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  • kalel 6 Feb 2013 13:53:24 87,683 posts
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    Anyway, Shelvey seems to me to be one of those players that isn't as shit as he looks, but isn't as good as fans of that team will claim he is.
  • Inertia 6 Feb 2013 13:56:48 677 posts
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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/06/mario-balotelli-racist-remark-milan

    "The family's little nigger"

    Bet Balotelli wasn't referred to like that by Mancini.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 6 Feb 2013 13:58:08 6,654 posts
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    Jesus; SSN is reporting that the son of Silvio Berluscone referred to Mario Ballotelli as "the clubs new N*****", and a "madhead"
  • Shikasama 6 Feb 2013 13:58:17 6,835 posts
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    Does the article indicate whether Berlusconi Jnr has a black grandfather?
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 6 Feb 2013 13:58:38 6,654 posts
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    beat me to it.
  • Trowel 6 Feb 2013 13:59:21 17,759 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Anyway, Shelvey seems to me to be one of those players that isn't as shit as he looks, but isn't as good as fans of that team will claim he is.
    I believe the correct term is "a Carrick".
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 14:09:10 59,922 posts
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    Apparently he also said : "The girls here are all invited as well. They have the chance to meet Silvio Berlusconi."

    A meteor really does need to land on italy.

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  • President_Weasel 6 Feb 2013 14:19:39 9,313 posts
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    teamHAM wrote:
    So, Joe Kinnear (Joke in 'ere) was on the radio this morning throwing soundbites around left, right and centre. He seemed to think he was the saviour of Newcastle and he would still be manager if he didn't get ill.

    I for one am so disappointed we didn't keep him. Triffic. Triffic manager. Top class.
    Wasn't he doing all right before he got ill, despite the scorn thrown at him by the media from day 1? His successors did worse.
  • ResidentKnievel 6 Feb 2013 15:34:51 6,198 posts
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    President_Weasel wrote:
    It's really just because Gutierez sounds better in your charming Northumbrian accent, isn't it Resi?
    Gooty air ez

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    Unlike yourself, I don't have a weird obsession with any platform.[/code]

  • FWB 6 Feb 2013 16:13:26 44,575 posts
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    If I were to go bald I think I'd rather have Alopecia than regular baldness. Don't have to fuck about shaving your sides all the time.
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 16:15:30 59,922 posts
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    Yeah but theres bald and then theres *bald*.

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  • kalel 6 Feb 2013 16:20:09 87,683 posts
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    I'd be cool with the full on proper bald look (I've actually considered wet shaving as a regular thing) but I'd look weird without eyelashes and eyebrows.

    And my arse hair is lustrous and flowing.
  • Shikasama 6 Feb 2013 16:21:36 6,835 posts
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    oh, real classy guys. He has a fucking medical condition you fucking dicks.

    #pray4jonjo
  • billythekid 6 Feb 2013 16:39:38 11,133 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    oh, real classy guys. He has a fucking medical condition you fucking dicks.

    #pray4jonjo
    Doesn't stop him taking the piss out of blind people. Probably kicks their guide dogs too.

  • Shikasama 6 Feb 2013 16:46:40 6,835 posts
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    Bantz!
  • thedaveeyres 6 Feb 2013 16:57:08 11,058 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I'd be cool with the full on proper bald look (I've actually considered wet shaving as a regular thing) but I'd look weird without eyelashes and eyebrows.

    And my arse hair is lustrous and flowing.
    Leave Doctor Evil alone!

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  • Ka-blamo 6 Feb 2013 17:30:37 7,349 posts
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    Inertia wrote:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/06/mario-balotelli-racist-remark-milan

    "The family's little nigger"

    Bet Balotelli wasn't referred to like that by Mancini.
    What the fuck is wrong with everybody!?
  • FWB 6 Feb 2013 18:02:24 44,575 posts
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    Look at the cloth he's cut from and therein lies your answer.
  • faux_carnation 6 Feb 2013 18:22:46 9,337 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Anyway, Shelvey seems to me to be one of those players that isn't as shit as he looks, but isn't as good as fans of that team will claim he is.
    I dunno. He's mostly flattered to deceive with us. Probably could do with a loan at a club where he'll play every week but not have a microscope on every little mistake. He scored 6 in 10 games at Blackpool last season. I think he'll definitely be a Premier League player, but not sure he'll do it at Liverpool. Hope he does.
  • ecureuil 6 Feb 2013 19:54:24 76,809 posts
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    I was wondering how many Joe Hart saves it would take for Andy Townsend to masturbate himself to climax. Turns out the answer is one.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 6 Feb 2013 19:56:13 6,654 posts
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    Brazil are pretty mobile.
  • Trowel 6 Feb 2013 19:57:54 17,759 posts
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    Heh, to celebrate Cole's 100th cap the FA have put Baines on the front of the match programme :)
  • ecureuil 6 Feb 2013 20:00:32 76,809 posts
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    Wilshere is so fucking good. Can see Man City buying him within a few years.
  • kalel 6 Feb 2013 20:07:25 87,683 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    I was wondering how many Joe Hart saves it would take for Andy Townsend to masturbate himself to climax. Turns out the answer is one.
    It was a double save, and a pretty amazing one.
  • kalel 6 Feb 2013 20:09:05 87,683 posts
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    Wilshere is too "injury prone" to pass a "medical".
  • IMO 6 Feb 2013 20:09:50 5,665 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Heh, to celebrate Cole's 100th cap the FA have put Baines on the front of the match programme :)
    I also liked the way they gave Gerrard a golden cap before the start too.
  • ecureuil 6 Feb 2013 20:10:17 76,809 posts
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    It was a decent save and nothing more.
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 6 Feb 2013 20:11:00 6,654 posts
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    That's an often overlooked factor in what defines great players. Never being injured. Ronaldo and Messi play every game.
  • senso-ji 6 Feb 2013 20:12:25 5,909 posts
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    Hmmm, I know it's only a friendly but Spain look a more technically proficient side than Brazil. Brazil have more pace and flair, though.
  • IMO 6 Feb 2013 20:15:53 5,665 posts
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    Brazil won't win the World Cup playing like this.
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