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  • mcmonkeyplc 16 Nov 2010 12:56:52 39,570 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
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    DO WE GET A PUBLIC HOLIDAY?!

    /Froths at mouth.

    Well?

    Also I would plough her. Well done Will.

    Useless bastards.

    There was a National Holiday when Charles got married to Diana.

    I demand William gets the same treatment. It's only fair.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Dolly 16 Nov 2010 13:00:10 3,271 posts
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    I fucking love Eurogamer forums sometimes! Within about 20 posts, it's gone from Prince William announcing his engagement and upcoming marriage, to what it must have been like to stick your cock up his dead great-Nan's arse :)
  • Dolly 16 Nov 2010 13:09:12 3,271 posts
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    How come we didn't get a day off when he married Camilla? Would have made her a lot more popular...
  • InfiniteFury 16 Nov 2010 13:13:37 864 posts
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    Wow they're really milking this angle of Kate as a Prince-stalker aren't they?
  • mcmonkeyplc 16 Nov 2010 13:13:56 39,570 posts
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    That wasn't a royal wedding. That was a vegas style wedding.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Dolly 16 Nov 2010 13:16:11 3,271 posts
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    I think to reflect the economic climate, this should be a 'Katona' style wedding. All in at the travelodge for 999, with iceland eclairs and 2 crates for 16 from Asda.
  • Restart 16 Nov 2010 13:19:06 4,911 posts
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    Must be a bloody slow news day. The BBC has spent the ENTIRETY of their 1 o'clock news dedicated to this rubbish.
  • thelzdking 16 Nov 2010 13:22:57 4,413 posts
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    I wonder who the horse-faced munter that William is really in love with is.
  • gallow 16 Nov 2010 13:34:13 494 posts
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    The Tory's must be rubbing their hands together with this as it will make a nice smokescreen when they roll out some more unfavourable cuts and policies.
  • dutchspeededup 16 Nov 2010 13:37:15 4,954 posts
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    William gets uglier with each passing second. I reckon he has to get married ASAP, because even Kate's desire to shite on gold toilets for the rest of her life might be overwhelmed by her inevitable and human revulsion at his ghastly face.

    The poor cunt looks like something scientists might find frozen in a block of ice next to a fucking mammoth.
  • InfiniteFury 16 Nov 2010 13:40:59 864 posts
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    Dolly wrote:
    I think to reflect the economic climate, this should be a 'Katona' style wedding. All in at the travelodge for 999, with iceland eclairs and 2 crates for 16 from Asda.

    We're all in this together.

    Oh wait, of course we're not, just us plebs
  • LionheartDJH 16 Nov 2010 13:41:14 19,549 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I would've thought our country would've grown up a bit and got over this sort of thing by now. I think they should modify the Queen Robocop style so we can keep a monarch but reduce the costs massively. We can just burn the rest of the royals.


    So you and your brethren can finally take over?

    She dives for cheese pasties

  • dutchspeededup 16 Nov 2010 13:41:42 4,954 posts
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    Smuggo wrote:
    gallow wrote:
    The Tory's must be rubbing their hands together with this as it will make a nice smokescreen when they roll out some more unfavourable cuts and policies.

    That's a rather tenuous link to go off topic so you blabber on about some partisan politics shit isn't it?

    I agree. Let's get back to talking about how plug-ugly that freeloader William is.

    Motherfucker looks like the love child of an anaemic frying pan and a stale yorkie bar.

    His bird's a hottie though. Must be his intellect and personality.
  • mcmonkeyplc 16 Nov 2010 13:46:06 39,570 posts
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    He's not ugly. I would if I was that way inclined.

    Instead I will do his fiance and do her proud.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • FutureDave 16 Nov 2010 13:47:43 534 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Cameron's giving his reaction on BBC now. Says it's "incredibly exciting" and that a "great cheer" went up in the cabinet meeting when the news was heard.

    Was Cameron doing a Hugh Laurie impersonation from Blackadder Goes Forth?
  • dutchspeededup 16 Nov 2010 13:48:39 4,954 posts
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    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    He's not ugly. I would if I was that way inclined.

    Instead I will do his fiance and do her proud.


    *salutes*

    God bless 'em and keep 'em.

    He is a bit of ugger though
  • heyyo 16 Nov 2010 13:49:52 14,369 posts
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    dutchspeededup wrote:
    His bird's a hottie though. Must be his 9 inch cock

    fixed
  • mcmonkeyplc 16 Nov 2010 14:04:41 39,570 posts
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    dutchspeededup wrote:
    mcmonkeyplc wrote:
    He's not ugly. I would if I was that way inclined.

    Instead I will do his fiance and do her proud.


    *salutes*

    God bless 'em and keep 'em.

    He is a bit of ugger though

    Oh

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • senso-ji 16 Nov 2010 14:27:17 6,047 posts
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    Well, suppose I should congratulate the pair of them but it's high profile tax-payer funded events like this that make me a staunch republican.
  • thelzdking 16 Nov 2010 14:33:37 4,413 posts
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    LionheartDJH wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    I would've thought our country would've grown up a bit and got over this sort of thing by now. I think they should modify the Queen Robocop style so we can keep a monarch but reduce the costs massively. We can just burn the rest of the royals.


    So you and your brethren can finally take over?
    You're smart; you'll know which side to pick ;)
  • mcmonkeyplc 16 Nov 2010 14:34:45 39,570 posts
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    What if they pay for it all themselves?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • jonsaan 16 Nov 2010 14:36:07 25,449 posts
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    This could spark a cavalier and roundheads style civil war.

    FCUTA!

  • X201 16 Nov 2010 14:40:58 15,759 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    This could spark a cavalier and roundheads style civil war.


    What's circumcision got to do with it?
  • Fab4 16 Nov 2010 14:50:59 6,216 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Cameron's giving his reaction on BBC now. Says it's "incredibly exciting" and that a "great cheer" went up in the cabinet meeting when the news was heard.

    "A great day for our country." Only if we get a day off, mate.

    I would've thought our country would've grown up a bit and got over this sort of thing by now. I think they should modify the Queen Robocop style so we can keep a monarch but reduce the costs massively. We can just burn the rest of the royals.



    Saw this posted on The Guardian comment section (were they are apoplectic, btw ;) :

    "The Crown Estate is governed by Act of Parliament and remits its revenue directly to the Treasury. 210.7 million in the year up to March 31 2010.

    The Crown Estate hasn't been under the control of the monarch since 1760 when George III relinquished it to the government in exchange for the Civil List.

    The Civil List is not 40m but has been fixed at 7,900,000 annually since 1990. The remaining costs of the Royal Family are met by Parliamentary Annuity from the Privy Purse; effectively the cash comes from the Duchy of Lancaster which is the heritable property of the monarch and which provided a surplus of 13.2 million in the year to march 2010."

    Probably maintaining a robocop would be more expensive.
  • thelzdking 16 Nov 2010 15:02:34 4,413 posts
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    It would be worth it though, especially as Roboqueen would:

    1. Serve the public trust.
    2. Protect the innocent.
    3. Uphold the law.
  • Dolly 16 Nov 2010 15:15:39 3,271 posts
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    Camilla could then become Mr Ed-209
  • Lotos8ter 16 Nov 2010 15:31:13 2,366 posts
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    Smuggo wrote:
    I wonder if she does Arse to Mouth...

    Is there not a Jeremy Kylesque council house kid in her past that can answer this?

    Fiat Lux

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