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Virtual Console Roundup Review

Wii Review by Dan Whitehead

21 July, 2007

Are you still enjoying Paper Mario? I hope so, since there's not much this week to tempt you away from its flappy embrace. And that's a weird thing to say, since two our of this week's three new games are worthy of note, but their downloadable appeal is somewhat dimmed by the inscrutable VC selection process. You'll see what I mean...

Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting

  • Platform: SNES
  • Wii Points: 800

One of the many Street Fighter II variants that seemingly exist only to confuse people who have yet to learn why that man in the pyjamas keeps shouting "Hurry! Ooh, Ken!" Hyper Fighting started life as Capcom's official response to numerous modified bootleg arcade cabinets which tweaked Street Fighter II Champion Edition into a faster beast. Thus the main point of difference between this and previous SF outings was increased speed - although this benefit is rendered fairly negligible once you factor in the conversion from arcade to SNES, and from NTSC to PAL. More apparent changes are in expanded move sets for the characters, with greater emphasis on aerial attacks.

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Of course, if you've already downloaded Street Fighter II: The World Warrior then you'll feel like a bit of a numpty now that this superior version is here, with its larger roster of characters (all four bosses are playable from the start) and generally more fluid combat system. Indeed, if you cast your eyes back through time, you'll see that I wisely advised fighty fans to "wait and see if any of the Turbo follow-ups crop up before making the investment".

Well, the follow-up is indeed here and is well worth 800 points. It's still the finest 2D fighter around, an absolute masterclass in balanced gameplay, and the sort of game you'll return to for years to come. It would, of course, be grossly inappropriate to point out that a superb port of the arcade original is already out on Xbox Live Arcade, including a fantastic online two-player mode which cleverly mimics the "winner stays on" arcade ethos. If you have both consoles, that's the one you really want.

9/10

Metroid

  • Platform: NES
  • Wii Points: 500

And here's a similar quandary. The original Metroid is a real treat - a free-roaming platform game that becomes deeper and richer the more you explore. It encourages you to discover new abilities and weapons, and then challenges you to use lateral thinking to use them to your best advantage. Compared to the rigid linear rivals of the time (1986) it was obviously years ahead of its time.

It also boasted the greatest twist ending since Darth Vader unleashed the mother of all paternity claims in Empire Strikes Back. Depending on how fast you complete the game, you get to discover that Samus, the rough n' tough armoured bounty hunter under your control was a lithe young maiden all along. Do really well, and you even get to see her in her skimpies as a final reward. Mmmm, liberating!

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It's certainly worth the measly 500 points, so why am I feeling so cagey about giving it an enthusiastic endorsement? Well, because this is the first in a series and, unlike movies, most games tend to improve with each sequel rather than diminish. Dedicated retro archivists will obviously value the chance to collect the entire run in chronological order, but those casual players just looking for the pick of the pack would do well to wait for Super Metroid which will probably be along in a few months.

7/10

Silent Debuggers

  • Platform: TurboGrafx16
  • Wii Points: 600

I can't help reading the title of this game in the style of legendary Yorkshireman Brian Glover, and then laughing like a schoolboy because it sounds a bit rude. "Silence the buggers" he barks, before stomping off to shout at that kid who had Kes.

Anyway...let's at least be grateful that this week's TG16 offering isn't another shoot-em-up or bobble-headed cartoon platformer. Not that there's anything wrong with those, it just gets really bloody hard trying to think up new things to say about them. No, this is a first-person shooter. For reals. In fact, it's a first-person shooter which pre-dates both Wolfenstein 3D and Doom. It's also not nearly as good, but let's not harsh the buzz too much, eh?

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Clearly inspired by Aliens, you play a hardy "debugger", a sort of freelance troubleshooter, tasked with investigating a monster-infested cargo station. You have an accomplice, who offers advice over the radio but precious little in the way of armed support, and an arsenal of weapons to choose from. You also have far too many identical corridors and doorways to navigate, and the general lack of enemies doesn't exactly help to alleviate the tedium. Exploration rather than extermination is the order of the day, but even exploring becomes a bit of a chore as time goes by.

It's bound to appeal to a few people on curiosity value alone, and it's technically quite advanced for its time, but there are more rewarding ways to spend your points.

6/10

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quantumsheep
21/07/07 @ 07:20
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"It would, of course, be grossly inappropriate to point out that a superb port of the arcade original is already out on Xbox Live Arcade, including a fantastic online two-player mode which cleverly mimics the "winner stays on" arcade ethos. If you have both consoles, that's the one you really want."

I have to disagree with this. I tried the version on live arcade and it was just too slow for me =(

This is the version I have the fondest memories of, and the version I'll be buying when I get home.

/hugs SNES

*edit* though granted, the online aspects of the live arcade version are a plus point, whereas the d-pad isn't.
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21/07/07 @ 07:38
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"Well, because this is the first in a series and, unlike movies, most games tend to improve with each sequel rather than diminish."

Most. Questionable. Game-related-statement. EVER.
siro
21/07/07 @ 08:31
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Was that "Hurry! Ooh, Ken!" a pun on the Shouryuuken move, does it just sound the same by accident, or maybe, did you really not get it!?:)
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DanWhitehead
21/07/07 @ 08:57
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Most. Questionable. Game-related-statement. EVER.

Not really. Most game series hit their peak around the second or third entry, which is generally where most movie franchises fall to bits.
quantumsheep
21/07/07 @ 09:03
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"Was that "Hurry! Ooh, Ken!" a pun on the Shouryuuken move, does it just sound the same by accident, or maybe, did you really not get it!?:)"

Hehe - I always heard it as 'How are you Ken?' =D
L0cky
21/07/07 @ 09:10
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I always heard it as Ryu-Ken because, well that's their names :)
kentmonkey
21/07/07 @ 09:39
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The fire punch always sounded like 'Hard-on Ken' to me! o_O

Also the Tasoumensuka (probably not spelt right) always sounded like 'Cats on my soup can' which made no sense but once I'd heard that I could never hear anything else.

I was about eleven at the time as well.
Rafeage
21/07/07 @ 10:20
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When's Super Street Fighter II Turbo coming out? ;)
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21/07/07 @ 10:41
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The original Metroid is fine and all, but you might as well just play Zero Mission for the GBA. I got it for a fiver when HMV were clearing out most of their GBA stock, along with Castlevania Double Pack, Gunstar Heroes, Link to the Past and other portable greatness.
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21/07/07 @ 13:41
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"Not really. Most game series hit their peak around the second or third entry, which is generally where most movie franchises fall to bits."

I'd say it's about 50-50 between the first and it's sequels. Many sequels lose the charm of their predecessor while others push just the right buttons for success. Masterpieces tend to have follow-ups that are worse - Metroid Prime 2, Halo 2, Homeworld 2, Ground Control 2, Max Payne 2...

Super Metroid sure as hell isn't among them, though.
dfunked
21/07/07 @ 14:04
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"The original Metroid is fine and all, but you might as well just play Zero Mission for the GBA."

Seconded, I've tried to play both and found Zero Mission a hell of a lot more playable.
Metroid was ahead of its time but hasn't aged as gracefully as Super Metroid...

I'll still buy it though.... damn you Ninty!
Matsuo
21/07/07 @ 14:26
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Hm, another decent week on VC then. Still, last week's Paper Mario is sucking all my gaming time. What a gem that is.

As for SFIIT, yes, that game rocks. Certainly a lot better than the SFII original, which I played for a weeks on VC. I'd be tempted to get the Turbo version, but I've already got the one one SNES. So no need to. SSFII though...

The original Metroid. Ah.. I always wanted to get my hands on it. My first opportunity was the unlocked version in Metroid Prime, which I managed, but didnt really bother. Then came Metroid Zero (awesome game you know), then unlocked the original. Still didn't bother once you've played the superior version. But hey, at least I finally own it :)

Bring on Super Metroid!
Wyrm
21/07/07 @ 16:50
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I thought it was Oh! You git! when I first encountered SF2.
Chufty
21/07/07 @ 17:54
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Silent Debuggers FTW!!

Actually I've never played it but I think SFII and Metroid were getting unfair coverage in the comments.
romanista
22/07/07 @ 12:54
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you said we had too wait, but you only said that 4 months after the original came out.. EG wasn't that was in creating a regular vc column..

MasterControlProgram
22/07/07 @ 17:44
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The original Metroid is virtually (pun intended) unplayable by today standards, so I suppose the 7 vote is just because of its historical importance....

Casual gamers will find it boring, difficult to control, overlong and punishing. Hardcore gamers have probably already played ten times and got its many bonus finals.
AcidSnake
23/07/07 @ 09:00
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My 2 cents then:

Shoryuken: Harryukit...
Hadoken: Ha-boom-kit!
Whirlwind kick thingy: Ha-tatsa-tatsa-ru-kit
Wayne
23/07/07 @ 16:08
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YOUR-WIFE'S-A-VIRGIN!
smelly
23/07/07 @ 20:07
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"Hardcore gamers have probably already played ten times and got its many bonus finals. "


Im hoping the new metroid has similar multiple endings where you get to see samus in her pants.
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26/07/07 @ 15:23
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I've nearly finished MP2 and I think it's an exquisite game. I loved Metroid Prime of course and probably prefer it, but the second is hardly Halo 2 (Singleplayer) in terms of let downs.

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