So what am I going to do with my 95m EuroMillions win? Page 6

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  • craigy Staff 8 May 2009 19:17:31 7,654 posts
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    You guys are gonna be really disappointed when I win. I'll spend the dough on a search system for the forum. It'll be better than Google, and index threads FROM THE FUTURE.
  • DaisyD 8 May 2009 19:21:24 11,826 posts
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    I can't even buy one at the moment! Their website says this:


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  • Load_2.0 8 May 2009 19:22:31 19,268 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    You guys are gonna be really disappointed when I win. I'll spend the dough on a search system for the forum. It'll be better than Google, and index threads FROM THE FUTURE.

    Chances of winning Euromillions = 1 in 76275360

    Chances of EG ever having a working search function = 1 in 76275361
  • Hunam 8 May 2009 19:22:56 20,674 posts
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    Use the unoffical one then, Dirtbox went to all that hard work for you lot and you snub him!
  • Jeepers 8 May 2009 19:23:40 13,181 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    You guys are gonna be really disappointed when I win. I'll spend the dough on a search system for the forum. It'll be better than Google, and index threads FROM THE FUTURE.

    In 2011, blizeh wrote:
    omg! I just moved into my new flat and I can't open my front door to get out!!! What should I do?

    In 2012, blizeh wrote:
    omg! I just lost 12,000 gambling online!!! What should I do?

    In 2013, blizeh wrote:
    omg! I can't afford my mortgage payments this month!!! What should I do?

    In 2014, blizeh wrote:
    omg! I have to wank off tramps to earn money!!! What should I do?

    That's some good coding right there craigy.
  • craigy Staff 8 May 2009 19:25:05 7,654 posts
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    glol
  • LawrenceArms 8 May 2009 23:42:57 1,475 posts
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    1 person won! 1!! Bastard!!

    (I got nothing :( )
  • FWB 9 May 2009 00:01:50 44,575 posts
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    I hope it's someone nice.
  • JayeM 9 May 2009 00:17:17 3,386 posts
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    Damn Spaniard.
  • JuanKerr 9 May 2009 00:20:08 36,248 posts
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    It's only money after all. Meh.
  • Deleted user 9 May 2009 01:10:14
    I won 20
  • dnbuk 9 May 2009 02:53:52 4,948 posts
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    So that one person has won 110mil? I would love to see their reaction.
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  • danathjo 18 Mar 2014 15:49:39 7,384 posts
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26627075

    lucky/stupid 108m winner went public
    bought his ticket around the corner from me too :,(
  • Dougs 18 Mar 2014 16:08:59 67,722 posts
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    Trotter, that is absolutely brilliant.
  • Nexus_6 18 Mar 2014 16:17:36 3,878 posts
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    I was surprised at the amount of actual anger and resentment I was able to muster against this prick when I saw he won it and I didn't.
  • Deckard1 18 Mar 2014 16:20:43 27,982 posts
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    Look at his fucking car. Twat.

  • billythekid 18 Mar 2014 16:25:53 11,133 posts
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    Sounds like he's actually going to spend the money properly and not be one of those cunts who carries on living in the same house, keeps the same car, won't give up work and maybe splashes out on a new pen.

    Good on him I say. The rich cunt.
  • Tom_Servo 18 Mar 2014 16:28:17 17,953 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Trotter, that is absolutely brilliant.
    "This time next year we'll be millionaires"

    Edited by Tom_Servo at 16:28:42 18-03-2014
  • Salaman 18 Mar 2014 16:28:20 19,056 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Look at his fucking car. Twat.

    If that's a car he uses to race, it's prety normal looking.
    If he goes out on the street for his daily commute like that .. yeah. Very questionable tast.
  • LeoliansBro 18 Mar 2014 16:28:28 44,225 posts
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    'Spend the money properly'?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Dirtbox 18 Mar 2014 16:30:26 78,179 posts
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    It's just a shame someone with fuck all taste or self awareness won it.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • LeoliansBro 18 Mar 2014 16:31:43 44,225 posts
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    Going to be a right shot in the arm for the Spanish economy.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Steve_Perry 18 Mar 2014 16:35:27 4,246 posts
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    I would be knee deep in coke and hookers 15 minutes after the cheque cleared.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • DUFFMAN5 18 Mar 2014 16:37:43 14,671 posts
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    I would never go public. Too many nutjobs, I would be terrified someone would kidnap the kids...however unlikely that is, or some scum talk to some other scum about how much you have got, next thing you know you wake up dead, you get my point.

    As for spends.
    I have already worked a lot of it out!
    10'000000 to family and friends
    10'000000 on property
    Couple of Aston's
    Box at Arsenal
    Private (non boarding) school for kids
    Private Axe and producing lessons

    ...Xbox one ;)

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • Steve_Perry 18 Mar 2014 16:42:02 4,246 posts
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    100 million on research into everlasting life/cryogenic technology.

    8 million on prozzies, coke, and trips to the clap clinic.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • DUFFMAN5 18 Mar 2014 16:45:31 14,671 posts
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    Steve_Perry wrote:
    I would be knee deep in coke and hookers 15 minutes after the cheque cleared.
    Steve in a Jacuzzi with Hot Pants, definitely not moribund.

    "Duffman the grey is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

  • Khanivor 18 Mar 2014 16:57:42 40,759 posts
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    Steve_Perry wrote:
    I would be knee deep in coke and hookers 15 minutes after the cheque cleared.
    Noob - I'd be paying back my dealers for the epic binge I had been on since 15 minutes after finding out of won.
  • Steve_Perry 18 Mar 2014 16:58:55 4,246 posts
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    They won't do it on tick since the last time I told them I won EuroMillions.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

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