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  • Restart 22 May 2013 17:25:48 4,709 posts
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    I swear I have never seen half of those words he used before. I live a very sheltered life.
  • Dave_McCoy 22 May 2013 17:41:33 2,772 posts
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    That eye witness report is fake right?? Please be fake. I daren't click on the link to see it for real.

    I'm upset that they used 'Feds' and 'some
    movie shit'. Did they just type it up phonetically?
  • cubbymoore 22 May 2013 17:42:36 36,478 posts
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    Der was dis time wen kezza blu lik 12 guis an swallod al o it. An thn lik stil wa lik ait.
  • Dave_McCoy 22 May 2013 17:56:54 2,772 posts
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    Apparently the guy shouted 'Allu Akhbar' while he was going at it and now it's being treated as a terrorist attack. I can see this ending well.
  • DaM 22 May 2013 17:57:40 12,968 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Guy beheaded in front of him, someone else shot dead by a cop, and he ranks it "somewhere in the top 3"? Would like to know what the other two things are.
    XBOX One reveal and...
  • DaM 22 May 2013 17:58:59 12,968 posts
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    fletch7100 wrote:
    [link url=http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718._/]Man chops off own penis on Penryn street]
    It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue.
    You don't say!
  • Deleted user 22 May 2013 17:59:51
    X201 wrote:
    fletch7100 wrote:
    [link url=http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10434718._/]Man chops off own penis on Penryn street]
    From a website called falmouthpacket
    heh i live about 10 minutes away from there, probably less. also gave us this story:

    http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/10298759.Police__looking_for_a_horse__after_hay_and_carrot_thefts/

    Edited by joelstinton at 18:00:24 22-05-2013
  • DaM 22 May 2013 18:07:57 12,968 posts
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    Can you maybe start a thread just for the Falmouth Packet? Some great stories!

    1. Man chops off own penis on Penryn street
    2. Sex slurry pervert is at it again
    3. Falmouth's 'Gangnam Policeman' suspended
    4. Man in dress performed sex act on dog at Pendennis Castle, Falmouth
    5. Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time
  • Deleted user 22 May 2013 18:10:51
    When i was reading the penis story earlier, i was considering making a local news thread of the sorts, but figured this thread was probably just that.

    But yeah it a great source of amusement.
  • cubbymoore 22 May 2013 18:12:01 36,478 posts
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    This slurry guy doesn't happen to like Nintendo does he?
  • heyyo 22 May 2013 18:45:09 14,374 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    meme wrote:
    Guy beheaded in front of him, someone else shot dead by a cop, and he ranks it "somewhere in the top 3"? Would like to know what the other two things are.
    XBOX One reveal and...
    The Woolwich Ferry. I wondered why there were Helicopters hovering around the area this afternoon.
  • Fab4 22 May 2013 18:49:18 5,986 posts
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    I'm not sure if they are terrorists or not, but definitely mentalists.
  • Ka-blamo 22 May 2013 18:54:07 7,306 posts
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    Cubby is that Gif your Sig?

    What are you thinking!?
  • senso-ji 22 May 2013 19:03:28 5,840 posts
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    ITV have a video of the incident

    'The day Baghdad style violence came to south London'. Errr, no.
  • cubbymoore 22 May 2013 19:03:42 36,478 posts
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    No I manually type it into the end of every post. Like peej used to.
  • cubbymoore 22 May 2013 19:06:23 36,478 posts
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    Cobra swooped in.
  • Ka-blamo 22 May 2013 19:07:05 7,306 posts
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    Sorry, Cubby that's retarded.

    /ignored
  • localnotail 22 May 2013 19:09:34 23,093 posts
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    That video is on Vimeo

    Seriously wtf?

    Edit: and now it's private.

    Edited by localnotail at 19:11:20 22-05-2013

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Plant 22 May 2013 19:10:46 251 posts
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    Live update from the grauniad.
    http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/22/woolwich-two-shot-in-police-incident-live-coverage
    I'm on my phone so can't embed the link. Sounds like the tweet story is on the money.
  • localnotail 22 May 2013 19:15:29 23,093 posts
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    I thought there was blood running down the gutter but then I realised it happened on a red route.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deleted user 22 May 2013 19:20:16

    In footage broadcast by ITV, the alleged attacker says: "We swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you."

    He adds: "I apologise that women have had to witness this today, but in our land our women have to see the same.

    "You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don't care about you."
    Some seriously fucked up shit :(
  • neilka 22 May 2013 19:20:16 15,824 posts
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    3. Man beheaded
    2. Elephant poos in Blue Peter studio
    1. Del Boy falls through bar
  • Deleted user 24 May 2013 14:45:54
    RAF Typhoons scrambled after Pakistan Airline incident

    Uh oh :(

    Can't help but be slightly worried after events earlier in the week.
  • Maturin 24 May 2013 15:11:15 2,936 posts
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    Brazil fuel depot very much on fire.
  • Bremenacht 25 May 2013 10:35:02 17,687 posts
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    I've sometimes told people that they can get a special webcam to wear on their heads (like those head light things) which will transmit the view ahead onto your smartphone so that you can see what's ahead of you while you walk and browse/text/etc. A retarded idea, yet horribly plausible enough to cause people to Google for it.

    Well.

    How does having Kinect strapped to your head sound?

    Allowing cars to drive on the pavement would sort things out, I think.
  • senso-ji 27 May 2013 20:22:16 5,840 posts
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    Boy born in jail frees mother from prison after 19 years

    Astonishing and heartwarming story. Someone should make a film about that and spread the story worldwide.
  • smoothpete 28 May 2013 15:09:16 31,459 posts
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    Kettle resembles Hitler
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