Does anyone know any really GOOD jokes? Page 52

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  • mrpon 30 May 2014 10:38:53 28,922 posts
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    Jimmy Carr

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 30 May 2014 10:41:24 59,945 posts
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    Comic Sans walks into a bar. The barman says 'sorry, we dont serve your type in here'.

    someone say something funny

  • PES_Fanboy 30 May 2014 10:43:19 16,030 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    How do you get a gay to fuck a women?

    Shit in her cunt.
    Ahh, the Alabama Hot Pocket.
  • OptimusPube 1 Jun 2014 22:57:35 3,034 posts
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    A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying,
    a man walks up to her and says "What's wrong?" She replies "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more. He says "What's wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed." This time she replies "Yea, but I've never been fucked before." The man thinks for a second, and has an idea. He picks her up by her sides, and throws her as far as he can into the ocean. He yells to her "Well, you're fucked now!"

    You better watch out.
    You better beware.
    Albert said E=MC²

  • Ka-blamo 1 Jun 2014 23:48:18 7,351 posts
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    What's the stupid animal in the jungle?

    A polar bear
  • drhickman1983 2 Jun 2014 01:51:44 329 posts
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    Why can I always rely on my friend, the baking rastafarian bird?

    He's my bread-wren.
  • Dirtbox 2 Jun 2014 06:48:25 78,210 posts
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    The punchline is when his gangsta rapper friends dismember him.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 18:32:49 02-06-2014

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