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  • silentbob 13 Feb 2009 23:47:30 28,969 posts
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    Current faves:

    "He/she are about as much use as tits on a fish"

    "I'm as full as an egg" - I'm full up.

    "I'm full as an Easter Egg" - I'm hungry.

    "Goddamn gunt!" - .. well y'know.

    What are yours, beloved EG massive?

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  • deem 13 Feb 2009 23:48:37 31,641 posts
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    'Don't tread on his toes, stamp on his fucking feet'.

    - my boss.
  • JetSetWilly 13 Feb 2009 23:50:42 5,721 posts
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    "Hands like cows tits" - ham-fisted.
  • JuanKerr 13 Feb 2009 23:52:02 36,246 posts
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    A foul-mouthed mate of mine at work likes the expression "Shit cunt" at the moment. Usually uses to describe people. Nice.
  • gareth886 13 Feb 2009 23:59:57 2,841 posts
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    Borebag.

    Self explanatory really.
  • Phily50 14 Feb 2009 00:03:26 2,199 posts
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    A guy at my work was asked to do something that he basically didn't want to do. So he turned round to the boss and said 'If you're gonna fuck me, at least kiss me first.' Made me chuckle.
  • Corletto 14 Feb 2009 00:06:32 31 posts
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    "Fag" is one of my favourites to call people at the moment.
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    'Cuntbag'.
  • andywilkie35 14 Feb 2009 00:16:20 5,338 posts
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    when I talk about doing something positive in an email/text, I've been adding "bang!" on the end of the sentence

    oh yeah and "suck my prick" is a particular current fave

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  • OnionRings 14 Feb 2009 00:16:49 296 posts
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    "Fagors" -Plural of fag.

    "BOYS,BOYS,BOYS" -When talking to group of lads.

    "All fart not shit" - When someone is bluffing.
  • morriss 14 Feb 2009 00:17:22 70,975 posts
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    PooPoo head
  • Rankin 14 Feb 2009 00:20:44 2,930 posts
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    Bell end.

    My friends (mainly the female ones) got fed up of me saying cunt, so I now use this in its stead.
  • Fizzog 14 Feb 2009 03:41:35 4,108 posts
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    I found out the meaning of the word "Quim" today so that's going to become my new choice insult :D
  • Fatiguez 14 Feb 2009 04:07:15 8,735 posts
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    My current favourite is "sheeeeeeeeeeeit", a la Clay Davis.
  • Telepathic.Geometry 14 Feb 2009 04:14:56 11,317 posts
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    Yabei. :)

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  • Deleted user 14 February 2009 04:23:33
    "what the hell" (got from Gremmi's usage here)

    "aw"


    Those are the ones I exclaim the most at the mo.

  • Fatiguez 14 Feb 2009 04:28:58 8,735 posts
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    Telepathic.Geometry wrote:
    Yabei. :)

    Where is that from, TG? It sounds interesting and exotic! Do you live there, perchance?
  • Telepathic.Geometry 14 Feb 2009 04:43:06 11,317 posts
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    It's an Irish expression if you must know. ;P

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  • BanjoMan 14 Feb 2009 09:49:29 13,730 posts
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    "If it's got tits or wheels you're gonna have a problem with it sooner or later."

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  • Ged42 14 Feb 2009 09:58:34 7,727 posts
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    Whenever there's something majorly broken and especially if i then fix it "There's your problem!" from Mythbusters

    "It's not strange, it's... BIZZARO!!" from Sealab 2021
  • BillMurray 14 Feb 2009 16:23:16 7,729 posts
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    Douchefuck.
  • the_dudefather 14 Feb 2009 16:26:12 9,288 posts
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    'keep the change ya filthy animal'

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • ManicDrunkMonk 14 Feb 2009 16:45:19 512 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    My current favourite is "sheeeeeeeeeeeit", a la Clay Davis.

    I really want to paraphrase that great moment in Season 5 of The Wire when the Mayors' advisor says "I think the Police Commissioner is about to have a 'Road to Damascus' moment".

    What a line.
  • Telepathic.Geometry 14 Feb 2009 16:47:14 11,317 posts
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    "It really gets on my tits." = It annoys me.

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  • andywilkie35 14 Feb 2009 17:04:20 5,338 posts
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    hahaha "sheeeeeeeeeeet" my flatmate and I do that a fair bit as well

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  • Deleted user 14 February 2009 17:07:47
    "That's life man" - unnamed rusky
  • PhoenixFlames 14 Feb 2009 17:09:07 8,996 posts
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    "Coin a beak" - sniff cocaine off a coin

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • EddieBear 14 Feb 2009 17:11:42 560 posts
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    "She'd fuck a fishermans dog if she thought it'd make her famous" from Dead Set
  • Chopsen 14 Feb 2009 17:12:34 15,948 posts
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    If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly
  • MrE26 14 Feb 2009 17:13:45 1,931 posts
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    "I bet she's got a fanny like a golf bag/hippo's yawn/gypsy's earring."

    A woman with loose morals.
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