CERN's LHC "The most complicated thing that humans have ever built" Page 66

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  • dsmx 18 Dec 2012 01:16:16 7,412 posts
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    I kind of wish they didn't find anything, that would of kept physicists busy for decades. Oh yeah and if we need something even bigger than the LHC some of the work has already been Done

    Edited by dsmx at 01:19:50 18-12-2012

    "If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a a house of cards, checkmate." Zapp Brannigan

  • Deleted user 18 December 2012 02:06:31
    If they need spare parts for the LHC why not try kickstarter? :D
  • mal 18 Dec 2012 02:19:41 21,959 posts
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    I seriously doubt Physicists will come up with a complete and tested unified theory of everything and its uncle in my lifetime, so it was kind of critical they turned up something sooner rather than later. Politicians always need a reason to keep funding big science, especially if it doesn't do anything cool like get you to the moon.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • spindizzy 18 Dec 2012 05:35:52 6,400 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Nice things come in pairs.
    Hmm. I'm quite involved in this one! If you knew the work that went in to making sure we hadn't fucked up... :-(

    Anyway my personal bet is more data will make this anomaly go away, but unfortunately we're about to shut down for upgrades and so it'll be a couple of years before we know for certain (though we still have more data to process from this run, it's unlikely to be definitive).
  • X201 18 Dec 2012 06:12:40 14,697 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    So what is it?
    Someone punch him.
  • DaM 18 Dec 2012 09:54:11 12,611 posts
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    @spindizzy

    Shut down for upgrades?! You've barely started! Just in time for the skiing season too....suspicious...

    Lazy scientists!!!
  • S.J.Rogers 18 Dec 2012 10:12:05 3,557 posts
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    WAIT..!

    Look at the date and your about to shut the LHC down..!

    STOP...!!!

    I knew spindizzy would be the end of the world.
  • FogHeart 18 Dec 2012 15:54:07 910 posts
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    Are you saying the LHC is actually a laser containment field for ghosts? I can't wait to see the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

    But I no longer want to shag Sigourney Weaver.
  • spindizzy 21 Dec 2012 15:45:45 6,400 posts
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    FogHeart wrote:
    But I no longer want to shag Sigourney Weaver.
    Hmm. I dunno about that, but I'd be keeping a very careful eye out for any chest-area disturbances...
  • Salaman 30 Aug 2013 16:01:28 18,244 posts
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    Nothing to do around 7pm?
    Why not tune into the CERN science stand up comedy night?
    http://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/
  • RedSparrows 30 Aug 2013 16:16:05 20,756 posts
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    spindizzy do you know any atmospheric physicists (I think) at CERN? I met one t'other day.
  • Fake_Blood 30 Aug 2013 18:23:59 3,834 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Nothing to do around 7pm?
    Why not tune into the CERN science stand up comedy night?
    http://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/
    We're all excited because there a belgian guy performing tonight.
  • mal 30 Aug 2013 19:04:27 21,959 posts
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    Please fire whoever is choosing the music. Thanks!

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  • Fake_Blood 30 Aug 2013 19:12:06 3,834 posts
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    This must be some nerds itunes library or something.
  • mal 30 Aug 2013 20:00:02 21,959 posts
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    So far the scientists have been better than the professionals.

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  • mal 30 Aug 2013 22:25:12 21,959 posts
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    Heh, Belgian guy was pretty good.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Fake_Blood 31 Aug 2013 07:17:12 3,834 posts
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    Well he only offended france, switzerland, the Anglo-Saxons, russia, women and engineers.
  • spindizzy 31 Aug 2013 11:35:30 6,400 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    spindizzy do you know any atmospheric physicists (I think) at CERN? I met one t'other day.
    Don't think so, sorry!
  • purplemonkeybrains 31 Aug 2013 11:39:33 44 posts
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    Anyone still think CERN is secretly a device for sending Jodie Foster away from this world?

    Just me then.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8axMaBL4uo
  • hiddenranbir 26 Nov 2013 10:32:15 5,744 posts
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    So what is the sit rep? Any papers published?

    Edited by hiddenranbir at 10:32:33 26-11-2013
  • DrStrangelove 27 Nov 2013 02:40:51 2,550 posts
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    I doubt it's more complicated than a PS3
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