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  • Deleted user 8 March 2013 14:37:30
    Shikasama wrote:
    If we're doing broad definitions of derby s then surely Man Utd and Chelsea would be one? Basing it on where their fans are based.
    I see the standard mentality in this thread hasn't escalated past plank level still. I've always found that statement to be laughable. So they have a worldwide fan base? A huge club is always going to have fans outside of it's own area. It's like bigging them up. You may as well just pull on a United shirt yourself with "Massive club" written on the back. Get a grip.
  • fletch7100 8 Mar 2013 14:39:59 8,356 posts
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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4831603/Carlos-Tevez-arrested-for-driving-while-banned.html
  • nickthegun 8 Mar 2013 14:47:26 67,909 posts
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    Im sure the thought of being fined 10 minutes wages has filled him with terror and will definitely put him off doing it again.
  • ecu 8 Mar 2013 14:48:33 79,070 posts
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    Lock him up.
  • Ultrasoundwave 8 Mar 2013 14:49:12 4,982 posts
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    Exactly - as a way to punish himself, he's probably gone out and bought something low-spec like a brand new Range Rover or Subaru Impreza.
  • fletch7100 8 Mar 2013 14:52:16 8,356 posts
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    Would be fun if they gave him a prison sentence which the court can, will never happen unfortunately
  • nickthegun 8 Mar 2013 15:00:20 67,909 posts
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    Ultrasoundwave wrote:
    Exactly - as a way to punish himself, he's probably gone out and bought something low-spec like a brand new Range Rover or Subaru Impreza.
    He wont even do that. He'll just pay some mug to take the T3V3Z plates off his aston.
  • nickthegun 8 Mar 2013 15:01:14 67,909 posts
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    Nipples wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    If we're doing broad definitions of derby s then surely Man Utd and Chelsea would be one? Basing it on where their fans are based.
    I see the standard mentality in this thread hasn't escalated past plank level still. I've always found that statement to be laughable. So they have a worldwide fan base? A huge club is always going to have fans outside of it's own area. It's like bigging them up. You may as well just pull on a United shirt yourself with "Massive club" written on the back. Get a grip.
    Man U fan, eh?
  • thedaveeyres 8 Mar 2013 15:03:53 13,105 posts
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    "Get a grip" has to be one of the most irritating and cringe-worthy statements in the English language.

    Also, Tevez should get life, no parole.
  • ecu 8 Mar 2013 15:09:15 79,070 posts
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    So his provisional license expired, he didn't get a new one, carried on driving illegally, broke the speed limit a couple of times, ignored letters from the police, and STILL didn't bother to get a license. What a dumbass.
  • THFourteen 8 Mar 2013 15:14:12 41,097 posts
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    the letters didn't say "police" on them, it said "constabulary" so he ignored them
  • nickthegun 8 Mar 2013 15:14:36 67,909 posts
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    He is, but what the hell are they going to to? There is simply no deterrent for him.
  • Dougs 8 Mar 2013 15:15:38 78,684 posts
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    I AM THE LAW. Footballer in being thick shocker.
  • President_Weasel 8 Mar 2013 16:44:58 11,814 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    He is, but what the hell are they going to to? There is simply no deterrent for him.
    Prison. Come to think of it, make him clean up litter or graffiti in a community service jumpsuit.
  • Deleted user 8 March 2013 17:03:32
    Shikasama wrote:
    Nipples wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    If we're doing broad definitions of derby s then surely Man Utd and Chelsea would be one? Basing it on where their fans are based.
    I see the standard mentality in this thread hasn't escalated past plank level still. I've always found that statement to be laughable. So they have a worldwide fan base? A huge club is always going to have fans outside of it's own area. It's like bigging them up. You may as well just pull on a United shirt yourself with "Massive club" written on the back. Get a grip.
    Holy shit, man, I've been so brilliantly put in my place.

    You really showed me what for, gave me the old one-two.
    Glad to help.
  • WiseFool 8 Mar 2013 18:15:49 874 posts
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    Laudrup will continue at Swansea with his contract extended to June 2015!
  • ResidentKnievel 8 Mar 2013 18:16:52 6,912 posts
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    Or Real Madrid will have to pay more to buy out his contract
  • ecu 8 Mar 2013 18:19:10 79,070 posts
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    He's said he has no interest in managing a really big club. Doesn't like the cutthroat nature of it.
  • morriss 8 Mar 2013 18:21:11 71,298 posts
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    Arsenal, then.
  • reddevil93 8 Mar 2013 18:53:09 13,020 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    Hilarious thing is, I'm a well known Man Utd supporter - you'd know that if you contributed to the thread more
    Are you? I thought it was you who didn't like football due to finding out first hand most players are cunts?
  • King_Edward 8 Mar 2013 19:05:09 11,471 posts
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    reddevil93 wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    Hilarious thing is, I'm a well known Man Utd supporter - you'd know that if you contributed to the thread more
    Are you? I thought it was you who didn't like football due to finding out first hand most players are cunts?
    You kidding? This guy's got a Red Devil tatoo'd on his nut sack. He had Tevez too but sanded it off after "the event".
  • Deleted user 8 March 2013 19:22:04
    Shikasama wrote:
    Hilarious thing is, I'm a well known Man Utd supporter - you'd know that if you contributed to the thread more

    Sort of proves my point then. ;p Anyway, blasts aside, pleased to meet you. And you're right, I should contribute to the thread more, although I'm not sure many would agree after this start.

    In my defence, I can't help but bite when I hear it said...I've taken it for years. I'm battle scarred!

    Edited by Nipples at 19:23:03 08-03-2013
  • Dougs 8 Mar 2013 19:27:30 78,684 posts
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    Quick, someone break out the Twitter map, that'll settle it!
  • SuperCoolEskimo 8 Mar 2013 20:05:19 11,064 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    Arsenal, then.
    You never miss an opportunity nowadays.
  • Syrette 8 Mar 2013 20:31:15 47,638 posts
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    Can't blame morriss really, Spurs are clearly superior to your lot at the moment, but he knows it won't last so is making the most out of it.
  • ecu 8 Mar 2013 20:37:49 79,070 posts
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    King_Edward wrote:
    reddevil93 wrote:
    Shikasama wrote:
    Hilarious thing is, I'm a well known Man Utd supporter - you'd know that if you contributed to the thread more
    Are you? I thought it was you who didn't like football due to finding out first hand most players are cunts?
    You kidding? This guy's got a Red Devil tatoo'd on his nut sack. He had Tevez too but sanded it off after "the event".
    Ironically, Tevez looks like a sanded nutsack, so he just made the problem worse.
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