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  • Shadrach 24 Mar 2004 12:18:03 1,878 posts
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    lol Squaylor!
  • bef 24 Mar 2004 12:29:03 1,627 posts
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    /squats before pub door. Switches on thermo vision. Uses optic fiber cam. Checks if all is clear. Sneaks inside behind back of bartender. Uses back of silenced pistol on head of bartender. Drags body out of sight. Taps a Stella. Gets cover blown when bottle is opened.

    Oops.

    /Gets shot by bar guests.
  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 12:43:13 8,763 posts
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    /Wakes up

    Ow! That's bef barred. Free drinks to everyone else!

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  • Necropolis 24 Mar 2004 12:57:18 896 posts
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    /wheels in large 52" plasma screen TV and plugs into wall.
    /sets up PS2
    /starts to play Forbidden Siren while drinking more beer

    /is content with life
  • DocX 24 Mar 2004 13:13:01 1,963 posts
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    Are you still serving food? A full English for me please. No? Errm 2 packs of pork scratchings & a pint of bedwetter then.

    /Sits in tap room flicking pork scratchings at Necropolis when he gets to a scary bit in Forbidden Siren.

    Edited by DocX at 13:22:02 24-03-2004
  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 13:16:33 8,763 posts
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    Nice installment Necropolis.

    Make your own food!

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  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 13:17:57 8,763 posts
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    DocX wrote:
    Are you still serving food? A full English for me please. No? Errm 2 packs of pork scratchings & a pint of bedwetter then.

    /Sits in tap room flicking pork scratchings at Nemesis when he gets to a scary bit in Forbidden Siren.
    I haven't seen Nemesis today?!?

    /looks puzzled

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  • DocX 24 Mar 2004 13:24:39 1,963 posts
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    catterz wrote:
    DocX wrote:
    Are you still serving food? A full English for me please. No? Errm 2 packs of pork scratchings & a pint of bedwetter then.

    /Sits in tap room flicking pork scratchings at Nemesis when he gets to a scary bit in Forbidden Siren.
    I haven't seen Nemesis today?!?

    /looks puzzled

    /Blames the pint.

    "Have those pumps been cleaned this century?"
  • Necropolis 24 Mar 2004 13:28:01 896 posts
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    DocX wrote:
    /Sits in tap room flicking pork scratchings at Necropolis when he gets to a scary bit in Forbidden Siren.
    /gets hit by flying pork and jumps a mile
    /realises the game is still at the title screen

    /cries
  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 13:31:40 8,763 posts
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    How about some multiplayer in my pub?

    /resets PS2
    /takes out Forbidden Siren
    /inserts nothing

    /sets up GameCube
    /inserts Super Smash Bros. Melee
    /Picks up control

    Come on then bitches! Who's gonna test me now?

    Edit: Sorry about crap spelling. I'm chatting on Messenger as well!

    Edited by catterz at 13:34:52 24-03-2004

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  • Tiger_Walts 24 Mar 2004 13:35:26 16,582 posts
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    /knocks down wall
    /drives through the hole with a forklift carrying 4 Xboxen, an ethernet hub, 16 pads, 4 plasma screens and 4 copies of Halo

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  • mentat 24 Mar 2004 13:39:33 5,613 posts
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    catterz wrote:
    /sets up GameCube
    /inserts Super Smash Bros. Melee
    /Picks up control
    Come on then bitches! Who's gonna test me now?
    /Falco Punch!

    C'mon then!
  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 13:42:49 8,763 posts
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    Tiger_Walts wrote:
    /knocks down wall
    /drives through the hole with a forklift carrying 4 Xboxen, an ethernet hub, 16 pads, 4 plasma screens and 4 copies of Halo
    Sorted. Maybe we could actually sort that out for the GeekMeet!

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  • catterz 24 Mar 2004 13:45:28 8,763 posts
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    mentat wrote:
    catterz wrote:
    /sets up GameCube
    /inserts Super Smash Bros. Melee
    /Picks up control
    Come on then bitches! Who's gonna test me now?
    /Falco Punch!

    C'mon then!
    Piiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaa...

    Pikachu's my fav character. Has been since N64 version!

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  • Sid-Nice 24 Mar 2004 15:00:41 15,852 posts
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    " Oh my heed! "

    NNID Sid-Nice

  • pjmaybe 24 Mar 2004 15:54:20 70,676 posts
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    Blob machine in the bogs is busted again, and who the HELL put "Time" by Pink Floyd on the jukebox looped 12 times!!!!

    Peej
  • catterz 25 Mar 2004 13:07:36 8,763 posts
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    A new day; a new barrel!

    Who wants a bevvie then?

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  • Tiger_Walts 25 Mar 2004 13:39:27 16,582 posts
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    Well, that was a nice game of darts, I wouldn't go into the bogs though.*














    *Insert tubgirl link here

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  • Necropolis 25 Mar 2004 13:54:47 896 posts
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    Tiger_Walts wrote:
    Well, that was a nice game of darts, I wouldn't go into the bogs though.*














    *Insert tubgirl link here
    /Wonders about all the confusion and decides to stare in the bogs

    /blinks in disbelief... ... ...

    /Throws up.

    Hey barkeep, another pint of the heavy stuff, I need to reset my stomach!
  • catterz 31 Mar 2004 00:57:39 8,763 posts
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    We're still open for business you know!

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  • Gatwick-Parrot 31 Mar 2004 02:49:00 195 posts
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    Children shouldn't be serving alcohol, now get to bed.
  • boo 31 Mar 2004 10:24:20 11,706 posts
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    /stops in for a for the equivalant of a system boot-up... Large Pepsi, two packets of Twiglets and a packet of Flamegrilled McCoys to go...

    Cheers Catterz, put it on my tab!

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  • catterz 18 Sep 2004 23:37:59 8,763 posts
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    The EG Pub is back open for business.

    Now who wants a pint?

    Edit: I'm back! I haven't been on EG for ages for the following simple reason: With the arrival of a broadband modem shortly before my 18th birthday, I was very eager to get the beast running... but NAY!!! My bag of sh*t PC wouldn't allow it, (something to do with the USB port drivers or something, (which I upgraded and it still didn't work, (and no, the old thing didn't have a network card, (brackets)))). So my mother temporarily borrowed a laptop, (breeze block), from a friend, (I was too scared to find out the spec!), which accepted the installation of the modem, but was too slow to run IE at a decent speed. So I only ever used the internet for e-mail and poker.

    ...also I've spent most of my time legally drinking.

    Edited by catterz at 22:46:22 18-09-2004

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  • tiddles 18 Sep 2004 23:42:02 3,555 posts
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    /throws up and passes out
  • Shivoa 18 Sep 2004 23:44:33 5,677 posts
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    /orders a round of Guiness
  • jaxon58 18 Sep 2004 23:44:58 2,420 posts
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    /sits in the dark corner
  • GrandTheftApu 18 Sep 2004 23:46:34 6,119 posts
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    Pint of Stella please. And a packet of pistachios.
  • catterz 18 Sep 2004 23:49:27 8,763 posts
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    /Hands everyone pints of 'Unspecific' and nuts to those who asked.

    /Sits down

    /Lights up a cigarette

    /Orders a pool table (about time this pub got one)

    I've got a pool table arriving tomorrow lads. There'll be no drinking, smoking, fighting, arguing, foul-play, crying, tears, blood, sweat, laughter or excitement within 5 foot of it once it's here... Understand?

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  • GrandTheftApu 19 Sep 2004 00:21:22 6,119 posts
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    /wonders if rifle above the bar is real
  • Razz 19 Sep 2004 02:20:18 60,771 posts
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    /Brings a few bongs to the beer garden
    /Orders some rum
    /gets high

    I love you all man! The worlds a beautiful place. :)

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