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  • smoothpete 29 Sep 2008 13:54:47 29,135 posts
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    Just overheard the following things while sat at my desk. Not sure what the context was:

    "paraplegic with no womb"

    "the doctor tripped over the tube and pulled the catheter out"
  • Lexx87 29 Sep 2008 13:56:25 20,826 posts
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    :D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • cubbymoore 29 Sep 2008 13:56:42 35,380 posts
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    Eww.

  • PhoenixFlames 29 Sep 2008 13:58:15 8,402 posts
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    "If you grant me entry to your vagine, I'll do your maths homework"*




    *could be lies

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  • Juninho 29 Sep 2008 13:59:00 1,825 posts
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    http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/gossip.html
  • smoothpete 29 Sep 2008 14:02:50 29,135 posts
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    This was from friday

    "My boobs feel really big today"

    I asked if a second opinion was required. It was not.
  • Lukus 29 Sep 2008 14:03:09 18,694 posts
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    I overheard a man call me "a soggy cunt" at a party the other night. Mind you, I had been referring to him as "that pan faced twat" the whole night.

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  • chudders 29 Sep 2008 14:07:10 754 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Just overheard the following things while sat at my desk. Not sure what the context was:

    "paraplegic with no womb"

    "the doctor tripped over the tube and pulled the catheter out"

    I went out with a parplegic without a womb once.

    We got on like a house on fire but sexually there was something missing, so the relationship didn't really have any legs.
  • pjmaybe 29 Sep 2008 14:08:36 70,678 posts
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    Old ladies on public transport or in hospital waiting rooms are great for this sort of stuff, in fact I'm sure there's a thread around here along those very lines....
  • cubbymoore 29 Sep 2008 14:09:06 35,380 posts
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    I get it.

  • w00t 29 Sep 2008 14:28:25 10,449 posts
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    chudders wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    Just overheard the following things while sat at my desk. Not sure what the context was:

    "paraplegic with no womb"

    "the doctor tripped over the tube and pulled the catheter out"

    I went out with a parplegic without a womb once.

    We got on like a house on fire but sexually there was something missing, so the relationship didn't really have any legs.
    Good effort.

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    If you can see this, you're an idiot.

  • TheSaint 29 Sep 2008 14:30:40 11,582 posts
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    I overheard three teenage girls comparing post abortion recovery time the other day when walking around the shops.
  • M83J01P97 29 Sep 2008 14:32:03 5,743 posts
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    I once randomly overhead my manager (a woman of menopausal age) telling another co-worker that her husband had given her two orgasms on their anniversary, once normally, the second time was with a 'toy'.

    I never looked at her the same way again.
  • morriss 29 Sep 2008 14:32:15 69,369 posts
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    I always here "That guy is so sex..." when I walk past a grooup of women. I never catch the end of the sentence, though.
  • cubbymoore 29 Sep 2008 14:33:17 35,380 posts
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    M83J01P97 wrote:
    I once randomly overhead my manager (a woman of menopausal age) telling another co-worker that her husband had given her two orgasms on their anniversary, once normally, the second time was with a 'toy'.

    I never looked at her the same way again.
    oh mama

  • Deleted user 29 September 2008 14:36:20
    morriss wrote:
    I always here "That guy is so sex..." when I walk past a grooup of women. I never catch the end of the sentence, though.
    "..ually unappealing".
  • otto Moderator 29 Sep 2008 14:36:42 49,238 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    I always here "That guy is so sex..." when I walk past a grooup of women. I never catch the end of the sentence, though.
    ...ually insecure

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  • otto Moderator 29 Sep 2008 14:36:58 49,238 posts
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    Damn you Gremmi

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • the_dudefather 29 Sep 2008 14:37:15 8,096 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    "That guy is so sex..."
    "...mad I THINK HE IS GOING TO RAPE US"

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  • Deleted user 29 September 2008 14:37:22
    :D
  • morriss 29 Sep 2008 14:37:31 69,369 posts
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    I thought that might keep a few of you occupied for the rest of the afternoon! :D
  • Pinewood_Groves 29 Sep 2008 14:37:40 1,347 posts
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    One scabby 30-something women to the other, sitting near me in Birmingham city centre while I ate a sandwich.

    "So, did you breastfeed your ex?"

    I'm thinking I must have misheard this, but it seemed pretty clear.
  • cubbymoore 29 Sep 2008 14:37:45 35,380 posts
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    "...y. Shame he's clearly gay"

  • Psychotext 29 Sep 2008 14:43:14 49,157 posts
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    "...egenarian."

    This post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.

  • pjmaybe 29 Sep 2008 14:43:23 70,678 posts
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    ...ually inadequate"

    ?

    :)
  • gareth886 29 Sep 2008 16:12:30 2,829 posts
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    I once overheard a girl on a bus saying to her friend that she wanted to get "preggers again by another randomer" so she would get a free house.
  • Deleted user 29 September 2008 16:17:11
    I once heard an old guy in a pub say "Just a quick choke and then I'm off" before heading to the toilet. He wasn't actually saying it to anyone, he just said it out loud to no-one in particular.
  • Foregone Reality 29 Sep 2008 16:21:36 2,218 posts
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    ...Gareth's trying to spark off the usuals! :D
  • thefilthandthefury 29 Sep 2008 16:22:52 24,476 posts
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    My girlfriend once sat down on a bus to hear a woman behind her say the following into her phone...

    "...but not in my box, 'cause I'm on"

    Now, I'm pretty sure there's only one way to take that.
  • pjmaybe 29 Sep 2008 16:29:11 70,678 posts
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    She didn't want the postie to drop a parcel in her letterbox because she was on the late shift and wouldn't be at home to sign for it?

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