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  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 13:58:08
    Jesus; SSN is reporting that the son of Silvio Berluscone referred to Mario Ballotelli as "the clubs new N*****", and a "madhead"
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 13:58:38
    beat me to it.
  • Trowel 6 Feb 2013 13:59:21 20,427 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Anyway, Shelvey seems to me to be one of those players that isn't as shit as he looks, but isn't as good as fans of that team will claim he is.
    I believe the correct term is "a Carrick".
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 14:09:10 67,912 posts
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    Apparently he also said : "The girls here are all invited as well. They have the chance to meet Silvio Berlusconi."

    A meteor really does need to land on italy.
  • President_Weasel 6 Feb 2013 14:19:39 11,816 posts
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    teamHAM wrote:
    So, Joe Kinnear (Joke in 'ere) was on the radio this morning throwing soundbites around left, right and centre. He seemed to think he was the saviour of Newcastle and he would still be manager if he didn't get ill.

    I for one am so disappointed we didn't keep him. Triffic. Triffic manager. Top class.
    Wasn't he doing all right before he got ill, despite the scorn thrown at him by the media from day 1? His successors did worse.
  • ResidentKnievel 6 Feb 2013 15:34:51 6,912 posts
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    President_Weasel wrote:
    It's really just because Gutierez sounds better in your charming Northumbrian accent, isn't it Resi?
    Gooty air ez
  • FWB 6 Feb 2013 16:13:26 52,260 posts
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    If I were to go bald I think I'd rather have Alopecia than regular baldness. Don't have to fuck about shaving your sides all the time.
  • nickthegun 6 Feb 2013 16:15:30 67,912 posts
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    Yeah but theres bald and then theres *bald*.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 16:20:09
    I'd be cool with the full on proper bald look (I've actually considered wet shaving as a regular thing) but I'd look weird without eyelashes and eyebrows.

    And my arse hair is lustrous and flowing.
  • billythekid 6 Feb 2013 16:39:38 11,972 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    oh, real classy guys. He has a fucking medical condition you fucking dicks.

    #pray4jonjo
    Doesn't stop him taking the piss out of blind people. Probably kicks their guide dogs too.

  • thedaveeyres 6 Feb 2013 16:57:08 13,108 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I'd be cool with the full on proper bald look (I've actually considered wet shaving as a regular thing) but I'd look weird without eyelashes and eyebrows.

    And my arse hair is lustrous and flowing.
    Leave Doctor Evil alone!
  • FWB 6 Feb 2013 18:02:24 52,260 posts
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    Look at the cloth he's cut from and therein lies your answer.
  • faux-C 6 Feb 2013 18:22:46 11,183 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Anyway, Shelvey seems to me to be one of those players that isn't as shit as he looks, but isn't as good as fans of that team will claim he is.
    I dunno. He's mostly flattered to deceive with us. Probably could do with a loan at a club where he'll play every week but not have a microscope on every little mistake. He scored 6 in 10 games at Blackpool last season. I think he'll definitely be a Premier League player, but not sure he'll do it at Liverpool. Hope he does.
  • ecu 6 Feb 2013 19:54:24 79,071 posts
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    I was wondering how many Joe Hart saves it would take for Andy Townsend to masturbate himself to climax. Turns out the answer is one.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 19:56:13
    Brazil are pretty mobile.
  • Trowel 6 Feb 2013 19:57:54 20,427 posts
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    Heh, to celebrate Cole's 100th cap the FA have put Baines on the front of the match programme :)
  • ecu 6 Feb 2013 20:00:32 79,071 posts
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    Wilshere is so fucking good. Can see Man City buying him within a few years.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 20:07:25
    ecureuil wrote:
    I was wondering how many Joe Hart saves it would take for Andy Townsend to masturbate himself to climax. Turns out the answer is one.
    It was a double save, and a pretty amazing one.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 20:09:05
    Wilshere is too "injury prone" to pass a "medical".
  • IMO 6 Feb 2013 20:09:50 6,459 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Heh, to celebrate Cole's 100th cap the FA have put Baines on the front of the match programme :)
    I also liked the way they gave Gerrard a golden cap before the start too.
  • ecu 6 Feb 2013 20:10:17 79,071 posts
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    It was a decent save and nothing more.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2013 20:11:00
    That's an often overlooked factor in what defines great players. Never being injured. Ronaldo and Messi play every game.
  • senso-ji 6 Feb 2013 20:12:25 7,437 posts
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    Hmmm, I know it's only a friendly but Spain look a more technically proficient side than Brazil. Brazil have more pace and flair, though.
  • IMO 6 Feb 2013 20:15:53 6,459 posts
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    Brazil won't win the World Cup playing like this.
  • senso-ji 6 Feb 2013 20:19:09 7,437 posts
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    According to the FIFA (hahah) rankings, they're 18th. Not quite that bad, but they won't trouble Spain or Argentina.
  • kentmonkey 6 Feb 2013 20:25:13 21,772 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    It was a decent save and nothing more.
    The second save was more than decent. That's not easy to do with a big frame and Ronaldinho had all of the momentum running in. It was also incredbly strong to keep that out and he was in position for the third strike as well.

    Penalty save was lucky-to-decent, depending on your viewpoint as to whether there's any skill in saving penalties (which there is but that discussion is likely to end up in boredom quickly), but that second save was worth shouting about due to everything that went into it to make it happen.
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