Who funds Dr. "Eggman"/Robotnik?

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  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 11:35:54
    Sure, the knobhead has an IQ of 300. But, who (and why) would anyone be funding him? Surely not government funded.

    Who funds you, you evil basterd!?
  • heyyo 27 Mar 2010 11:39:36 14,374 posts
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    Funded by Sonic's fear.
  • phAge 27 Mar 2010 11:43:12 24,280 posts
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    Prozzies innit?
  • El-Spirito 27 Mar 2010 11:43:50 71 posts
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    Sega! They've been killing themselves slowly, so they funded eggman to kill off they're prized character, but didn't anticipate sonic going senile. Now, so they've increased his budget (we'll see it in sonic 4).
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 11:44:52
    phAge wrote:
    Prozzies innit?

    :D

    Heyyo!
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 11:45:01
    The North American Food Policy Council.

    It's their attempt at raising the profile of eggs. And eating bunnies.
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 11:45:27
    spartancog117 wrote:
    phAge wrote:
    Prozzies innit?

    :D

    Heyyo!

    No. phAge.
  • Cappy 27 Mar 2010 11:46:04 11,704 posts
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    Gay Jew lizards.
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 11:46:39
    This is why, I hate heyyo!'s EG name -_-
  • El-Spirito 27 Mar 2010 11:49:12 71 posts
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    Nintendo: Throws Eggman briefcase of cash ($1million), eggman locks himself in his room (read the news people).

    Princess Peach is Marios whore, but she's changed hands to her new pimp eggman.

    See I have it all worked out.
  • Ged42 27 Mar 2010 11:51:10 7,641 posts
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    Well disabled furry woodland animals pay Dr. Robotnik to have robotic exoskeletons fitted so that they can walk again.

    The problem is, that bastard of a hedgehog keeps smashing them up.
  • El-Spirito 27 Mar 2010 11:53:41 71 posts
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    bastard hedgehogs! Eggman is such a bitch though, a fucking genius scientist getting beat by a fucking animal, a small mammal. What a pansy.
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 11:56:04
    El-Spirito wrote:
    bastard hedgehogs! Eggman is such a bitch though, a fucking genius scientist getting beat by a fucking animal, a small mammal. What a pansy.

    Probably why a live action sonic movie would be shit (and awesome) at the same time. Story: Eggman is conducting experiments on animals, uses animal testing against hedgehogs. Kills sonic's wife/family, sonic wants revenge. Turns into Kill Bill, hedgehog style.
  • heyyo 27 Mar 2010 11:57:55 14,374 posts
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    spartancog117 wrote:
    This is why, I hate heyyo!'s EG name -_-

    ;)
  • warlockuk 27 Mar 2010 12:14:17 19,101 posts
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    He holds patents for "love eggs" so he's rich as fuck. :)

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • the_dudefather 27 Mar 2010 12:19:48 8,976 posts
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    THE GOVERNMENT FUNDS ROBOTNIK'S PLANS SO SONIC HAS AN EXCUSE TO INVADE OIL OCEAN ZONE

    WAKE UP!!

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • WrongShui 27 Mar 2010 12:21:30 6,574 posts
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    He maintains an armada of space ships and an army of robots, so I guess he pirates DVDs and PC games.
  • Ged42 27 Mar 2010 12:26:47 7,641 posts
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    I suppose Robotnik wouldn't have many costs to worry about:

    He produces all the metals and electronics himself. These are made from mined minerals and oil from platforms using the badniks as a slave workforce.

    Any excess he can sell on to buy any bits he can't produce.


    erm... I'm starting to think about this too much, I'd better take a break.
  • Retroid Moderator 27 Mar 2010 12:28:16 44,501 posts
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    Bertie Bassett's evil brother.
  • KeirGT 27 Mar 2010 13:02:40 110 posts
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    He fund his ventures by stealing money, how else?
  • JoeBlade 27 Mar 2010 13:07:02 2,413 posts
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    Simple, he sells hardware.
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 13:11:10
    He was initialy funded by Mobian King (aka Maximillian Acorn), then, after the coup he just took the money and ran. Took the money and ran...
  • Deleted user 27 March 2010 18:53:52
    miiiguel wrote:
    He was initialy funded by Mobian King (aka Maximillian Acorn), then, after the coup he just took the money and ran. Took the money and ran...

    Legen .... dary!
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