If you're not in bed for four days solid (save for toilet breaks) it's not flu, just a virus. Mind you, everything's a virus these days so long as it isn't a bacteria, and it's causing me to miss work. I'm not a fucking doctor - I can't tell the difference between mild influenza and a proper case of viral rhynopharnygitis (fucking awesome name for the common cold).|
Anyway, what was the question again?
Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!