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  • unwashed 25 Aug 2004 11:51:52 1,857 posts
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    RubyRed wrote:
    unwashed wrote:
    Mike_Hunt wrote:
    RubyRed wrote:
    Hm. Gaming doesn't make you pregnant, but then gaming doesn't give orgasms either. Hmmmmm...
    You're playing the wrong games!

    Rez + Trance Vibrator!

    [MH]

    Bastard, I was going to casually drop that in and gain kudos... Bah! :D
    You can always go one better and buy me one :D

    EDIT: Actually no, that makes me a complete mercenary. I'm sorry.

    Edited by RubyRed at 10:43:39 25-08-2004

    But wouldn't spanky have something to say about that?

    Or is that the point?
  • silver-jon 25 Aug 2004 11:53:13 1,518 posts
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    Sex.
    But then I AM married. So once that's done, then there's a whole week of uninterrupted gameplay :-)
  • Spanky 25 Aug 2004 11:53:43 14,502 posts
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    /sharpens spoon

    Plubs

  • pjmaybe 25 Aug 2004 11:54:24 70,676 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    I thought it was just flashing there tits at you!

    /waves fist!

    Close...

    Actually it's when they come up behind you and obscure your vision with their zeps..

    Well it usually stops me gaming in my tracks!

    Peej
  • Tiger_Walts 25 Aug 2004 12:08:46 16,593 posts
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    Mike_Hunt wrote:
    RubyRed wrote:
    Hm. Gaming doesn't make you pregnant, but then gaming doesn't give orgasms either. Hmmmmm...
    You're playing the wrong games!

    Rez + Trance Vibrator!

    [MH]
    Obligatory link.

    IT Monkey and StickyPiston Minecraft Hosting Support

  • Aga 25 Aug 2004 12:10:34 2,148 posts
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    tumbleweed wrote:
    I've always preferred to have a shag first, get the missus satisfied, and quiet :). So I can have a nice, long go at Call of Duty.
    arn't both calls of duty?
  • Aga 25 Aug 2004 12:13:03 2,148 posts
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    squaylor wrote:
    gaming - I can save my progress on a memory card...
    you can also savour your sex moments using memory cards, just stick them in your camera
  • Deleted user 25 August 2004 12:14:32
    Tiger_Walts wrote:Obligatory link.

    Ha, excellent link! I bet Halo fans won't be too happy with this:

    I did discover that Halo was a pretty good game for this (although for not much else), because as the gunner in the Warthog, you have unlimited ammo and you can just park yourself somewhere and rat-tat-tat to your heart's content.

    Edited by valli at 11:14:50 25-08-2004
  • RubyRed 25 Aug 2004 12:16:32 4,303 posts
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    Tiger_Walts wrote:
    Mike_Hunt wrote:
    RubyRed wrote:
    Hm. Gaming doesn't make you pregnant, but then gaming doesn't give orgasms either. Hmmmmm...
    You're playing the wrong games!

    Rez + Trance Vibrator!

    [MH]
    Obligatory link.
    Heh heh! I'm sure the makers of Rez couldn't have been that innocent. I wasn't too sure about those pics though. That was more than enough info for me.
  • tumbleweed 25 Aug 2004 12:16:50 512 posts
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    pfft.. my missus usually walk's up to me naked and sits on my lap sugguestively, by which point I think, "Oh well, I did enjoy doing that dungeon in Wind Waker for past hour or so, I don't mind doing it again."
  • Dirtbox 25 Aug 2004 12:20:21 78,165 posts
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    I can't believe this thread even exists.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • tumbleweed 25 Aug 2004 12:20:24 512 posts
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    Aga wrote:
    tumbleweed wrote:
    I've always preferred to have a shag first, get the missus satisfied, and quiet :). So I can have a nice, long go at Call of Duty.
    arn't both calls of duty?

    Damn right!!!

    OHHHHH!!! LUVELY PICS IN THAT REZ LINK!!! MMMMMMM.....

    /goes to bathroom with print out
  • Spanky 25 Aug 2004 12:23:54 14,502 posts
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    Now i have my excuse for the ps2. Pity it makes me obsolete. Better purchase a new hand razor.

    Is the trance vibrator any better than the DC vibrator, it packs quite a throb in itself.

    Plubs

  • RubyRed 25 Aug 2004 12:25:38 4,303 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    Now i have my excuse for the ps2. Pity it makes me obsolete.
    Pah, no chance! ;)
  • pjmaybe 25 Aug 2004 12:26:16 70,676 posts
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    (puts fingers in ears)

    la la la, we're not listening, la la la!!!

    Peej
  • pistol 25 Aug 2004 12:33:09 13,019 posts
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    droid wrote:
    ok choose, sex or playing a game?

    Are you joking?

    I like games but not that much:)))
  • tumbleweed 25 Aug 2004 12:34:04 512 posts
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    O_O

    /watches intently
  • pistol 25 Aug 2004 12:34:41 13,019 posts
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    Mike_Hunt wrote:
    pjmaybe wrote:
    How about turning sex into a game?

    RODEO
    ------

    Take your partner from behind, whisper another woman's name and see how long you can stay in for.

    /coat, brown paper bag containing meths and or paint stripper
    Peej, that jokes older than, well, you! ;)

    [MH]

    I hadn't heard it before & thought it was fuckin hilarious!!!
  • pjmaybe 25 Aug 2004 12:35:37 70,676 posts
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    (looks up to sky)

    Cheers Bob!

    Peej
  • droid 26 Aug 2004 11:20:02 54 posts
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    what i find is that they can want sex at the most inopportune times like your in the middle of an important game, your fighting a big boss in the last level and the last thing you need is to screw it up, then she waltzes over saying wotcha doing which can throw you off course, then they jump on you and get all over you, so you cant see the screen and the next thing you know is your dead and you have to go back to the start nooooo! maybe they just want it since they are bored and like annoying their other halfs because when i say what you do that for? she says i didnt know then she gets upset so you HAVE to say you didnt mind and let her finish what she started. i mean, dont get me wrong, sex is brill and everything, but when things like this happen and it interferes with your gaming-time, it can be annoying!
  • Menace 26 Aug 2004 11:28:30 5,750 posts
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    Sex - get it while and when you can.. - does the question only concern having sex with others? erhm.. nevermind really..

    Sex - anytime, anywhere thank you very much... Life's too short you know..

    www.bigbitegames.com/soccer

  • Flick 26 Aug 2004 11:28:53 127 posts
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    yeah guess that is possible, sometimes you wish you were single but then again its not easy being solo!
  • foogle 26 Aug 2004 11:39:40 104 posts
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    at least you have it droid, you wouldn't like to be pleasuring yourself again i doubt if she wasnt around? everyone needs it! its normal!
  • Pokey 26 Aug 2004 12:01:45 10 posts
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    Sex! Hands down! When its all over i can play a game in bed!
  • pistol 26 Aug 2004 12:03:12 13,019 posts
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    In think these threads are getting a bit stupid. I mean, what fookin idiot is going to turn down sex to play a fookin videogame. If they do they really do need to get out more.
  • marilena 26 Aug 2004 12:20:14 8,203 posts
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    But doesn't it depend on the context though? If you've had sex all week you might want to play a game for a change. And vice versa. Especially vice versa.
  • pistol 8 Dec 2004 09:12:03 13,019 posts
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    Ace Grace wrote:
    pistol wrote:
    In think these threads are getting a bit stupid. I mean, what fookin idiot is going to turn down sex to play a fookin videogame. If they do they really do need to get out more.

    I didn't say I would turn it down, just that I prefer games.

    You definitely need to get out more, or find a new girl:)
  • Tyronne 8 Dec 2004 09:18:26 1,043 posts
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    without a shadow of a doubt it has to be...sex.
  • Singularity 8 Dec 2004 13:02:28 2,444 posts
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  • Daryoon 8 Dec 2004 13:54:21 4,629 posts
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    I have actually been in a relationship where this question is valid!

    We prefered to play Timesplitters 2.

    And Kingdom Hearts.
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