckoff hairy spider that is jumping towards you, and you not screaming, is incredibly manly.
    I suspect you are talking about a genuinely massive spider, and I salute you.

    I hate them and smashed my son's rubber one with an axe the other day because I thought it was real.

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • PhoenixFlames 24 Feb 2012 06:51:54 8,898 posts
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    I ripped up some kitchen tiles with a big drill/chisel power tool. That felt manly.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Deckard1 24 Feb 2012 08:57:43 27,037 posts
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    Then it was all ruined when you started crying because the drill had gears on it.
  • RedSparrows 24 Feb 2012 09:00:49 21,958 posts
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    Posting manly things in this thread and then probably doing something very much less manly afterwards is a manly thing to do.
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