Introducing the secret seekers and their eight-year quest
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sport wrote:It's no good telling girls you can grate cheese on your stomach. You have to show them.
Just goes to show, having the body of an Adonis doesn't always get the girl!
Yes dear, I'm linking your new website everwhere I go. see - www.alldogsgotoerinn.com
A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who
sport wrote:Aw. She wasn't good enough for you anyway.
Well today is dark day my friends. A dark day indeed.
Gorgeous Creative Contract girl has gotten engaged. They move pretty fast in jewish world.
Just goes to show, having the body of Adonis doesn't always get the girl!
Fire up the Cobra!
CosmicFuzz wrote::-D
Just keep thinking of your gran.
localnotail wrote:Thanks local. I'm ok, but I don't think I'll ever meet someone with the those perfect bosoms ever again.sport wrote:Aw. She wasn't good enough for you anyway.
Well today is dark day my friends. A dark day indeed.
Gorgeous Creative Contract girl has gotten engaged. They move pretty fast in jewish world.
Just goes to show, having the body of Adonis doesn't always get the girl!
DodgyPast wrote:I thought you had a Thai bride?
Any advice on keeping things nice but slow when you're chatting with someone and you really start to click?
Don't want to make the mistake of going too fast which I always seem to do.
DodgyPast wrote:Imagine you had your penis blown off in a terrible accident / The War, so you can only be friends. It will also give you an intriguing melancholy air.
Any advice on keeping things nice but slow when you're chatting with someone and you really start to click?
Don't want to make the mistake of going too fast which I always seem to do.
Fire up the Cobra!
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Deckard1 wrote:Don't worry deckard, the women with penises are apparently a lot easier to pick up. Don't think you'd need to pick up the the language to get access to one of their penises.
But these woman you're sleeping with have penises though yes.
DodgyPast wrote:But it was a bit like that? Crikey.
Not really, I try to stick to women that have been to University and have at least reasonable jobs.
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Lukus wrote:Yes, and worse.DodgyPast wrote:But it was a bit like that? Crikey.
Not really, I try to stick to women that have been to University and have at least reasonable jobs.
DodgyPast wrote:Is that the ex?Deckard1 wrote:Don't worry deckard, the women with penises are apparently a lot easier to pick up. Don't think you'd need to pick up the the language to get access to one of their penises.
But these woman you're sleeping with have penises though yes.
p.m. me and I'll find someone who can take care of your obvious interest in the subject.
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