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  • pjmaybe 14 May 2009 16:49:57 70,676 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    What the hell is a Babycino?

    I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.

    "So what, that's got coffee in it?'

    "No sir, no coffee"

    "What is it then?"

    "It's a lightly frothed warm dairy beverage, sir"

    "What, so it's hot milk?"

    "Er, yes. It's hot milk"



  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 May 2009 16:50:43 26,580 posts
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    /blizepalm
  • bigshot316 14 May 2009 16:55:51 24,516 posts
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    At work I was havin a leak and a guy walked into a cubicle which had a huge turd floating in the pan and piss all over the seat.

    He walked back out in disgust, and another colleague, Dan saw him and said "Oh I just did that!"
    It took me a minute to realise he was not actually bragging about the shit, but had also walked out of the cubicle.

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • Psychotext 14 May 2009 16:58:41 55,032 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    What the hell is a Babycino?

    I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.
    Pizza Express is middle class now? I must be moving up in the world!

    /irons shell suit
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:02:22 10,078 posts
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    I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.

    Your life must be pretty simple if this causes this much anger!

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:03:50 11,283 posts
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    I dunno, it is twattery. Just call it what it is FFS.

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  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:06:47 10,078 posts
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    So anything that isn't just a literal description of the item in question is twattery?! or fuckwatted middle class bollocks?
    Surely there is more in the world to be angry about !

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • pjmaybe 14 May 2009 17:07:10 70,676 posts
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    Youthist wrote:

    I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.

    Your life must be pretty simple if this causes this much anger!

    Not anger, just bemusement. Despite my various EG rants over the years, I'm a lovely happy and chilled out specimen really

    I just can't stand pretentious crap like that.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 May 2009 17:08:06 26,580 posts
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    Babycino is a fucking wank name for a glass of hot milk.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 May 2009 17:09:28 26,580 posts
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    You giant fanny.
  • DavetheDave 14 May 2009 17:10:09 1,391 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    What the hell is a Babycino?

    I came across this particularly nasty example of fucktwatted middle class bollocks t'other week when I took my little girl and the missus to Pizza Express and they asked if we wanted a babycino, a free babycino.

    "So what, that's got coffee in it?'

    "No sir, no coffee"

    "What is it then?"

    "It's a lightly frothed warm dairy beverage, sir"

    "What, so it's hot milk?"

    "Er, yes. It's hot milk"




    Presumably this was offered to you by a eating-experience-enhancement-expert (or waiter/waitress to the rest of us)?
  • DavetheDave 14 May 2009 17:10:46 1,391 posts
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    grayson wrote:
    Milk foam actually!

    P.S They're lovely

    Stealth: "I'm a middle-class toddler" post.
  • mouse 14 May 2009 17:11:20 10,310 posts
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    "He's a fucking prick"
  • StarchildHypocrethes 14 May 2009 17:12:28 26,580 posts
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    He might like Babycinos, but I wouldn't go that far.
  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:13:49 11,283 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    So anything that isn't just a literal description of the item in question is twattery?! or fuckwatted middle class bollocks?
    Surely there is more in the world to be angry about !
    Not anything, you massively extrapolating fuckwit.

    But you are right, I should save all my anger for the the thing that makes the angriest. That makes perfect sense.

    not a force for good

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:14:03 11,283 posts
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    PS - now it's you

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  • DavetheDave 14 May 2009 17:14:22 1,391 posts
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    Youthist wrote:
    So anything that isn't just a literal description of the item in question is twattery?! or fuckwatted middle class bollocks?
    Surely there is more in the world to be angry about !

    There's plenty of things to be angry about.

    Fortunately, there's a lot of room on the list, so things like this can go on it.

    It's not like people think:

    "Well I can be angry about the war in Iraq OR I can be angry about the pretentious name given for warm milk in my local pizza restaurant....erm...heads...the pretentious name it is."

    /writes stroppy letter to his MP about the abuse of linguistics in the food industry
  • mouse 14 May 2009 17:14:23 10,310 posts
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  • Metalfish 14 May 2009 17:14:44 8,874 posts
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    And Bono.

    EDIT: That was actually meant to be after w00t's post, now it looks like I'm responding to something from mouse so sinister that "and bono" can be added to it.
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:15:31 10,078 posts
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    Jesus - what a gang of wankers.

    Gang = Woot

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:18:14 11,283 posts
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    Youthist - solitary wanker

    solitary = fucking stupid cunt retard

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  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:19:10 10,078 posts
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    Insults on the internets ftw you sad fuck.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:19:40 11,283 posts
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    /pages IRONOMAN

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  • tombo 14 May 2009 17:20:07 2,100 posts
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    Pizza?! Don't they mean bread ?
  • Inquisitor Moderator 14 May 2009 17:20:13 14,559 posts
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    Guys, Guys! Can't we settle this amicably over a nice glass of Babycino?
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:20:17 10,078 posts
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    lol @ the old IRONOMAN bit. So sad.

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

  • Deleted user 14 May 2009 17:20:53
    piss off already
  • opalw00t 14 May 2009 17:21:16 11,283 posts
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    It depends on your level of understanding of irony.

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  • DavetheDave 14 May 2009 17:21:28 1,391 posts
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    Metalfish wrote:
    And Bono.

    EDIT: That was actually meant to be after w00t's post, now it looks like I'm responding to something from mouse so sinister that "and bono" can be added to it.

    I was quite pleased with mouse's post as it looked like mouse found my post funny. Albeit, it would have required mouse to read my post, assess it and then respond all within the time frame of one second...
  • Youthist 14 May 2009 17:21:41 10,078 posts
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    \bows head to the self appointed "lord of the forum"

    "Good chess players think one move ahead. Great chess players think two or three moves ahead."

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