so... i MAY have got a girl pregnant

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  • dufftownallan 30 Jan 2008 21:38:56 4,725 posts
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    admit it; whos judging me right now?
  • reddevil93 30 Jan 2008 21:39:20 11,614 posts
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    o/

  • Khanivor 30 Jan 2008 21:39:46 40,579 posts
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    /GOD MODE ON

    o/

    /GOD MODE OFF
  • caligari 30 Jan 2008 21:40:32 17,024 posts
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    Trisha.
  • WrongShui 30 Jan 2008 21:40:33 6,613 posts
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    Ha! Your life is over!

    Unless you're bastard.
  • deem 30 Jan 2008 21:40:58 31,641 posts
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    i DEFINITELY have
  • Load_2.0 30 Jan 2008 21:41:05 19,159 posts
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    Nah, not judging, just thinking that it really isn't a good idea for me to shag an 18 year old for that very reason.

    Hope it works out.
  • dufftownallan 30 Jan 2008 21:41:09 4,725 posts
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    i had to emphasis the MAY bit, will find out on monday.
    oh look, some wine...
  • NewYork 30 Jan 2008 21:41:23 24,835 posts
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    Kick her down some stairs.
  • Deleted user 30 January 2008 21:42:06
    I think we need to clarify what you mean exactly.

    When you say "girl", do you mean " a girl you prior did not really know and have only had one drunken encounter with thusly", and by "pregnant" do you mean "with child" or is there a bit missing off the end, such as "pregnant with rage"?

    For if she is filled with rage, may I suggest taking her to a vet?
  • urban 30 Jan 2008 21:42:22 10,942 posts
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    i feel for you buddy.
  • caligari 30 Jan 2008 21:42:49 17,024 posts
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    I just heard, Dufftown!

    Your sister said she wants it to be a boy!
  • NewYork 30 Jan 2008 21:45:15 24,835 posts
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    KHDSS.


    It'll catch on.
  • Deleted user 30 January 2008 21:46:07
    Internet people live in caves and feast on moss.
  • Lukus 30 Jan 2008 21:46:07 19,053 posts
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    NewYork wrote:
    KHDSS.


    It'll catch on.
    TSOHF

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  • NewYork 30 Jan 2008 21:48:50 24,835 posts
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    Take (a) s*** on her face?
  • Deleted user 30 January 2008 21:50:11
    Those Ships? Originally, heavy fuelled.
  • Lukus 30 Jan 2008 21:51:12 19,053 posts
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    Then stamp on her frigate. Or something

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  • Deleted user 30 January 2008 21:51:17
    Sometimes it's hard to distinguish internet people from homosexuals.
  • dufftownallan 30 Jan 2008 21:51:57 4,725 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    I think we need to clarify what you mean exactly.

    When you say "girl", do you mean " a girl you prior did not really know and have only had one drunken encounter with thusly", and by "pregnant" do you mean "with child" or is there a bit missing off the end, such as "pregnant with rage"?

    For if she is filled with rage, may I suggest taking her to a vet?

    not that its any of your business... except i made it your business... shit...

    *shakes fist angrily at t'interweb.

    shes a work colleague, when she started at my place we went out for a couple of drinks, one thing led (very very slowly) to another and we became a couple for about a month or so. we almost always used a condom (if she IS pregnant its going to be bad luck or supersperm or a mixture of both). unfortunately i didnt really feel that there was a spark with us so i split up with her, and she didnt take too kindly to this. now this has come up. i believe her tbh, despite what my friends are saying, im just hoping and praying that come monday i know i'll not be a daddy.
  • dufftownallan 30 Jan 2008 21:52:53 4,725 posts
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    caligari wrote:
    I just heard, Dufftown!

    Your sister said she wants it to be a boy!

    LOL!!!!

    would be funnier still but she IS actually pregnant. due in march.
    (that is, my sister, not this woman)
  • dufftownallan 30 Jan 2008 21:53:58 4,725 posts
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    Halo_3-Liverpool_0 wrote:
    It's mine.

    its yours!
  • Khanivor 30 Jan 2008 21:54:03 40,579 posts
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    dufftownallan wrote:
    shes a work colleague, when she started at my place we went out for a couple of drinks, one thing led (very very slowly) to another and we became a couple for about a month or so. we almost always used a condom (if she IS pregnant its going to be bad luck or supersperm or a mixture of both). unfortunately i didnt really feel that there was a spark with us so i split up with her, and she didnt take too kindly to this. now this has come up. i believe her tbh, despite what my friends are saying, im just hoping and praying that come monday i know i'll not be a daddy.

    Three letters:

    D.N.A.
  • Deleted user 30 January 2008 21:54:14
    It's me.

    I have a small laptop and am posting from inside the ovaries.
  • Deleted user 30 January 2008 21:55:12
    Khanivor wrote:

    Three letters:

    D.N.A.

    Come on now, I really don't think he's that bothered about some missing postage at the moment.

    Get it together, man!
  • NewYork 30 Jan 2008 21:56:44 24,835 posts
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    dufftownallan wrote:
    Gremmi wrote:
    I think we need to clarify what you mean exactly.

    When you say "girl", do you mean " a girl you prior did not really know and have only had one drunken encounter with thusly", and by "pregnant" do you mean "with child" or is there a bit missing off the end, such as "pregnant with rage"?

    For if she is filled with rage, may I suggest taking her to a vet?

    not that its any of your business... except i made it your business... shit...

    *shakes fist angrily at t'interweb.

    shes a work colleague, when she started at my place we went out for a couple of drinks, one thing led (very very slowly) to another and we became a couple for about a month or so. we almost always used a condom (if she IS pregnant its going to be bad luck or supersperm or a mixture of both). unfortunately i didnt really feel that there was a spark with us so i split up with her, and she didnt take too kindly to this. now this has come up. i believe her tbh, despite what my friends are saying, im just hoping and praying that come monday i know i'll not be a daddy.
    You always properly disposed of the contraceptive device, right? Like, down the toilet.
  • MetalDog 30 Jan 2008 21:56:55 23,697 posts
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    dufftownallan wrote:
    we almost always used a condom

    That's like almost always taking the keys out of your front door when you leave the house.

    Good luck.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Carlo 30 Jan 2008 21:57:24 18,004 posts
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    /judges poor capitalisation in thread subject.

    I only came on here to advise you to FHUTA next time to avoid possible pregnancy... Or FHITF (In The FACE!)

    PSN ID: Djini

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