Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Tides of War Review

Kristan is high on the Tide.

Version tested: Xbox

I, like many others, got this game when it came out on the PC in December 2001 and promptly got bored after a couple of chapters. Sure, it was pretty, but it was all-too apparent that this was A.N.Other FPS. Formulaic, tons of weapons, Quake III sound effects, some nifty architecture, and a major let down after all the hype. Apparently the multiplayer rescued the package for some people, but it was too late. I was off playing other, better games and never gave it another look.

Nevertheless, I've always felt that one day I'd give it another look, and the beefed up Xbox version gave me the perfect excuse to have a thorough look this time around. With a whole new seven-level prologue mission, and - glory be! - full Live play, I was given more than enough reasons to give this more than the usual cursory glance.

BJ chases the leather clad Nazis

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Although the single player campaign has now been beefed up, the majority of the prologue missions are so basic that they merely act as a glorified training session for newbies, and add all of about an hour to the overall playing time. Set immediately before the original PC version, B. J. Blazkowicz and his partner find themselves sneaking after the Nazis in Egypt, whereupon they are lead to an excavation site full of pissed off undead and uncover the beginnings of a bizarre Nazi plot to resurrect a 1,000 year old Knight.

Blasting undead zombies into a pile of bones and doing battle with sword and shield wielding Jason and the Argonaut rejects is hardly what you'd generally associate with World War II, but with a little suspension of disbelief, the concept of the Nazis dabbling with the occult to create the ultimate killing machine is nevertheless a welcome alternative to the dozens of so-called authentic takes on the Third Reich and its power crazy leanings.

The intro levels give you a chance to re-adjust to the controls, and by all accounts they're on a par with any other console FPS - everything mapped to a reasonably logical place; right trigger for fire, left for jump, A and B to cycle weapons, click right thumbstick to use, and the usual left and right thumbstick combo for movement and looking around. An auto aimer also helps deal with the lack of accuracy inherent in joypad aiming, and all round it works well.

Start-save-yes-back-blam-start-save-yes-back

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Unlike most console FPSs to date, Tides of War retains the ability to quicksave, meaning you can soon blitz through the single player campaign. Depending on which skill level you choose, and whether you're prepared to 'cheat', it's not going to last you much more than 12 hours all in, across all eight chapters and 34 levels. Were it not for the despicable cheating of the AI opposition you'd be able to polish it off it even quicker, so you're basically forced to quicksave - the game gives you no other choice.

So much for the hype; the AI is as inconsistent as we've seen. Yes, on one occasion in the entire game we saw an enemy impressively kick over a table and use it as cover, but in the main, they're either docile idiots that stand around waiting for you to put them out of their misery, or evil uber death machines that turn their implements of death on you before you can even see they’re there. On one particularly evil section, it's like playing a cheating Counter-Strike monkey, with your hapless soldier routinely capped before you can even see the enemy. Even a basic knowledge of where they are doesn't aid you - scoping them from a distance bore the same result - as soon as one pixel of their body entered your field of vision, Game Over.

As the game eventually pushes on and heaps better weaponry upon your pack horse solider, likewise the Nazi scum and their mutant creations get proportionately more evil. Really; without quicksave you'd be utterly frustrated [that's not the original F-word he used -Tom] and its PC developed origins are never more apparent as a result. Frankly, a more forgiving but tense game, that requires more concentration and skill, would have been far preferable to this kill/quicksave/die/reload vanilla FPS binge.

The slapdash mixed with the sublime

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One thing we were hoping Tides of War would retain was the visuals; and to a very large extent it has done. Naturally the overall texturing and resolution can't hope to compare with the PC original, but the forgiving anti-aliasing effect that TVs bring means that the game looks largely superb on all but the largest, sharpest mammoths. The character models are superb throughout, and - at times - the intricate architecture does a great job of heightening an already murderous atmosphere, although there are some slapdash levels here and there, and the general lack of texturing lets the package down, and exposes the age of the Quake III tools at hand. Next to Halo - itself 18 months old - it's not in the same league.

The old school feel of the package is ingrained in almost every area of the game; the unlimited inventory, combined with the proliferation of ammo pickups/armour/medipacks/meals means there's little consequence to taking damage - especially in conjunction with quicksave. The level design itself also rarely extends to more than clearing a room of a handful of enemies, move on, heal, reload, and repeat to fade. Occasionally you're tasked with being somewhat stealthier than usual, but Splinter Cell this is not. For the most part it's a full on, guns blazing US shooter, for people who just want to kill, kill, and kill again.

Completists might be drawn to the new reward system that has you scouting out levels for secrets and treasure, but in reality the treats rarely extend to anything more exciting than some armour. It's never going to be one of those games that will have you going back to old levels in the hope of unlocking new features. More's the pity. The inclusion of the original Wolfenstein 3D once you complete the campaign is a nice touch, but you'll play it for all of, ooh, a minute before you think of something more entertaining to do, like picking your nose or setting fire to your receipt.

They couldn't be arsed

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Although Tides of War's single player campaign does have its moments, on reflection you feel that Gray Matter simply couldn't really be bothered to push things forward beyond the confines of the traditional. Where do we start? The storyline is shoehorned after each and every level, with longer, fairly dull cut-scenes delivering little more than reflection on your achievements (from an Allied war-room chat between a stereotypical Brit and a Yank - how imaginative). Even fundamental FPS advancements like the subtle scripting and buddy AI of Half Life and co. are passed over, with the odd mundane chat between guards and that's all. Linearity in itself isn't necessarily a bad thing - and Tides of War is as linear as they come - but even exciting on rails opportunities are passed over. It's just you, a huge selection of, admittedly excellent, weaponry, and a whole pile of bloodthirsty foes.

In fact the constant supply of new weapons and increasingly bizarre enemy are just about all that drives you on - and the knowledge that it'll be over soon. Just don't expect a dramatic ending - it's the very definition of a let down. Just as well it's got Xbox Live support, then.

Crimson Lives

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Thus far, our Xbox Live shooting antics have been restricted to a few bouts of Ghost Recon and Unreal Championship, so another entrant to freshen things up doesn't hurt at all. As with every other Xbox Live title we've tested, setting up is a piece of cake. Once logged in you're presented with the standard Quick Match or Optimatch options, the former of which allows you to jump straight into the action in any one of the four matches, whilst the latter allows you to define and filter to your heart's content. Failing that, just create your own match to your own requirements and off you go.

Tides of War offers four types of Axis Vs. Allies online action for up to eight per team across 13 maps; Elimination, Stopwatch, Checkpoint, and Objective. Before stepping into the fray, players must choose from one of four classes; Soldier, Medic, Lieutenant, and Engineer, each with their own strengths and weaknesses (for example Soldier can choose from more weapons, while the Medic can dispense medikits to ailing and even dying team members), and a limited choice of weaponry - which you must take a gamble on.

Of the modes, they're all familiar team-based variations on FPS favourites. Elimination is a simple fight to the death, Stopwatch has two teams attacking or defending a point or points on a map within a pre-determined time limit. Checkpoint has the two teams, for example, trying to dominate a series of flagpoles, while Objective has you attempting, for example, to destroy the opposition's radar tower.

Kill or be killed by lag... or your team-mate

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While lag is an issue, the game has the decency to warn you of any potential problems beforehand, with a useful Green/Amber/Red system, which proved pretty accurate. If you've got enough mates, you can always block potential laggers with your own private match. Likewise, if idiots are intent on killing their team-mates, you can either vote them off or file a complaint against them, on a 'five strikes and you're out' basis. With full voice support you can also tell your wayward team-mates where to go, which is nice, although voice masking is just ridiculously annoying.

For someone who's a self confessed online gaming luddite this is an absolute pleasure. I've long been fed up with being on the end of too many whuppings against either cheating bar stewards, or those no-lifes who know each and every FPS map better than their own face [or me -Tom]. In a sense, Xbox Live is a safe haven from the uber hardcore, and a fairly level playing field for those that want a decent blast, but don't want to have spend shed loads on their PC to make it run properly. The hardcore will doubtlessly stay where they are, and all power to them, but after a few hours on this, I'm already plotting my return visit.

It's an odd experience praising a Microsoft service, but aside from some lag, the whole thing was seamless. The key thing is whether enough people sign up to the Live service and buy the game to keep the servers populated. Right now, there are plenty of Brits, along with a fair number of Yanks too, so you'll have plenty of competition, and more sign ups as time goes on.

Offline there's a plethora of options too, with two-player split screen for co-op or head to head play, as well as system link. The lack of four player mode is a baffling omission, but Live more than makes up for this.

Blasting out for the summer

With Xbox Live crying out for an online FPS, Tides of War is certainly a great addition to the service, and anyone currently in possession of a subscription would be doing their Xbox a disservice to miss out. Until Counter-Strike arrives later in the year, and Halo 2 a few months after, this is a great way to hone your joypad skills in the meantime. On balance, despite the fairly humdrum single player campaign, Tides of War is well worth engaging in for the Live experience alone. PC gamers, however, can save their cash.

8 / 10

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Comments (27) Latest comment 9 years ago

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  • Killerbee #1 9 years ago

    Be the first to write a comment for this article... Or not. It doesn't really affect me.

    lol! When did that change!?
  • Blerk #2 9 years ago

    Will you be doing a review of the PS2 Wolfenstein game as well?
  • Mugwum Verified Operations Director, Eurogamer Network #3 9 years ago

    I don't know if we have a copy yet, but if we can then we will.
  • Killerbee #4 9 years ago

    I played the PC version to the end - it was just nowhere near as good as MOH:AA or even Unreal 2 for that matter in gameplay terms. Which was a shame because it was a very good looking game and some of the design of the monsters and weapons was great.

    Agree that the end of game baddy was the biggest anti-climax I've ever witnessed. They really should've sorted that one out for the Xbox conversion.

    Edit: couldn't spell "Xbox" :/
    Edited by 1 at 06/06/03 @ 10:56
  • Cyhwuhx #5 9 years ago

    .::: I've been playing this only on Live. I simply can't be bothered with the singleplayer... Also "Barn" is quite nice for a 'downloadable level'. It's pretty tense which such a small environemnt though. :)
  • FWB #6 9 years ago

    The PC version was awful. It looked alright and the AI wasn't too bad, but it was one of the most bland and easiest FPS I've played (took me 2-3 days to complete, if that). MOHAA was so much better. I never managed to experience the original's full MP though (I was playing a mate's copy). The new free one they've released is good though.
  • Day #7 9 years ago

    Funny.... I loved the PC version, really enjoyed it... It was MOHAA that I found awful
  • BradlayLaw #8 9 years ago

    I've been thinking about picking this up. Enemy Territory has been the most fun I have had online for a while and this seems like more of the same.
  • Tricky #9 9 years ago

    Day - I think you can consider yourself int he minority there...
  • Nemesis #10 9 years ago

    with your hapless soldier routinely capped before you can even see the enemy.

    That'll be the Quake3 engine then. MOHAA and JK2 did the exact same thing. Frustrating as hell.

    I played the singleplayer demo on this one and it still seems just as dull. Bit too dark as well.
  • Nemesis #11 9 years ago

    Actually, to add to that, if the singleplayer IS that dull (which most people agree) I don't know why they didn't drop it, 1/2 the price, and put it out as a Live title. Just a thought.
  • FWB #12 9 years ago

    It still has the best flamethrower I've seen in any game though.
  • Day #13 9 years ago

    RE: Day - I think you can consider yourself int he minority there...

    lol...yeah, looks like it... :)
  • UncleLou #14 9 years ago

    It still has the best flamethrower I've seen in any game though.

    A propos flamethrower, I recently rented Unreal 2 and played a few levels. It's extraordinary dull, there's no need to discuss this, but I was also disappointed with the graphics. There were a few things that actually looked worse than in Unreal 1. Remember how the grass looked in Unreal 1, when you first stepped out of the wreck in the first level? It was just a texture, but extremely sharp and detailed. Now look at the floor in Unreal2: it's a blurry texture. Ok, so they give you the odd polygonal blade of grass, but all in all it looks worse. Same with the sky. In Unreal, you had the two moons and several layers of moving clouds, in Unreal 2 they give you something that looks like more or less like a background bitmap. And even the flame-thrower looked disappointing. Sue me, but it looked better in Kingpin. Not to mention the ugly water and lava effects.

    The only thing that looked really good actually were a few shiny metal surfaces. To my surprise, even the UT2k3 demo managed to look better.

    edit: Before anyone asks, I had all the options set to the max, and my PC is more than enough to handle it.
    Edited by 2 at 06/06/03 @ 12:40
  • FWB #15 9 years ago

    Sue me, but it looked better in Kingpin

    Arhh, Kingpin. Cracking game. Only made it to the docks in the SP but the MP was alot of fun, especially Bag mode. I also liked how skins were automatically downloaded when you joined a server. It allowed for alot more variety.
  • UncleLou #16 9 years ago

    Indeed, MP was great. I played that excessively for a few weeks, so if you once got slaughtered there by someone with my name, it was indeed me. :-)

    The models/skin textures were excellent, you're right. Even before there were community-created skins, Kingpin delivered a lot of varietey there out of the box.
    Edited by 2 at 06/06/03 @ 12:47
  • Whizzo #17 9 years ago

    I'm in probably a smaller minority in saying that I hated both MoH and Wolfenstein.
  • FWB #18 9 years ago

    When I first got into it I did play quite alot, although only team based games, but I can't remember what name I was under. The other good mod was the police v robbers/criminals ones. It was probably a CS rip-off but having never played that, I found the former alot of fun.

    Bagman was still tops though.
  • UncleLou #19 9 years ago

    Yes, Bagman was a real laugh. I kept getting lost in some of the levels though, especially the subway one. It was irritating, as for the Bagman mode, they just blew up the size of the deathmatch levels by mirroring (is that the correc gerund?) them and making a few subtle changes at each side. Getting lost there was part of the fun tho.
    Edited by 1 at 06/06/03 @ 13:04
  • UncleLou #20 9 years ago

    You know, I just edit every one of my comments so it's easier to find them when scrolling through the thread. Maybe the EG staff could make the "edited" messages not only bold, but in a bigger font as well, and with flashing colours?
  • FWB #21 9 years ago

    The vocal insults were pretty cool too. Pretty funny hearing the women screaming "I'm gonna kick your muthafucking ass".

    "Mirroring" is perfectly ok, but I don't think its a gerund. :)
  • krudster #22 9 years ago

    If anyone wants to play EG at Wolfenstein on Xbox Live, give us a shout on this here board and we'll arrange a time, etc. My gamertag is Krudster, predictably. The one that dies a lot.
  • tiddles #23 9 years ago

    with your hapless soldier routinely capped before you can even see the enemy.

    That'll be the Quake3 engine then. MOHAA and JK2 did the exact same thing. Frustrating as hell.


    I read somewhere that in Half-Life, enemies never saw you until you saw them. Completely unrealistic, but obviously it did wonders for the gameplay. I wonder if you could get through Half-Life just by looking in the wrong directions ...?

  • FWB #24 9 years ago

    I wonder if you could get through Half-Life just by looking in the wrong directions ...?

    You mean walk backwards?

    "No..no... I won't look at you, no..."
  • Jabb #25 9 years ago

    I prefer the WWII themes in FPS's over 'shoot the alien from dimension XYZ' stuff, but all MOH's and RTCW were rubbish due to unrealistic AI and bad gamedesign.

    In RTCW, in the start of the 'ski-lift' level, there are two engineers repairing the lift engine... so I decided to throw grenade at them, cooked it for couple of seconds and threw;
    the very splitsecond it hit the ground behind their turned backs, they slided away from the grenade in the same crouching positions they were, without getting up, turning around or anything, just like hand of consolegod would've dragged them. Then, again in ninth of a second guns appeared in their hands, they located me, and nevermind the blast of grenade two meters from them, managed to hit me with first shots...

    Just an one example, full list would take rest of the day to compile.

    And those gamedesigners get paid? Thank god I only rented it...
  • krudster #26 9 years ago

    There are laggy servers, without question, but you're warned about them before you join them. In five hours pratting around online, the only times I experience problems were on servers that the service warned me could be problematic. In the main, it's a seamless experience.
  • Jesus: Action Figure #27 9 years ago

    "There are laggy servers, without question, but you're warned about them before you join them. In five hours pratting around online, the only times I experience problems were on servers that the service warned me could be problematic. In the main, it's a seamless experience."

    Indeed. But I had real problems getting a game together with some friends of mine, because of LAG. This hasn't been a problem in other games, and we generally give up on Wolfie cos we want to play SOMETHING together.
    It's just annoying when you get out of a game you're in to join your mates, and the Xbox tells you you can't cos of LAG.