LB, you really are a massive geek.
I just told my 13 year old daughter to swallow, not spit
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LeoliansBro 35,048 posts
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heyyo 14,307 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYou have a 13 year old daughter, you're 26 aren't you?
Also, when I was in Year 8 all the girls in my class knew what swallow not spit meant, we (the boys) used to keep asking them. I'm pretty sure she knew what you was laughing about -
Whizzo 41,127 posts
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nickthegun 44,410 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIm probably going to go to hell too for this but fuck it:
The step father of that missing girl is a lot younger than his wife and he looks like a peadophile.---------------------------------------------------------
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Trust me, she already knows what it means.
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twelveways 2,678 posts
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Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?
Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.
Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."
Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."
Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.
Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.
Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?
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JuanKerr 35,451 posts
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Registered 6 years agosquarejawhero wrote:
/ cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune
Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?
Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.
Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."
Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."
Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.
Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.
Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?
Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
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HarryPalmer 2,295 posts
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Psychotext 49,181 posts
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Registered 7 years agoBAN THIS FILTH SICK.
You do realise that she'll ask someone else what that means right? She wont wait to find out. \o/This post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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groovemeister wrote:
I did not know that!
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I explained how milk gets rid of spice from your tongue whilst water doesn't because of the spice being fat-soluble. "The same could be true of eye drops", I told her.
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JuanKerr wrote:
Judgement Day by Elmer Berstein. Fucking awesome - I imported the soundtrack from the States purely for that tune... Not the one with the 80's songs, but the real Berstein complete deal.squarejawhero wrote:
/ cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune
Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?
Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.
Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."
Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."
Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.
Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.
Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?
Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
\o/
But then again...
I BELIEVE IN MAGIC...
edit - I got it from Varese Sarabande, but apparently it's sold out now...
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Timmy 9,031 posts
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Registered 8 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
You're going to hell.
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Timmy 9,031 posts
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Registered 8 years agogroovemeister wrote:
OMG...
Got eye drops in her mouth and tasted horrible - couldn't get rid of the taste so was spitting in the sink.
She wondered what was funny and I said: "When you're older, I'll show you". -
Psychotext 49,181 posts
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Registered 7 years agoTimmy wrote:
/o\
OMG...This post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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evilashchris 6,636 posts
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Psychotext 49,181 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI suppose it could have been worse if you'd responded with something like "I was just thinking of something I told your mother last night..."
This post is sponsored by Apple and the iPhone 4S. Think different.
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Xerx3s 23,941 posts
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Registered 9 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
Aren't we all? At least well be travelling 1st class, unlike those religious people.
You're going to hell. -
Khanivor 38,677 posts
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Registered 11 years agogroovemeister wrote:
Is that condition contagious now or something?
Me too, but she is incredibly innocent and naive. Probably the Aspergers TBH. -
caligari 16,350 posts
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Registered 11 years agosquarejawhero wrote:
There is ANOTHER Ghostbusters' soundtrack?!JuanKerr wrote:
Judgement Day by Elmer Berstein. Fucking awesome - I imported the soundtrack from the States purely for that tune... Not the one with the 80's songs, but the real Berstein complete deal.squarejawhero wrote:
/ cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune
Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?
Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.
Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."
Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."
Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.
Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.
Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?
Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
\o/
But then again...
I BELIEVE IN MAGIC...
edit - I got it from Varese Sarabande, but apparently it's sold out now...
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Dirtbox 73,664 posts
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Registered 11 years agoAnother inane moment in a pointless cunts life.
Get a blog please.
Might I suggest www.ih8nignogs.com so you attract your sort of people.+1 / Like / Tweet this post
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Khanivor wrote:
I THINK I HAVE CAUGHT ITgroovemeister wrote:
Is that condition contagious now or something?
Me too, but she is incredibly innocent and naive. Probably the Aspergers TBH.
OFF TO GOOGLE TO CONFIRM -
Stickman 28,481 posts
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caligari wrote:
There's two. There's the 80's one with a couple of the Bernstein tracks, then there's the limited edition VS one with the entire Bernstein score. It was done with the intention of there being no pop songs in the film, but that was changed much to Bernstein's chagrin.squarejawhero wrote:
There is ANOTHER Ghostbusters' soundtrack?!JuanKerr wrote:
Judgement Day by Elmer Berstein. Fucking awesome - I imported the soundtrack from the States purely for that tune... Not the one with the 80's songs, but the real Berstein complete deal.squarejawhero wrote:
/ cue cheesy 80s syth-based pop tune
Winston Zeddemore: What are you so involved with over there?
Dr Ray Stantz: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange.
Winston Zeddemore: Hey Ray. Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: I remember Revelations 7:12...?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood."
Winston Zeddemore: "And the seas boiled and the skies fell."
Dr Ray Stantz: Judgement day.
Winston Zeddemore: Judgement day.
Dr Ray Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
Winston Zeddemore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Pause ] How 'bout a little music?
Winston Zeddemore: Yeah.
\o/
But then again...
I BELIEVE IN MAGIC...
edit - I got it from Varese Sarabande, but apparently it's sold out now...
It's only been available since 2006. Seeing as you can't get it anywhere, I s'pose I could upload it somehow if you want it. -
Timmy 9,031 posts
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Whizzo 41,127 posts
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And then infected it with Apsergers.
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Timmy wrote:
I can't believe he's already had her diagnosed with retard.
I can't believe Groovemeister has a 13 year old child. Strange.+1 / Like / Tweet this post
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