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  • thedaveeyres 31 Jan 2014 16:17:19 9,788 posts
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    I got attacked by the biggest waspy bee-type thing I've ever seen in my life just outside the Bernabeu, so they'd better be careful making their new stadium look like a giant beehive.


    Actually I have seen a bigger wasp-type thing, in Greece, but one of the locals informed me it was a hornet.... as I screamed like a little girl and ran away. It was the size of my fist.)

    /WASP FACTS

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  • kentmonkey 31 Jan 2014 16:17:30 20,105 posts
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    Mitroglou's transfer is an odd one. He always looked a better player to me than one that should have had to go to Fulham. Time will tell but they may have had the buy of the window there.

    (well, that's always going to be Mata in fairness).
  • RedSparrows 31 Jan 2014 16:31:59 20,765 posts
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    thedaveeyres wrote:
    I got attacked by the biggest waspy bee-type thing I've ever seen in my life just outside the Bernabeu, so they'd better be careful making their new stadium look like a giant beehive.


    Actually I have seen a bigger wasp-type thing, in Greece, but one of the locals informed me it was a hornet.... as I screamed like a little girl and ran away. It was the size of my fist.)

    /WASP FACTS
    I once heard a buzzing. I went upstairs. Oh, look, a poor bumble bee caught between blind and window! (somehow)

    Opened the blind.

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  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 16:38:49 16,892 posts
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    We encountered some Tarantula Hawk wasps in the jungles in Mexico. As the name suggests, they hunt tarantulas - feel free to Google image those fuckers...
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 16:54:09 16,892 posts
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    Sky now saying Liverpool looking at Chadli as the Konoplyanka deal stalls.
  • robc84 31 Jan 2014 16:57:58 4,421 posts
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    Chadli has been pretty rubbish whenever I have seen him. Even so, not sure why we would consider loaning any of our players to our main rivals for 4th spot?
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 17:19:19 16,892 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Sky now saying Liverpool looking at Chadli as the Konoplyanka deal stalls.
    Sky now saying Liverpool have told them there's nothing in their story about Chadli...
  • TheDarkKnight 31 Jan 2014 17:29:53 600 posts
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    @robc84 agent Chadli, you're mission, should you choose to accept it...

    ;)

    Edited by TheDarkKnight at 17:30:13 31-01-2014

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  • kalel 31 Jan 2014 18:23:18 84,075 posts
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    Rose's red has been rescinded. Interesting one, the FA essentially admitting by implication it wasn't a penalty either.
  • FWB 31 Jan 2014 18:44:43 42,080 posts
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    Everyone is going loan mad.
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 19:14:02 16,892 posts
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    David Ornstein ‏@bbcsport_david
    #Afc board were happy to meet #Schalke fee for Draxler & keen this month to avoid summer battle, but AW valuation lower & unwilling to budge


    Heh :)
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 19:18:17 16,892 posts
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    More footage emerges from Keyes and Gray's reign of innocent banter
  • liamthemaster 31 Jan 2014 19:24:14 1,414 posts
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    Come on connorplacenta I need someone to get excited about who will no doubt end up being terrible and loaned out to Sunderland.
  • faux_carnation 31 Jan 2014 19:31:32 8,516 posts
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    Liverpool ITKs saying Kono is done. Fingers crossed!
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 19:39:29 16,892 posts
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    Kallstrom confirmed.
  • mikew1985 31 Jan 2014 19:47:48 12,134 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    More footage emerges from Keyes and Gray's reign of innocent banter
    Bloody hell. So embarrassing. I can't believe they were allowed to get away with that crap for so long.

    Pathetic old cretins.
  • Boriska 31 Jan 2014 19:55:24 103 posts
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    I'd laugh about Kallstrom if I didn't support Arsenal.
  • FWB 31 Jan 2014 19:59:50 42,080 posts
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    mikew1985 wrote:
    Trowel wrote:
    More footage emerges from Keyes and Gray's reign of innocent banter
    Bloody hell. So embarrassing. I can't believe they were allowed to get away with that crap for so long.

    Pathetic old cretins.
    Boys' network. Nothing permanent will happen to them, if anything.

    Does anyone actually want to hear what Gray says?
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 20:01:34 16,892 posts
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    Macheda (I remember him...) has joined Brum on loan.
  • THFourteen 31 Jan 2014 20:08:33 31,853 posts
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    Boriska wrote:
    I'd laugh about Kallstrom if I didn't support Arsenal.
    On the plus side he doesn't look quite as fat as Tomas Brolin did.
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 20:11:43 16,892 posts
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    Tancredi now saying he got rolled by a fake account. Would have been strange at this point in the window.

    Edited by Trowel at 20:17:49 31-01-2014
  • thedaveeyres 31 Jan 2014 20:16:34 9,788 posts
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    Palace are going to get Mardy Tom.

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  • mikew1985 31 Jan 2014 20:18:46 12,134 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    Tancredi now saying he got rolled by a fake account. Would have been strange at this point in the window.
    He's usually full of shit though to be fair.
  • Deleted user 31 January 2014 20:32:33
    This is a bit crap...
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 20:34:33 16,892 posts
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    mikew1985 wrote:
    Trowel wrote:
    Tancredi now saying he got rolled by a fake account. Would have been strange at this point in the window.
    He's usually full of shit though to be fair.
    His problem is he doesn't attribute sources directly or alter claims so they're slightly vague, so when he leaps on gossip it's as though it's it's his news and he's wrong.

    indykaila fakes it much better - sits in his pants all day watching SSN and pretends the phone is off the hook with calls to agents.
  • vijay_UK 31 Jan 2014 20:56:56 1,700 posts
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    Liverpool: 14m.

    Dnipro: 20m pls.

    Liverpool: 14.25m.

    Dnipro: No, 20m.

    Liverpool: 14.75m?

    Dnipro: Someone called Daniel is on the phone.

    Liverpool: FUCK!!! Here's 35m.
  • Feanor 31 Jan 2014 20:59:49 13,924 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    More footage emerges from Keyes and Gray's reign of innocent banter
    Loved this comment:

    i am a robot sent from the future to tell you all that this scandal may appear insignificant but it in fact leads to a chain of events that will ultimately destroy human civilisation forever 
  • Trowel 31 Jan 2014 21:03:04 16,892 posts
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    Boborov to Monaco and Paul Ince to Palace are done.
  • FWB 31 Jan 2014 21:05:50 42,080 posts
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    Leaked text
  • oceanmotion 31 Jan 2014 21:07:37 15,275 posts
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    Andy Gray was commentating on the ITV FA Cup highlights recently. Thought he was banished and ended up at that shit radio station with Keyes and the other twats.

    Surprised they lasted that long at Sky with that going on. Someone must have finally realized they could just leak some footage and be rid of them. Wonder who it was. Probably still an old boys club but unlikely someone will step out of line so easily to get caught.
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