I'm having one.
/happy thoughts, happy thoughts
/happy thoughts, happy thoughts
Ever have one of those days where you want to kill people?
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smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Every Day!
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI'm having an OK day. Only the usual motorist/cyclist/pedestrian murderous thoughts.
Peej
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smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI think companies should provide employees with an "Anger Room", soundproofed, with punching bags and stuff you can smash up with a cricket bat -
smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoToonMonkey wrote:
What, smash stuff up or kill some people?
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James-Caldari 2,103 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAs I get older, I find people more and more irritating. I've decided to create a 'Fort of Solitude' where I will live the rest of my days, staring - Grinch-like - at the people below. Occasionally, I'll release a huge ball, made of my waste products, from a secret panel beneath my liar, and watch as the 'mindless little ants' (that's how I'll refer to people at this stage) scatter, desperately try to avoid death by my fecal matter. -
kalel 76,470 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI’ve never had one of those days when I don’t want to kill people. -
Madder-Max 10,963 posts
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Registered 9 years agoEvery day that Deem decides to descend from his dark little cloud and poke me with an insult....;o)99 problems and being ginger is one
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kalel wrote:
They're a myth.
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catterz 8,757 posts
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Registered 11 years agosmoothpete wrote:
I 100% approve of this notion. They should give you a choice of music to carry out the affair with too, depending on if you want the DnB rush or the slow-motion Classical approach.
I think companies should provide employees with an "Anger Room", soundproofed, with punching bags and stuff you can smash up with a cricket batStill stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)
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smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoNow my system has frozen and I will have to shut down all my browser windows.
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kalel 76,470 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI think there should be a blowjob room. In fact, every room should be a blowjob room! -
Ginger 6,748 posts
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Registered 11 years agocatterz wrote:
I wondered whether there was a market for this as a business - charge some city boy types for 10 minutes in a room made up as they like - they pay costs+ and get a choice of weapon on the way in - baseball bat, cricket bat, sledge, whatever.smoothpete wrote:
I 100% approve of this notion. They should give you a choice of music to carry out the affair with too, depending on if you want the DnB rush or the slow-motion Classical approach.
I think companies should provide employees with an "Anger Room", soundproofed, with punching bags and stuff you can smash up with a cricket bat
You could even run budget and premium versions by changing the stuff that's in there, up to the "rich wanker" version, stocked with Bang and Olufsen stuff.gif)
Figured that no-one would be stupid enough to pay for it thoughLondon open taekwondo champion
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catterz 8,757 posts
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Registered 11 years agoWith the mortality rate of employees in my company, there really oughta be some kind of stress relief. So many people have left after cracking under the pressure. I'm sure if there was a nice lady who'd come around and service everyone we'd be able to cope a lot better.
EDIT: @Ginger: Think you could hire chavs to go in and take a beating from a cricket bat? Now that I'd pay to do.Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoGinger wrote:
Why would they when they can just go out on a friday or saturday night, get drunk, do it anyway and then go to court and blame it on high-jinks?catterz wrote:
I wondered whether there was a market for this as a business - charge some city boy types for 10 minutes in a room made up as they like - they pay costs+ and get a choice of weapon on the way in - baseball bat, cricket bat, sledge, whatever.smoothpete wrote:
I 100% approve of this notion. They should give you a choice of music to carry out the affair with too, depending on if you want the DnB rush or the slow-motion Classical approach.
I think companies should provide employees with an "Anger Room", soundproofed, with punching bags and stuff you can smash up with a cricket bat
You could even run budget and premium versions by changing the stuff that's in there, up to the "rich wanker" version, stocked with Bang and Olufsen stuff
Figured that no-one would be stupid enough to pay for it though
/redtopoff
Peej
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smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoMicrosoft have chill out rooms and stuff, all free. Apparently here there's a service where you can order a person to come to your desk and give you a massage while you work. Like they're saying, "we want our employees to be happy, as long as they're furiously typing away at the time" -
James-Caldari 2,103 posts
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Registered 10 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Microsoft have chill out rooms and stuff, all free. Apparently here there's a service where you can order a person to come to your desk and wank you off while you work. Like they're saying, "we want our employees to be happy, as long as they're being furiously stimulated whilst typing away at the time" -
kalel 76,470 posts
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Registered 10 years agosmoothpete wrote:
My last company had chill out areas. They inevitably end up being used as meeting areas, and anyone that actually uses them for ‘chilling out’ gets booted out, or at the very least marked down as slackers. These things just don’t work in practise.
Microsoft have chill out rooms and stuff, all free. Apparently here there's a service where you can order a person to come to your desk and give you a massage while you work. Like they're saying, "we want our employees to be happy, as long as they're furiously typing away at the time" -
smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoActually, I think one of the reasons I like the idea of zombies is because they were people but aren't anymore, so morally it's ok to blow their brains out, whereas you can't really do that with real folks. I think inside every zombie game / movie fan there's a sociopath just waiting to get out -
El_MUERkO 16,142 posts
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Registered 10 years agoHBO pitch number 188350:
Smoothpetes life is a constant battle with the rage inside, the ever present need to crush the life out of all who defy him must be restrained until it can be released without fear... sorta like Dexter but English and baldy!
Fear his wrath for it is the anger of gods after someone has warmed their swimming pool 'the old fashion way' or put an ass-crack stain a foot long on the white towel they dry their hair with... and they've only found out now after they've dried it! -
LeoliansBro 35,123 posts
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Registered 7 years agoWhy is this in the social section?
I don't want to kill people.LB, you really are a massive geek.
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El_MUERkO 16,142 posts
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Registered 10 years agoLeolian'sBro wrote:
it cant be in the news section till he kills someone stoopid!
Why is this in the social section?
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kalel wrote:
Hear hear... or ummm Here here
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Jeepers 12,584 posts
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Registered 7 years agoGinger wrote:
I'm sure I remember reading that the very same service was available in Japan. You were given a baseball bat and access to a room full of crockery, vases and glass objet d'arts.
I wondered whether there was a market for this as a business - charge some city boy types for 10 minutes in a room made up as they like - they pay costs+ and get a choice of weapon on the way in - baseball bat, cricket bat, sledge, whatever.
You could even run budget and premium versions by changing the stuff that's in there, up to the "rich wanker" version, stocked with Bang and Olufsen stuff
Figured that no-one would be stupid enough to pay for it though
That sounded like fun.
I've had a shite day today. I spilt my coffee at the office door, walked to the bus in the rain and returned to my freezing flat. The day has only improved since I've drink two martinis and half a bottle of wine.
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smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI hope someone tries to mug me on the way home from work today -
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Registered 11 years agoEl_MUERkO wrote:
It should be in general gaming. Because after a long day on the old playstations playing violent videogames, I get an overwhelming desire to kill people.Leolian'sBro wrote:
it cant be in the news section till he kills someone stoopid!
Why is this in the social section?
I don't want to kill people.Live: BocoGuy | Steam: jiveguy | Origin: Boco
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smoothpete 29,160 posts
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Registered 9 years agoLooks like it's going to be another one of those days. They've upgraded our systems to the latest version, and somewhat predictably now they don't work. And today is the day when I seem to have 10 billion things that NEED to be done today. MOTHERFUCKERS.
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/takes pete to Kalels blowjob room
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Lutz wrote:
How good is kalel at blowjobs?
/takes pete to Kalels blowjob room
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