My house was broken into...

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  • daithi90 28 Apr 2008 13:21:40 3,283 posts
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    While I was at home over the weekend, the house I live in while at Uni was broken into. The odd thing was that nothing was taken, despite some housemates having left cash in view. All the bedrooms were messed up but onl one thing is missing: the Chinese girl who lives full time in the house. Is it too soon jump to a kidnapping conclusion.
  • CerealKey 28 Apr 2008 13:22:59 2,860 posts
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    It's never too soon.
  • von_Doll 28 Apr 2008 13:23:30 2,107 posts
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    I'd check around the house to make sure she's not rocking and crying, terrified out of her mind in a crawlspace somewhere first.
  • woodnotes 28 Apr 2008 13:24:24 4,923 posts
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    Are you sure she didn't have a mad fit and trash the house before running out in to the rain naked?
  • afghan_jones 28 Apr 2008 13:25:31 3,033 posts
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    woodnotes wrote:
    Are you sure she didn't have a mad fit and trash the house before running out in to the rain naked?

    Hot.
  • Vroom 28 Apr 2008 13:26:26 4,644 posts
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    This is indeed a very strange thread.

    Vroom

  • daithi90 28 Apr 2008 13:26:28 3,283 posts
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    I checked the showers, the shed, under beds, everywhere! We had CSI around this morning dusitng for prints and when we told them a girl was missing they didn't seem to bothered, but when we said she was Chinese they started to care!
  • UncleLou Moderator 28 Apr 2008 13:27:03 35,490 posts
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    daithi90 wrote:
    but onl one thing is missing: the Chinese girl

    That's just what we, um I mean they, want you to believe.

    Look again.




  • smoothpete 28 Apr 2008 13:27:41 31,450 posts
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    You've been razzraided
  • Stickman 28 Apr 2008 13:28:46 29,664 posts
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    Chinese takeaway.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • daithi90 28 Apr 2008 13:28:58 3,283 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    You've been razzraided

    :)
  • TheSaint 28 Apr 2008 13:29:39 14,260 posts
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    daithi90 wrote:
    I checked the showers, the shed, under beds, everywhere! We had CSI around this morning dusitng for prints and when we told them a girl was missing they didn't seem to bothered, but when we said she was Chinese they started to care!

    If it really was a CSI then they should have the whole case solved in about 40mins.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 28 Apr 2008 13:30:08 6,170 posts
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    Maybe the Triad finally caught up with her...
  • daithi90 28 Apr 2008 13:31:57 3,283 posts
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    One of our theories was that she's the daughter of some Chinese gangster who had been placed in a Dublin safehouse.
  • PhoenixFlames 28 Apr 2008 13:33:03 8,942 posts
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    Thread has potential.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • FWB 28 Apr 2008 13:33:29 44,071 posts
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    You lead an interesting life... well, not really. You associate with people who lead interesting lives. I'm sure yo could sell something related to all that on ebay.
  • PES_Fanboy 28 Apr 2008 13:33:58 14,515 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Chinese takeaway.

    /finds my level

    Heh!
  • PhoenixFlames 28 Apr 2008 13:35:43 8,942 posts
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    Rob you long time.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Pirotic Moderator 28 Apr 2008 13:36:34 20,646 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    You've been razzraided

    oh man laughing hurts so much right now!
  • Load_2.0 28 Apr 2008 13:36:56 19,099 posts
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    Missing girl eh?

    If video games have taught me anything it is how to find a missing girl. Allow me to impart advice.

    Wander out onto the street via your garage. Start wailing on anyone with a mullet. If you see any crates lob them at other people. head towards a factory and then on to the woods.
    After the woods head towards a gated castle (possibly Windsor?) look out for moving castle stones and statues with spears. make your way to the main room where you will have to defeat men in bright green or gold suits, as well as several giants and a man with a machine gun.

    Follow these instructions and you should find her no problems.
  • PazJohnMitch 28 Apr 2008 13:37:18 7,954 posts
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    Maybe she hates you and wanted to wreck the house whilst moving out?
  • pjmaybe 28 Apr 2008 13:37:47 70,676 posts
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    Either that or go down to the docks and ask if anyone saw any sailors, y'know, the night of the big storm - before indulging in a full on Fork Lift Truck race.
  • afghan_jones 28 Apr 2008 13:40:42 3,033 posts
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    Load "$" wrote:
    Missing girl eh?

    If video games have taught me anything it is how to find a missing girl. Allow me to impart advice.

    Wander out onto the street via your garage. Start wailing on anyone with a mullet. If you see any crates lob them at other people. head towards a factory and then on to the woods.
    After the woods head towards a gated castle (possibly Windsor?) look out for moving castle stones and statues with spears. make your way to the main room where you will have to defeat men in bright green or gold suits, as well as several giants and a man with a machine gun.

    Follow these instructions and you should find her no problems.

    also, if you get tired or injured, remember that oil drums usually have whole roast chickens hidden inside them. apparently.
  • LeoliansBro 28 Apr 2008 13:41:01 43,632 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    You've been razzraided

    POTD, absolute legend! :D

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • El_MUERkO 28 Apr 2008 13:41:46 16,970 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    You've been razzraided

    is that like ramraided but they bust in the back door?
  • X201 28 Apr 2008 13:44:35 15,225 posts
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    afghan_jones wrote:

    also, if you get tired or injured, remember that oil drums usually have whole roast chickens hidden inside them. apparently.

    Don't forget the health benefits of apples as well.
    :)

  • daithi90 28 Apr 2008 13:50:47 3,283 posts
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    Is there a length of time that must pass before we can riffle through her stuff?
  • PhoenixFlames 28 Apr 2008 13:52:20 8,942 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    afghan_jones wrote:

    also, if you get tired or injured, remember that oil drums usually have whole roast chickens hidden inside them. apparently.

    Don't forget the health benefits of apples as well.
    :)


    If confronted by too many chavs simply push C and a police car will pull up and fire a rocket at them, however this rocket will not cause you any harm at all.

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  • PhoenixFlames 28 Apr 2008 13:53:05 8,942 posts
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    daithi90 wrote:
    Is there a length of time that must pass before we can riffle throw her stuff?

    ?

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • PazJohnMitch 28 Apr 2008 13:53:23 7,954 posts
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    daithi90 wrote:
    Is there a length of time that must pass before we can riffle throw her stuff?

    So the reason for this thread is that you want to look through her underwear draw?

    Ban this pervert!!

    ;o)
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