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  • Shinji 18 Aug 2008 21:03:58 5,903 posts
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    Nasal hairs are fine, pluck 'em when they threaten to start poking through. Eyebrows, though, fuck - that's a problem. I've always been fairly heavy browed (thankfully not a unibrow, mind), but now they're getting a bit bushier, I'm scared shitless to go at them with the tweezers. I know I'll end up pulling a clump out of the wrong place and looking like some kind of boyband reject. :/
  • captaineurogamer 18 Aug 2008 21:06:19 4,322 posts
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    Wow you lot really focus on everything dont you. I have hair that sometimes grows out of my neck or outer part of my nose, and I dont mind about the latter too much.
  • Timmy 18 Aug 2008 22:09:49 9,031 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    Finger and thumb.

    Push up nostril.

    Grip.

    Pull.

    Wipe away tear.

    Get on with life.

    This. I quite enjoy the pain!

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  • repairmanjack 20 Aug 2008 10:33:02 6,068 posts
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    Ho ho! My Groom Mate Platinum XL turned up this am. Looks like a hobbit's dildo crossed with that thing Arnie shoved up his nose in Total Recall.

    Was a bit tentative about it - not wanting to Daniella Westbrooke the old nasal passages... but... damned if it doesn't work! Not only is my hooter now as clean as a motherfucking surgery floor, but it seems I didn't have sinusitis after all.

    /breaths
  • Deleted user 20 August 2008 10:34:29
    What if you panic and breath in while you're scooting it about?
  • repairmanjack 20 Aug 2008 10:36:17 6,068 posts
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    boabg wrote:
    What if you panic and breath in while you're scooting it about?

    I like to live on the edge.
  • pjmaybe 20 Aug 2008 10:48:18 70,676 posts
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    LOL! Exactly what I was thinking when I read that post.

  • pacrifice 20 Aug 2008 21:35:49 1,091 posts
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    I trimmed my nose hairs earlier. And i'm glad i did. Feels so much more smoother in the nose. Much easier to pick snots :D
  • beastmaster 1 Dec 2009 12:54:46 11,595 posts
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    Never mind the nose hairs. I've got what look like whiteheads coming up over my face. Seems to be triggered by sweat. I've been to the docs and he recommended using moisturiser.

    I'm going to give this a go but I don't think it'll remove the existing ones. It's a friggin' pain as they just seem to keep on coming and are putting me off going to the gym. Pah!

    So anyone got some advice for whitehead removal (if that's what they are)? I refuse to grow a beard to hide the things or chop off my own head.

    If the problem keeps growing I'll see the doc again.

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  • mrpon 1 Dec 2009 12:58:08 29,184 posts
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    Witch Stick

    And no, it's not broom.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • mal 1 Dec 2009 13:17:33 22,693 posts
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    I don't like shaving my nose hairs. It doesn't feel right to have a hairless nasal passage. I use a nose hair trimmer on the little tufts that grow under the tip of my nose, if they threaten to make an appearance, and other than that I just pluck the big fuckers when there's enough of them showing to grip with the tweezers. Pulling a massive hair out of you nose is the next best thing to squeezing a massive spot all over the mirror. Yeah.

    Edit: Not that I've had much trouble with zits. I just get slightly dry skin if I sweat.

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  • Rusty_M 2 Dec 2009 07:41:00 4,763 posts
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    It doesn't hurt to pull nostril hair if you grab it really tight and give it a really good sharp tug. Of course, doing that with more than about 2 hairs is a bad idea.

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  • CosmicFuzz 2 Dec 2009 07:54:19 24,842 posts
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    I thought this thread would be about seduction :-(

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  • onestepfromlost 2 Dec 2009 07:55:12 2,083 posts
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    Definatly not enough paedo references.
  • CosmicFuzz 2 Dec 2009 07:58:14 24,842 posts
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    Hello onestep! Do you like films about gladiators?

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  • magicpanda 2 Dec 2009 09:16:28 13,404 posts
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    The Manscaper?
  • FairgroundTown 2 Dec 2009 09:28:18 2,522 posts
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    It is in the Argos catalog.
  • mrpon 2 Dec 2009 09:28:40 29,184 posts
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    Yeah I saw that, looked pretty funky.

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  • bigshot316 2 Dec 2009 09:30:04 24,041 posts
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    Yanking out nasal hairs can give you cancer.

    True story.

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  • Surferrosa 2 Dec 2009 09:34:32 466 posts
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    If you're plucking eyebrows always pluck from the bottom edge (never the top - major grooming faux pas) and use an ice cube to freeze the area first.
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  • Lukey__b 14 Feb 2011 21:28:06 3,716 posts
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    I've trimmed my downstairs. It's starting to itch already, what do I do?

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  • sport 14 Feb 2011 21:30:20 12,775 posts
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    Lukey__b wrote:
    I've trimmed my downstairs. It's starting to itch already, what do I do?

    um....pics or GTFO?
  • ronuds 14 Feb 2011 21:32:03 21,788 posts
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    Baby powder?
  • mrpon 14 Feb 2011 21:35:58 29,184 posts
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    Eunuch?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Vortex808 14 Feb 2011 21:37:12 7,293 posts
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    Deep heat? Admittedly, it'll only help because you'll be in too much pain to notice the itchiness.

    Why did you do it?
  • Syrette 14 Feb 2011 21:38:51 43,753 posts
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    Man up?

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