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  • SolidSCB 31 Jul 2013 10:17:17 6,410 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    Soccer Saturday is utter horseshit, it offers about as much insight as your mate down the pub. The only one who actually says anything interesting is Jeff Stelling.
    Fucking this. Jesus. I don't know how anyone can stomach a bunch of ADHD pricks shouting over each other for 2 hours and come out of it without diabetes. It's shite.
  • kalel 31 Jul 2013 10:17:28 86,420 posts
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    The Suarez thing is apparently just a bit of twitter japery that's got some traction.

    It would be a nonsensical transfer for all involved that one. Just isn't true on any level.

    Edited by kalel at 10:17:36 31-07-2013
  • Deckard1 31 Jul 2013 10:21:36 27,258 posts
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    I've heard its definitely definitely true.
  • LeoliansBro 31 Jul 2013 10:22:00 43,252 posts
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    So Nile Ranger has got a tattoo that says 'Ranger'. On his eyebrow.

    Same font as Prof Green's 'Lucky'. Stay classy Nile.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • SolidSCB 31 Jul 2013 10:26:20 6,410 posts
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    He should definitely get one on the other eyebrow that says 'Power'.
  • teamHAM 31 Jul 2013 10:27:54 2,771 posts
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    He's already self styled himself the "Power Ranger". The guy is an utter cock.

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  • nickthegun 31 Jul 2013 10:30:42 58,889 posts
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    Go, Go, Nile Ranger, you naughty, rapin' Nile Ranger.

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  • Steve_Perry 31 Jul 2013 10:34:24 3,627 posts
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    He's lucky he doesn't have to go to court on a rape charge soon..

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  • Deleted user 31 July 2013 10:42:10
    SKY SPORTS NEWS ALERT: GARETH BALE ARRIVES AT TOTTENHAM TRAINING GROUND.

    Seriously?

    I like soccer saturday, they talk bollocks and are so wide of the mark its unbelievable (geoff), but when it comes down to the actual match stuff, its great fun.
  • Deleted user 31 July 2013 10:43:47
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    So Nile Ranger has got a tattoo that says 'Ranger'. On his eyebrow.

    Same font as Prof Green's 'Lucky'. Stay classy Nile.
    Its for when he looks in the mirror to remember his name is actually Regnar.
  • Widge Moderator 31 Jul 2013 10:50:37 13,268 posts
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    robc84 wrote:
    spindle9988 wrote:
    Merson is part of the fun though. The point about SSS being as insightful as talking football with your mates down the pub. Thats what I like about the show
    I'd agree with this. It's easy watching and a bit of fun.
    Yep. My default background noise channel.

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  • President_Weasel 31 Jul 2013 11:01:03 8,984 posts
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    Fulham tried to buy Darren Bent and are contemplating making an increased offer after 4m was turned down? Why? I wouldn't have thought he would fit into their team.
  • graysonavich 31 Jul 2013 11:02:52 7,309 posts
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    I`m sure Everton fans will be thrilled with the noises that Barton is making about a possible move to Merseyside
  • nickthegun 31 Jul 2013 11:09:29 58,889 posts
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    Same problem as suarez. Decent player, complete cunt.

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  • nickthegun 31 Jul 2013 11:10:49 58,889 posts
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    Speaking of that part of the world, I only just found out that james beattie is the manager of accrington stanley.

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  • Shikasama 31 Jul 2013 11:10:56 6,634 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Same problem as suarez. Decent player, complete cunt.
    If Barton was half the player he thought he was, he'd be twice as good as he is.
  • Deckard1 31 Jul 2013 11:12:41 27,258 posts
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    Alright calm down Bilbo
  • kalel 31 Jul 2013 11:16:42 86,420 posts
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    Barton is basically Scott Parker with mental health issues.
  • LeoliansBro 31 Jul 2013 11:18:29 43,252 posts
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    Isn't Scott Parker Scott Parker with mental health issues?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • kalel 31 Jul 2013 11:21:20 86,420 posts
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    He's about as down to earth as footballers get.
  • Deckard1 31 Jul 2013 11:22:05 27,258 posts
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    He's a time traveler from 1926
  • graysonavich 31 Jul 2013 11:24:48 7,309 posts
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    You can set your watch by his haircut and prides himself on never having his shirt untucked.
  • kalel 31 Jul 2013 11:27:22 86,420 posts
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    I like his style. Better than the chavtastic nonsense most of these cunts go for. Parker and Baines both rock it old school.
  • nickthegun 31 Jul 2013 11:29:59 58,889 posts
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    Yeah, the game needs more parkers and less vermin like nile ranger.

    Which, I suppose, is difficult when you give 17 year olds an infinite money cheat. I dread to think how much of a wanker I would have turned out to be had I been earning 10k+ a week at college age.

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  • neilqpr 31 Jul 2013 11:42:35 2,834 posts
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    Sorry but Barton is not a good footballer with a bad attitude, he's just a bad football player. In his year with us he had maybe three or four good games. His inability to pass a ball to a player five yards away is quite special. His inability to get the ball over the first man from corners is spectacular. He runs around a lot and snarls, but, y'know, that's it.

    I really hope someone takes him off our hands, but I pity whichever poor club is stupid enough to sign him.
  • graysonavich 31 Jul 2013 11:44:01 7,309 posts
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    He should go to Santos and nick can watch him every week.
  • kalel 31 Jul 2013 11:44:03 86,420 posts
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    I'll take your word for it as you've probably seen a lot more of him than I have, but from what I saw of him particularly at Newcastle, he certainly at one point seemed to show some real talent.
  • SolidSCB 31 Jul 2013 11:47:43 6,410 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Yeah, the game needs more parkers and less vermin like nile ranger.

    Which, I suppose, is difficult when you give 17 year olds an infinite money cheat. I dread to think how much of a wanker I would have turned out to be had I been earning 10k+ a week at college age.
    Yeah, I'd have self destructed being on that money at that age.

    Makes you wonder if there should be some sort of wage cap up to a higher age. Would never work in reality though.
  • nickthegun 31 Jul 2013 11:52:51 58,889 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    He should go to Santos and nick can watch him every week.
    I also watch the argie league.

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  • nickthegun 31 Jul 2013 11:52:51 58,889 posts
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    blarp

    Edited by nickthegun at 11:53:06 31-07-2013

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