I just told my 13 year old daughter to swallow, not spit

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  • LeoliansBro 7 Mar 2008 16:42:13 35,048 posts
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    You're going to hell.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • heyyo 7 Mar 2008 16:43:13 14,307 posts
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    You have a 13 year old daughter, you're 26 aren't you?

    Also, when I was in Year 8 all the girls in my class knew what swallow not spit meant, we (the boys) used to keep asking them. I'm pretty sure she knew what you was laughing about
  • Whizzo 7 Mar 2008 16:44:14 41,127 posts
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    Ban request.

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  • nickthegun 7 Mar 2008 16:45:14 44,410 posts
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    Im probably going to go to hell too for this but fuck it:

    The step father of that missing girl is a lot younger than his wife and he looks like a peadophile.

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    AGP.SRPT

  • Deleted user 7 March 2008 16:45:18
    Trust me, she already knows what it means.
  • twelveways 7 Mar 2008 16:45:49 2,678 posts
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    your own daughter? sick fuck
  • Deleted user 7 March 2008 16:48:32
    Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?

    Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.

    Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."

    Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."

    Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.

    Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

    Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?

    Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
  • JuanKerr 7 Mar 2008 16:51:11 35,451 posts
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    squarejawhero wrote:
    Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?

    Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.

    Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."

    Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."

    Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.

    Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

    Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?

    Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
    / cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune

    \o/
  • HarryPalmer 7 Mar 2008 16:54:34 2,295 posts
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    I'm afraid of Groovemeister.
  • Psychotext 7 Mar 2008 16:56:05 49,181 posts
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    BAN THIS FILTH SICK.

    You do realise that she'll ask someone else what that means right? She wont wait to find out. \o/

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  • BravoGolf Moderator 7 Mar 2008 17:01:33 12,612 posts
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    groovemeister wrote:

    ...

    I explained how milk gets rid of spice from your tongue whilst water doesn't because of the spice being fat-soluble. "The same could be true of eye drops", I told her.

    ..
    I did not know that!
  • Deleted user 7 March 2008 17:05:42
    JuanKerr wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?

    Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.

    Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."

    Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."

    Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.

    Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

    Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?

    Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
    / cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune

    \o/
    Judgement Day by Elmer Berstein. Fucking awesome - I imported the soundtrack from the States purely for that tune... Not the one with the 80's songs, but the real Berstein complete deal.

    But then again...

    I BELIEVE IN MAGIC...

    edit - I got it from Varese Sarabande, but apparently it's sold out now... :(
  • Timmy 7 Mar 2008 17:15:34 9,031 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    You're going to hell.
    :D
  • Timmy 7 Mar 2008 17:39:30 9,031 posts
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    groovemeister wrote:
    Got eye drops in her mouth and tasted horrible - couldn't get rid of the taste so was spitting in the sink.

    She wondered what was funny and I said: "When you're older, I'll show you".
    OMG...
  • Psychotext 7 Mar 2008 18:05:22 49,181 posts
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    Timmy wrote:
    OMG...
    /o\

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  • evilashchris 7 Mar 2008 18:07:23 6,636 posts
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    You are Woody Allen AICMFP.

    Twitter: @COToole

  • Psychotext 7 Mar 2008 18:11:52 49,181 posts
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    I suppose it could have been worse if you'd responded with something like "I was just thinking of something I told your mother last night..." ;)

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  • Xerx3s 7 Mar 2008 18:16:50 23,941 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    You're going to hell.
    Aren't we all? At least well be travelling 1st class, unlike those religious people.
  • Khanivor 7 Mar 2008 18:19:18 38,677 posts
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    groovemeister wrote:
    Me too, but she is incredibly innocent and naive. Probably the Aspergers TBH.
    Is that condition contagious now or something?
  • caligari 7 Mar 2008 18:21:56 16,350 posts
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    squarejawhero wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?

    Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.

    Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."

    Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."

    Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.

    Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

    Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?

    Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
    / cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune

    \o/
    Judgement Day by Elmer Berstein. Fucking awesome - I imported the soundtrack from the States purely for that tune... Not the one with the 80's songs, but the real Berstein complete deal.

    But then again...

    I BELIEVE IN MAGIC...

    edit - I got it from Varese Sarabande, but apparently it's sold out now... :(
    There is ANOTHER Ghostbusters' soundtrack?!
  • Dirtbox 7 Mar 2008 18:22:35 73,664 posts
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    Another inane moment in a pointless cunts life.

    Get a blog please.

    Might I suggest www.ih8nignogs.com so you attract your sort of people.

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  • Deleted user 7 March 2008 18:23:13
    Khanivor wrote:
    groovemeister wrote:
    Me too, but she is incredibly innocent and naive. Probably the Aspergers TBH.
    Is that condition contagious now or something?
    I THINK I HAVE CAUGHT IT

    OFF TO GOOGLE TO CONFIRM
  • Stickman 7 Mar 2008 18:24:19 28,481 posts
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    I confirm Gremmi has it.

    Dr Roger Finallyfound, MD

    Quoted

  • Deleted user 7 March 2008 18:33:24
    caligari wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?

    Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.

    Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."

    Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."

    Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.

    Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

    Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?

    Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?

    Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
    / cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune

    \o/
    Judgement Day by Elmer Berstein. Fucking awesome - I imported the soundtrack from the States purely for that tune... Not the one with the 80's songs, but the real Berstein complete deal.

    But then again...

    I BELIEVE IN MAGIC...

    edit - I got it from Varese Sarabande, but apparently it's sold out now... :(
    There is ANOTHER Ghostbusters' soundtrack?!
    There's two. There's the 80's one with a couple of the Bernstein tracks, then there's the limited edition VS one with the entire Bernstein score. It was done with the intention of there being no pop songs in the film, but that was changed much to Bernstein's chagrin.

    It's only been available since 2006. Seeing as you can't get it anywhere, I s'pose I could upload it somehow if you want it.
  • Timmy 7 Mar 2008 18:34:08 9,031 posts
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    I can't believe Groovemeister has a 13 year old child. Strange.
  • Whizzo 7 Mar 2008 18:34:30 41,127 posts
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    It's not his, he kidnapped it.

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  • Deleted user 7 March 2008 18:34:53
    And then infected it with Apsergers.
  • Dirtbox 7 Mar 2008 18:35:09 73,664 posts
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    Timmy wrote:
    I can't believe Groovemeister has a 13 year old child. Strange.
    I can't believe he's already had her diagnosed with retard.

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