When the zombie apocalypse comes what will you do?? Page 2

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  • Demikaze 24 Aug 2009 13:06:02 6,701 posts
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    I've heard the best way to stop a zombie attacking you is to bite them first. Freaks the hell out of them.
  • localnotail 24 Aug 2009 13:09:41 23,084 posts
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    ok. you go first, I'll watch your back
  • sport 24 Aug 2009 13:11:32 13,481 posts
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    You guys are all stupid - WE NEED TO GET VERTICAL!

    Connect all hot air balloons and create SKY CITY where we live in the clouds and laugh at the idiots holding out in prisons and boats below.

    HAHAHA - Can you you hear me down there!!! /Sends off pet hawk to gather supplies.
  • localnotail 24 Aug 2009 13:16:55 23,084 posts
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    I've head that the people of Sky City tend towards the traitorous...
  • sport 24 Aug 2009 13:19:27 13,481 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    I've head that the people of Sky City tend towards the traitorous...

    QUIET EARTH DWELLER!!

    ATTACK HAWKY, ATTACK!!!
  • CaptainBinky 24 Aug 2009 13:20:03 2,243 posts
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    If we're talking 'proper' shuffly braindead zombies, then I would just lock the front door to my flat (top floor of a 3 floor building), but some cupboards and heavy boxes and things up against it filling the space between the front door and the corridor wall, and wait calmly for the whole thing to blow over.

    People only get bitten in those types of zombie films because they're idiots. Hmm, what's that noise? I shall go to investi-gaaaah!
  • Deleted user 24 August 2009 13:54:47
    I have a friend who is a tree surgeon, and so has ready access to a wide variety of chainsaws. I think I want to be near him when the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse comes. It might not ultimately save me, but it'd make the whole experience much more fun.
  • CaptainBinky 24 Aug 2009 13:57:39 2,243 posts
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    I'd have thought that chainsaws would be a very bad idea - blood splattering everywhere, lots of chance of infected blood getting into eyes or mouth...
  • Demikaze 24 Aug 2009 14:00:01 6,701 posts
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    Exactly. Mix it up - maybe have a rule that you can't kill a zombie with the same weapon twice, and that you have to employ a different means of death each time.

    Have some fun during the end of the world, for Chrissakes.
  • Deleted user 24 August 2009 14:12:23
    You might be right Binky, but then I'd become a chainsaw-wielding zombie. I think it'd be worth it.
  • localnotail 24 Aug 2009 14:35:21 23,084 posts
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    I think I'd like to try a scythe. I'm quite good with a scythe. It's got a nice sharp edge and a good reach on it.
  • Slint1000 24 Aug 2009 14:40:04 3,106 posts
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    Samurai sword. Chop chop all day long.

    Bye bye zombie heads no problem
  • sport 24 Aug 2009 14:43:24 13,481 posts
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    I think Demi would be best suited to use a Battle Axe, and grow a long, orange beard - like this perhaps.
  • Kujata 24 Aug 2009 16:59:58 2,302 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    :D I wish that I had a teacher at school who would discuss zombie apocalypses with me. The most interesting conversation that I can remember was with my Biology teacher about whether or not a man could piss when he was having sex. She said she would ask her husband for me (apparently not).

    I think that I would probably head for a prison rather than a school myself. Great security, food stores, probable access to weapons, plus the potential to recruit a team of ultimate badasses to protect me.

    Every day in this prison is like a day on a farm; every meal a banquet, every pay cheque a fortune!
  • BinaryBob101 24 Aug 2009 17:02:16 26,173 posts
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    Says the man who's done some real, heavy bird.
  • localnotail 24 Aug 2009 17:03:00 23,084 posts
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    Kujata wrote:

    Every day in this prison is like a day on a farm; every meal a banquet, every pay cheque a fortune!

    I LOVE the Corps(e)!
  • Kujata 24 Aug 2009 17:09:15 2,302 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Kujata wrote:

    Every day in this prison is like a day on a farm; every meal a banquet, every pay cheque a fortune!

    I LOVE the Corps(e)!

    Damn this prison has no firearms!

    What are we supposed to use, harsh language?
  • sport 24 Aug 2009 20:11:50 13,481 posts
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    Kujata wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    Kujata wrote:

    Every day in this prison is like a day on a farm; every meal a banquet, every pay cheque a fortune!

    I LOVE the Corps(e)!

    Damn this prison has no firearms!

    What are we supposed to use, harsh language?

    Cmon Kujata, EASE DOWN, EASE down, ease down...
  • TOOTR 24 Aug 2009 20:51:08 10,163 posts
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    I'm hanging out with Sport and hawky - he's got the right idea. Once Skycity One gets enough altitude we can nuke them from space - it's the only way.

    Though I am concerned he might start to dress up like this :
    http://www.geocities.com/buckrogers_nz/thom_christopher.html?20089?200924

    I think I'd rather be undead.
  • Demikaze 24 Aug 2009 20:52:39 6,701 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I think Demi would be best suited to use a Battle Axe, and grow a long, orange beard - like this perhaps.

    Hehe, I thought you'd go further and reference Golden Axe.

    For the record, I'm not a midget.
  • BinaryBob101 24 Aug 2009 23:11:28 26,173 posts
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    Gimli isn't a midget. He's a dwarf like you.
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