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  • Psychotext 20 Dec 2010 12:35:07 54,819 posts
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    Yeah, those names... fucking hell. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
  • Lukey__b 20 Dec 2010 12:39:40 3,716 posts
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    Middle class chav names.

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • Retroid Moderator 20 Dec 2010 12:39:47 45,278 posts
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    HarryPalmer wrote:
    Tybalt and Hero.

    Fuck off.
    This.
  • nickthegun 20 Dec 2010 12:40:18 61,093 posts
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    Shakespearean names. Nothing wrong with them, per se, but they are rather wanky.

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  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 12:41:54
    A girl called Hero is a bit weird. Should be Heroine, really.

    Then have a third child called Smack.
  • nickthegun 20 Dec 2010 12:48:43 61,093 posts
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    As I say, since one is called Tybalt, Hero will be named after the woman in Much Ado About Nothing, so take it up with big Willie.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
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  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 12:52:12
    Yeah, but of all the Shakey names to go for, that's high on the list of 'sounds fucking stupid' though.
  • Tom_Servo 20 Dec 2010 12:55:07 18,083 posts
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    The fact that they're names from Shakespeare plays doesn't mean they don't sound absolutely ridiculous in today's society.

    Tybalt is a cool-sounding name, but to actually name a child it? Er, no.
  • nickthegun 20 Dec 2010 12:56:49 61,093 posts
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    I went to junior school with a pair of twins called crispin and quentin, so it could be worse.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • FWB 20 Dec 2010 12:57:26 45,226 posts
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    Tybalt sounds like a mining ore from WoW.
  • Lukey__b 20 Dec 2010 12:58:57 3,716 posts
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    It's the refined version of Tyberium.

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 13:00:22
    nickthegun wrote:
    I went to junior school with a pair of twins called crispin and quentin, so it could be worse.

    True. Could have been named after videogame characters, like say, Kratos or Raiden.
  • sport 20 Dec 2010 13:02:35 12,798 posts
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    Best name ever?
  • nickthegun 20 Dec 2010 13:03:45 61,093 posts
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    meme wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    I went to junior school with a pair of twins called crispin and quentin, so it could be worse.

    True. Could have been named after videogame characters, like say, Kratos or Raiden.

    If anyone outside of Japan named their kid Raiden, they need to be put on the sex offenders register.

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • FWB 20 Dec 2010 13:04:19 45,226 posts
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    A man of his word. I like that.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 13:19:54
    http://www.stcurigschurch.com/sunday%20times.htm
  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 13:21:08
    Who was the woman for the Daily Mail who posted an article about how she now knew what it was like to live in poverty because she went a week without being able to shop at Waitrose, or something?
  • RyanDS 20 Dec 2010 13:22:24 9,738 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Who was the woman for the Daily Mail who posted an article about how she now knew what it was like to live in poverty because she went a week without being able to shop at Waitrose, or something?

    Yep, and she had all the little old ladies on state pensions sending her cash and everything as a result.
  • Lukey__b 20 Dec 2010 13:22:35 3,716 posts
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    Don't bring that daft cunt up.

    I though that was the skeletor, black haired witch from The Mail.

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  • nickthegun 20 Dec 2010 13:24:56 61,093 posts
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    Jan Moir, I think. Apparently, disgustingly, some people actually sent her money off the back of it.

    An article that said 'Im poor because i maxed out my credit cards on designer clothes and hotels'

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Carlo 20 Dec 2010 13:27:37 18,179 posts
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    Lukey__b wrote:
    It's the refined version of Tyberium.

    James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk

    ...So CLOSE!

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 13:30:57
    Was it this spacker?

    No-one would park her car for her. Shame.
  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 13:34:05
    Anyone who reads the Daily Mail should be shot. I'm not joking.
  • Lukey__b 20 Dec 2010 13:34:17 3,716 posts
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    Right.... now I'm even less sure if she is for real or not.

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • RyanDS 20 Dec 2010 13:38:55 9,738 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Was it this spacker?

    No-one would park her car for her. Shame.

    That has to be a joke. Seriously.

  • Deleted user 20 December 2010 13:40:08
    I like how she has to proclaim every workers nationality, just to get the Mail's readers frothing at the piss flaps.
  • mcmonkeyplc 20 Dec 2010 13:42:16 39,521 posts
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    What kind of fucked up cold is this.

    Runny arse instead of runny nose.

    Intriguing.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • nickthegun 20 Dec 2010 13:42:41 61,093 posts
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    Liz Jones, thats the fucker. The kind of sex and the city 'journalist' that seems to be nothing other than a glorified blogger.

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    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Lukey__b 20 Dec 2010 13:42:59 3,716 posts
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    Rage_Quit_Rob wrote:
    frothing at the piss flaps.

    I only ever read/hear that expression on EG. I love it.

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • LionheartDJH 20 Dec 2010 13:48:22 19,526 posts
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    ryandsimmons wrote:
    meme wrote:
    Was it this spacker?

    No-one would park her car for her. Shame.

    That has to be a joke. Seriously.


    Yeah, a middle class troll attempt of the highest order. Using the word poverty in that sense is disgraceful and a massive insult, surely she can't be serious. Don't understand what's wrong with Premier Inn either, stayed at one before and I thought it was fine.

    She dives for cheese pasties

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