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Wii Sports Review

Wii Review by Tom Bramwell

30 November, 2006

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"DS" has never really stood for anything. Well, that's not entirely true - it's stood for Drill Spirits, Dual Strike, Dawn of Sorrow, Deadly Silence, Dal Segno, Dermatan Sulphate - but in the grander sense it's never really been given a purpose.

From the Wii's perspective though (and you'll excuse me if I apportion sentience to it within two paragraphs, but it makes me feel better when I'm hugging it), DS must seem like a double-edged sword. On the one hand, its phenomenal, delightful success paints Nintendo as a company admirably determined to innovate and capable of doing it. But on the other hand, its phenomenal, delightful success took a while to justify itself, with a slack launch line-up remembered more for novelties than imagination in depth.

And so to the Wii, where initial expectations are similar. Wii Sports, for one, has been devalued by the preponderance of pre-launch pondering, and instead of rescuing the game, Nintendo has only amplified its perceived slightness, bundling it with the console to capture the interest of gamers outside traditional channels, and failing to demonstrate any depth during celebri-tedious presentations featuring Tim Henman, Greg Rusedski and Germany's own Mystery TV Man.

All of which was a bit silly of them, really, because Wii Sports is marvellously good fun.

As even Gabby Logan knows, Wii Sports is five games that use the legendary Wii remote control to direct the action. In tennis it's a racket, in bowling it's the ball, in golf it's a club and in baseball it's a bat. The exception to this rule of simplicity is boxing, where the remote joins up with its friend the nunchuk, and you clasp them in your fists so the console can measure your weaving jabs.

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Best of the lot, this, with more to it than Henman realised. (No wonder he lost.)

In Rob's house, Sports has already kindled the multiplayer fire with more speed and spice than a Concord passenger snorting wasabi. Over there, they're already comparing it to Samba de Amigo, because it's so simple, approachable, and enjoyable. But more important than that from a Eurogamer's perspective, I suspect, is that it's a deceptive simplicity, with genuine subtlety lurking beneath the surface. Not all of the games justify the hyperbole, but the ones that do will see the disc creeping to the top of the pile more often than you'd think, and the others - well, we all get drunk and bring people home sometimes, don't we?

Tennis is my favourite. Flick the ball up and then swing to serve, with forehands and backhands played much the way you'd imagine, and height and spin available to those who master the gestures that command them. Knee-jerk criticism has focused on the fact the players move about on their own, but that's surprisingly unimportant in the long-term as you become obsessed with mastering your swing. Timing is essential. Receive the ball on the right side of the baseline and you can place it wherever you like on the other side of the net - swing early to play it cross court, swing when it feels most natural to hit a safe return, or swing just as you feel the ball slipping away to push it down the line. Finding the sweet spots that keep the ball just within the tramlines is rewarding, and developing the ability to find them regularly is satisfying.

'Wii Sports' Screenshot bowling

Bowling's another winner, standing poised to replace Monkey Ball as the 'pin-up' of choice.

Bowling doesn't demand quite as much, but the rewards are similarly worthwhile. After positioning your bowler so he's on the line you want and facing the lane at your preferred angle, you hold the Wii remote aloft and grasp the B trigger. You then draw your arm back behind you as though the remote were a bowling ball, and as you swing through again you release the B button to send the ball down the lane. Timing is key to speed, and by flicking the wrist left or right as you release the ball you can add varying degrees of spin, with the curve of the ball tightening as it reaches the pins. You may be surprised in the short term at the success you glean, but you'll have great fun in the process, and it proves itself the perfect multiplayer game. Like Monkey Ball's classic bowling effort, understanding the technique can only get you so far, and the rest is skill and practice. Like all the other games in the Wii Sports package, you don't need much understanding to have fun, either way.

Indeed, the same's true of baseball, golf and boxing, although these don't fair quite so well as the above examples. Baseball is just batting and pitching, sensibly, but where tennis and bowling transcend novelty, this one is stuck at the plate. In the long term it's as dull as that metaphor, really - too one-dimensional next to the flowing panic of tennis - although if you're trying to exhaust yourself while having fun, this is certainly the one to go for. Swinging at pitches is, again, about timing, while pitching uses particular button combinations for fastballs, curveballs, screwballs and splitters. Boxing, meanwhile, has more problems - the idea is to clasp the remote and the nunchuk in your fists, jab at the TV screen to, well, jab, and punch downwards diagonally to aim for the body, with the ability to duck and weave by holding the sticks to your chest and (yes) ducking and weaving. Except it doesn't do as good a job of registering input as the other games, and feedback isn't as satisfying.

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rare uk
30/11/06 @ 18:28
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Bloody hell! Wasn't expecting an 8.

Right better read it fully.
Mugwum [staff]
30/11/06 @ 18:30
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The score's less relevant than usual in this case, given that it's a pack-in game. The point was that it compares very favourably to other sports games. Anyway, I'll pootle off now and give you all room to condemn me.
SuperGamerMatt
30/11/06 @ 18:30
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Yes, free game is good!

I love the words "free" and "good" in the same sentence.
Machiavel
30/11/06 @ 18:31
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DUAL SCREEN! DUAL SCREEN!

or have my subtlety glands deserted me?
iconsam
30/11/06 @ 18:39
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Does anyone know what those attachments are for the Wii-remote? Can anyone provide me with a linky link?
Razz
30/11/06 @ 18:41
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Nice. I found that Wii sports bowling requires very subtle movements to get it to do precisely what you want. Defo the most professional gameee in the package imo.
SirScratchalot
30/11/06 @ 18:44
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It has BOWLING? How did I miss that?!
Right, I'm not doing anything else this christmas.
X201
30/11/06 @ 18:45
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"Does anyone know what those attachments are for the Wii-remote? Can anyone provide me with a linky link?"


Linky
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30/11/06 @ 18:46
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Finally a Wii review, so late in the day - Twilight Princess will be tomorrow, I'm guessing...

Yep, Wii Sports is surprisingly playable and has quite a bit of depth. Bundling it with the console was a great idea, otherwise I'm sure many would have dismissed it as a simple novelty package and therefore miss out.

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30/11/06 @ 18:46
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30/11/06 @ 18:49
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"and height and spin available to those who master the gestures that command them"

????

Do you not just use it like a tennis racket, and it works it out?
linkster
30/11/06 @ 18:49
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I adore this, it's amazing. Had no hesitation splashing out for three Wiimotes on the strength of this alone.
Carrybagma
30/11/06 @ 18:49
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Yay! First Wii review on Eurogamer! This will degenerate into the worst comments thread ever.

Let me help, by mentioning Gears of War and Halo.

:o)

ED: Freud.
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jamhead
30/11/06 @ 18:50
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damnit. Had my wii on pre-order ages ago and now bloody play have decided they can't honor pre-chrimbo delivery.

And those fairpack folk thought they'd been stiffed!

This looks great too..
siro
30/11/06 @ 18:50
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Yep, it's Dual Screen. At least that's what it said back then in the TV commercials and in the pre sale shop displays.
killyourtv
30/11/06 @ 18:52
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yeah i always thought it stood for dual screen
Heitzu
30/11/06 @ 18:53
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Nice knew it would be a good enough game to be packaged with the console.
Royal Fool
30/11/06 @ 18:54
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Dual Screen
Damn Sweet
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smelly
30/11/06 @ 18:55
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>The score's less relevant than usual in this case

IMHO The score is ALWAY irrelevant! Its the words that matter.
NthSimulachum
30/11/06 @ 19:10
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*groans*

"As good as Gears then?"

Seriously, this looks great. Wii is becoming ever more tempting...
GrandpaUlrira
30/11/06 @ 19:14
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I'm pretty sure DS stood for "Developer's System"
caligari
30/11/06 @ 19:22
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Sounds good!

One second I don't want a Wii, the next second I DO!

I think I'll probably wait until after Christmas.

/end of interesting comment
Dr.Mott
30/11/06 @ 19:23
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Really, I thought it stood for, oh forget it, i can't think of anything witty. :(
Sid Nice
30/11/06 @ 19:36
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An excellent and honest review; like I've always said "I don't read reviews. But in the case of Wii Sports there isn't much to talk about. Wii Sports does what it say's on the tin; we are not expecting jaw dropping graphics, but non gamers will love this.

My only worry for the Nintendo Wii is why on earth are Nintendo allowing shit like, Avatar, Monster truck 4 X 4 World Series, GT Pro, Rampage Total Destruction, etc, etc. THQ, Ubisoft and Midway must be having a giraffe at Nintendo. These games were rubbish on the Cube; so making them Wii-mote enabled doesn't suddenly make them good games, shit sticks. When people start to buy and play this third party trite; they will be convinced that the Wii was a gimmick, when in actual fact the Wii is an excellent little console. :(
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30/11/06 @ 19:38
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Officially, 'Developers System'

Source: http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems...


Good review anyway, I almost wish scores were not even bothered with, there was something oddly inspirational about that review and it was kind of spoiled by pigeonholing it with a score, even if it was a very good one.
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kentmonkey
30/11/06 @ 19:40
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I *think* what Mugwum was suggesting was that the games use the letters "DS" in their titles, like Rayman DS etc. and that in the grand scheme of things, the term "DS" meant bugger all to the game, not the fact that DS stands for Dual Screen as a term.

However in this instance the term Wii bought something to the game title.

I've probably got this all wrong though.
Santino
30/11/06 @ 19:42
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very good review to read, i'm in agreement with everybody that eurogamer should get rid of scores. was this not tried before? may have been for GRAW but there was such a fuss by the people who cannot read it was given one. anyway, get rid of the score people will get used to it.
numptyboymatt
30/11/06 @ 19:43
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Im concerned about this whole "play not honouring pre Xmas deliveries" as ordered mine on the 15th Sept, before they officially emailed me and told me the pre-orders were open as I sat there like a saddo hitting "refresh". Anyone else know anything about this?

Forgot to mention - I have had no email from play saying that there will be any problem..... Im slightly concerned, especially given the 360 farce last year.
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JetSetWilly
30/11/06 @ 19:49
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A good positive and informative review. I'm glad to read there's more content there than we'd previously been led to believe.

edit:sausage fingers

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smoison
30/11/06 @ 19:58
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ONLY ONE MORE WEEK!!!!
captainrentboy
30/11/06 @ 19:59
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I want a Wii now dammit,for the last few months I haven't really been too bothered, but now it's release is a week away my need for one is growing considerably,those television adverts don't help :(
Mehhh,I can control my impulse spending,I'll wait until January.
Tomo
30/11/06 @ 20:32
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I agree wholeheartedly - spot on.
MadMirko
30/11/06 @ 20:33
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Excellent review, thanks for reinforcing my impression of EG being the best site for no-bullshit reviews.

Also being able to point the fanboys and haters to a well balanced and objective review explaining the advantages of the Wii premise will make my forumite life way more comfortable. ;)
BartonFink
30/11/06 @ 20:39
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Great review Mugs, really can't wait for next Friday \o/

And smelly for once hit the nail on the head. It's the words that matter the score is irrelevant.
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RedPanda
30/11/06 @ 20:51
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I thought DS stood for Damn Straight!

Ah well. No pre-order for me but I can wait. Many groovy PS2 and DS games to enjoy over Xmas :-)
Whitewalker
30/11/06 @ 21:26
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Great review...thanks.
Psi
30/11/06 @ 21:41
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good to know the bundle title is well worth having, quite a lot was riding on this one to be good. i guess everyone assumed it would be, but imagine if it hadn't... ninty would be fucked.
Tonka
30/11/06 @ 21:57
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Great review. Now I'm even MORE excited. Sh!t. I ca't wait.
DS stands for 'Disruptive System' they just never told any one about that.
The score is actually very important in some cases. Like Zelda. I won't read the review here on EG just like I haven't read any reviews for it. I'm scared of the spoilers that I know will be lurking. I just check the score. Not that the score matter. I would have bought it even if it got a 5.
Super_Zee
30/11/06 @ 22:01
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Wasn't bothered about Wii.

Played Wii Sports Bowling at Video Games Live.

Sold.

Pre-ordered next day.

Very excited now!
Dirtie
30/11/06 @ 22:30
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You'd rather they just gave the same scores as everyone else?
iconsam
30/11/06 @ 22:44
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Thanks for the linky link X201!
Roamer
30/11/06 @ 23:00
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@ Oasis:

I think you'll find Eurogamer's pretty close to the average in this particular instance.
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captain-future
30/11/06 @ 23:22
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? I will see on 8th Dec.
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30/11/06 @ 23:24
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I'm sorry, I just can't stop myself from doing this:

If these games are so intuitive and like the actual sports, why play the game? I bet lots of general non-gamers will say the same. Sure, it's great that they managed to translate the subtleties behind giving a ball spin etc. into a practical control scheme, but I think I'm like many people in expecting a game to give me an experience I can't otherwise realistically have. I can play all of these sports within half an hours travel from my house. This seems like another step closer to games recreating experiences that are easily achievable in reality.

Then again, I never have fully understood the appeal of sports games; the ones where you control a whole team I can sort of understand but individual sports I just fail to get the point of at all.

edit: oh, and Oasis: Huh? You're saying EG are forming their own opinions and publishing them purely in order to be different from sites based on the "this game is the greatest because the publishers paid us to say so!!!!!" mindset (a.k.a. "review copy and blow job" school of gaming journalism), rather than, as you seem to be requesting, scoring based on some kind of nonexistant objective measurement of game quality? Damn, that almost makes pragmatic commercial sense! The Fiends! Find me a site better than EG for thought-provoking and insightful gaming analysis and I'll be impressed.
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secombe
30/11/06 @ 23:28
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If anything there is a worrying lack of disparity in gaming reviews. With movies, music and books etc you get a good range of opinions. Whilst there is often a fairly constant standard you at least get a good handful that don't conform to that simply because they loved it more/disliked it compared to many others, and it's easy to find a reviewer that shares similar tastes to your own.

With games it's often all within 10-20% no matter how far and wide you search for reviews, in fact the Wii seems to be the first system in a long while that is actually bringing some different opinions out of reviewers (Red Steel being a good example), and I'm all for that.

I thought GT4 was a 5/10 at best, yet GameRankings suggests it should be a solid 9/10. Am I saying it's a 5/10 because I want to be different? Hell no, I wanted it to be great, I just happened to think it pretty poor.
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Genji
30/11/06 @ 23:29
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Hey man, I'm so edgy and cool, I can even give high scores to games I enjoy playing.

/dons leather jacket

WATCH OUT EVERYONE. IT'S COOL TIME.

/o/ \o\ \o/ /o\

Eyyyyyyyyyyy
pantbash
30/11/06 @ 23:34
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>>>>>> If these games are so intuitive and like the actual sports, why play the game?


Because the Living room is Warm.
& Large groups of people outside are generally irritating.
Santino
30/11/06 @ 23:38
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genji.....leather jackets stopped being cool years ago, if you are a male and want to be cool in this day and age all you have to do is be as homosexual/feminine as possible and where 3 different kinds of hairgel/wax at the same time. (sorry i just hate pretty boy fucks)
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smelly
30/11/06 @ 23:38
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Geesus.. I do wish you guys would stop obsessing over a number at end of the review..

Its JUST A NUMBER!

The WORDS matter!
Heitzu
30/11/06 @ 23:40
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/\ Amen to that

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