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  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 21:36:24 8,757 posts
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    I've just opened my own pub. Right here in Eurogamer! So come on fella's, take a seat. Back in a minute; I'm justing changing the barrel.

    Edited by catterz at 21:37:28 23-03-2004

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  • UncleLou Moderator 23 Mar 2004 21:40:02 34,663 posts
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    /enters pub

    Nice!

    /lights up a cigarette

    That's half of the EG crowd running off I am afraid. :-D
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 21:41:24 8,757 posts
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    /also lights up

    /places fresh ashtray next to UncleLou

    What can I do you for?

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  • Errol 23 Mar 2004 21:43:50 12,221 posts
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    I'd like a 'bit of fun' please.
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 21:45:57 8,757 posts
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    You blind mate? There's a pool table over there! Or you can play bar billiards, darts, or on the fruities.

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  • UncleLou Moderator 23 Mar 2004 21:48:39 34,663 posts
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    I'll just take a beer, but seeing as you just changed the barrel, I hope it's not just foam!

    Who's that blonde chick in the corner? Oh, it's Errol! Now that's a surprise!
  • sam_spade 23 Mar 2004 21:50:59 15,743 posts
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    /sits in plush leather chair alongside UncleLou.

    /lights up cigarette and orders a pint
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 21:52:28 8,757 posts
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    /Squirts two pints of froth

    /Hands UncleLou a fresh pint of Wife-Beater (Stella)

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  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 21:54:07 8,757 posts
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    /Hands sam a pint

    That's 200 credits each lads. Or £2.50 in your reality nonsense.

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  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 21:56:55 8,757 posts
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    There're just three rules:

    Rule 1. No fucking swearing!
    Rule 2. Buy a drink or get out! (that means you Errol)
    Rule 3. More rules may be added depending on events in the pub.

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  • Retroid Moderator 23 Mar 2004 22:01:36 44,231 posts
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    /Walks into catterz' pub accompanied by an irishman & scotsman, a ghost, a talking dog & the number 12
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:02:43 8,757 posts
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    What'll you have?

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  • Retroid Moderator 23 Mar 2004 22:03:51 44,231 posts
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    Snakebite & black, please.

    Oh, and an absinthe for the talking dog.

    Edited by Retroid at 22:05:01 23-03-2004
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:05:11 8,757 posts
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    /Pours five drinks

    That's Errol covered as well. Packet o' nuts?

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  • nalmeida 23 Mar 2004 22:06:42 47 posts
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    /entra no bar

    Olhe se faz favor tem Super Bock?

    ...Silence...

    Doesn't anyone speak portuguese in here? What kind of a bar is this

    /bate com a porta e vai-se embora*


    *(Slaps the door and leaves)
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:07:47 8,757 posts
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    /Lights up again

    Tell you what... free bar all night and every night! And all day too! Sod it, you can even come and make your own drinks!

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  • WoodenSpoon 23 Mar 2004 22:15:12 12,053 posts
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    /Spliff.

    :) MmMmMmM
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:18:48 8,757 posts
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    Rule 4. No drug harder than spliff aloud.

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  • UncleLou Moderator 23 Mar 2004 22:21:06 34,663 posts
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    /enters pub

    Wait. I am already here?!

    /eyes his Stella suspiciously
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:26:53 8,757 posts
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    Still on that same Stella Lou? I've already had 5 shots of Tequila, three Stellas, and a nacket of puts. And I feen file.

    Edited by catterz at 22:28:01 23-03-2004

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  • WoodenSpoon 23 Mar 2004 22:27:52 12,053 posts
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    Ah, grown men pretending to be drunk over the interent!

    Edited by WoodenSpoon at 00:01:33 30-11-2005
  • Shadrach 23 Mar 2004 22:32:18 1,878 posts
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    /Enters pub

    Evening all, pint of large please Neville, I mean Catterz.
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:35:35 8,757 posts
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    Shadrach wrote:
    /Enters pub

    Evening all, pint of large please Neville, I mean Catterz.
    I think you've had enough already mate.

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  • Shadrach 23 Mar 2004 22:35:47 1,878 posts
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    Whats this place called anyway?

    I do imagine a pub inhabited by EG regulars to be exactly like the Flying Swan from the Rankin books...
  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:39:04 8,757 posts
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    Shadrach wrote:
    Whats this place called anyway?

    I do imagine a pub inhabited by EG regulars to be exactly like the Flying Swan from the Rankin books...
    Ummmmmmm...

    ...

    ...

    ...The Pub (TM)

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  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:45:42 8,757 posts
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    How about "The Wandering Monkey"?

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  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:47:49 8,757 posts
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    Post deleted at 13:53:18 25-05-2007

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  • catterz 23 Mar 2004 22:53:31 8,757 posts
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    Is everyone on the floor already?

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  • boo 23 Mar 2004 23:02:56 10,773 posts
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    Pint of your finest Lime and lemonade perleez, for I am the designated driver.

    /looks around and realises he's going to need a bigger car

    Just Another Lego Blog

  • phAge 23 Mar 2004 23:07:16 23,882 posts
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    /spills own pint
    /eyes only person still standing
    /takes massive swing at boo
    /collapses

    What about "The Clock and Cockerel"?

    Bonus points for naming the origin of that particular bar...


    phAge

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